I could cure a lesbian

Rabidlamb

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

what about if you were so bad at gay sex you turned men straight..

Sarky

You've never even kissed a girl, have you?

micropig

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

:D Good man, off you go. I'm sure they'll be delighted:pac:

Defiler Of The Coffin

You're absolutely right. What good is a socket without the plug?

thebigbiffo

i'd turn women lesbian



guess there has to be a bit of balance to every thread. ying...yang...etc

hooradiation

Sarky wrote: »

You've never even kissed a girl, have you?

He did.
And he liked it.

hairyprincess

Sarky wrote: »

You've never even kissed a girl, have you?

I did. And what's more, I liked it.

davet82

i'm sure your pm inbox is going to be inundated with Boards lesbians wishing to be 'cured'

Shenshen

Come back when you feel ready to cure a gay man.

John Doe1

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I have a small penis and once had sex, it lasted 2 seconds and I cried after.

FYP:)

Seachmall

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

God would require you to marry one and only one woman to turn her straight and you couldn't divorce.

You can only save one woman OP, choose wisely!

BigFatGiant

*Sits back and waits for angry lesbians to arrive and take offence to this thread*

Rabidlamb

davet82 wrote: »

i'm sure your pm inbox is going to be inundated with Boards lesbians wishing to be 'cured'

The Sky Ticker is current at Zero but expected to rise soon.

stupidusername

2/10. Poor attempt

AnonoBoy

OP claims to be great at trolling.

His attempts over here and in this thread would suggest otherwise however.

Annasopra

Happy IDAHO day

davet82

BigFatGiant wrote: »

*Sits back and waits for angry lesbians to arrive and take offence to this thread*

Rabidlamb wrote: »

The Sky Ticker is current at Zero but expected to rise soon.

yeah good luck with that

The Snipe

The way I see it is:

Snipe + Girlfriend =
Girlfriend + Alcohol = Lesbian
Snipe + Alcohol + Lesbianish Girlfriend =

kfallon

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.

You may as well do if you get a lesbian into bed tbh!

Rabidlamb

mango salsa wrote: »

Happy IDAHO day

What about the other 49 states, don't they get a day.

MrFrisp

hairyprincess wrote: »

I did. And what's more, I liked it.

That should give him something to frap about for 5 minutes or so..





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TheIrishGrover

Time to get a new trick, pony

Logical Fallacy

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

Does that mean if a skilled enough gay dude rode ya you'd start craving mickeys?

Fr_Dougal

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

Aye but could you cure a gay man? I'd imagine that would be a tougher challenge.

Annasopra

Rabidlamb wrote: »

What about the other 49 states, don't they get a day.

Indeed. As I said this morning I'm delighted today on May 17th IDAHO International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia that Our Irish politicians are so enlightened. Of course on the other hand it's disappointing to see such dumb bigotry as this thread.

hairyprincess

BigFatGiant wrote: »

*Sits back and waits for angry lesbians to arrive and take offence to this thread*

Popcorn?

micropig

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy:mad:

Annasopra

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Does that mean if a skilled enough gay dude rode ya you'd start craving mickeys?

All gay men would have more sense than to have sex with such an ignorant ignorant dumb bigot

davet82

hairyprincess wrote: »

Popcorn?

yes please and post a link to this thread over in gay & lesbian section while you're at it

stupidusername

I wonder if i'd be good enough to turn a gay man

Wossack

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

now if you could blow your own horn, this thread could be something..

But Im afraid I'll have to agree with the 2/10 grade given earlier. Must try harder.

Annasopra

davet82 wrote: »

yes please and post a link to this thread over in gay & lesbian section while you're at it

I'd just delete it and ban the OP

micropig

mango salsa wrote: »

All gay men would have more sense than to have sex with such an ignorant ignorant dumb bigot

Does it only work for lesbians?:pac:

Ruralyoke

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn

But of course you would if you could - right?

But I'm almost certain you can't.

El Weirdo

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.

No you couldn't.

I'd think very carefully about the subject of your next thread if I were you.