I washed my hair with Herbal Essenses but didn't orgasm

Stiffler2

I just washed my hair with Herbal Essenses but didn't orgasm in the shower.
Does anyone know where I can direct my letter of disgust to ?

would it be the ombudsman for false advertising or Herbal Essences themselves ?

Any help

Kenno90

Use it as lube :pac:

fishy fishy

maybe you should try the F*ucthis green bottle shampoo.

yeppydeppy

I just used head and shoulders and I don't feel as confident as an olympic athelete, who do I complain to?

Ghandee

Ian Paisley gave out once about buying up a complete pallet of the Pantene stuff before.


Apparently Peter Robinson and himself stood all night with rifles in their hands, but not one Pro-vee emerged!

Queen-Mise

Your doing it wrong.

fasttalkerchat

You're doing it wrong.

I ate a magnum and it didn't grow back, now what?!

Ghandee

bluewolf wrote: »

I ate a magnum and it didn't grow back, now what?!

Tom Selleck?

FatherLen

i just sprayed myself with lynx and i aint covered in bitches

the purple tin

I used Lynx deodorant and wasn't sexually assaulted by supermodels

edit: beat to the punch.

Stiffler2

fishy fishy wrote: »

maybe you should try the F*ucthis green bottle shampoo.

I love that green fructis $hit as well, it smells awesome but matts your hair together I find

Fenian Army

I wasnt swarmed by hot women when I used lynx, I just smelled like crap!

fishy fishy

FatherLen wrote: »

i just sprayed myself with lynx and i aint covered in bitches

or smelly fish.

downwithpeace

Burns the hell out of eyes though.

fishy fishy

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I love that green fructis $hit as well, it smells awesome but matts your hair together I find

it's the worst shampoo ever invented - you end up with dreadlocks.

Stiffler2

As a matter of interest here I thought false advertising was illegal is it not ??

so how can companies get away with this bull$hit ?

DrumSteve

You were using it on the wrong hair

davet82

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Your doing it wrong.

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

You're doing it wrong.

echo?

some random drunk

I just ate some Kerrygold and I don't feel like digging up a few sods of turf and carrying them with me to Germany...

Stiffler2

fishy fishy wrote: »

it's the worst shampoo ever invented - you end up with dreadlocks.

agreed - the matt of the fructis is unreal, it was normal when it first appeared as I used to use it. Not any more though, I think they added cement in the last year or so.....

Lollers

I believe loinel Hutz is the man your looking for...'' the most blatant case of false advertising since A Never Ending story".

castletownman

I drank a bottle of Blue Wkd but didn't look like a LAD

Got laughed at and was called soft by my friends.

davet82

i've eaten some nutella and havent been dubbed over by a dodgy foreign accent

IM0

Stiffler2 wrote: »

As a matter of interest here I thought false advertising was illegal is it not ??

so how can companies get away with this bull$hit ?

*whispers* all advertising is false advertising

humanji

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