Tesco Coupon Arguement

iamstop

So there I was with my pack of tesco bog roll in me trolley and my tesco coupon in me hand that's saying 30 extra points for buying any tesco cleaning product, among other items and coupons.
She hands me back a €1 off Coors light coupon (grand, wouldn't buy or drink that mess anyway) and my 30 points for tesco cleaning products.
I told her I did buy a tesco brand cleaning product and pointed at the jax roll.
"No, that's not a cleaning product, that's toilet paper".
Long and short I asked "Do you not clear yer hole when you wipe?"
Manager called and I got my 30 points.
Seriously though, 99% of jax paper is used to clean holes. Am I wrong?

shopaholic01

More a personal hygiene product I'd say, like tampons etc

iamstop

iamstop wrote: »

Am I wrong?

yes

Pushtrak

AH is turning in to a right filthy hole.

ChunkyLover_53

I read that in the voice of the wheelchair guy from Facejacker.

IM0

another shit thread

Ghandee

Apparently toilet roll isn't classed as stationery either, even though its paper

The world and Tesco has gone to fcuk OP.:cool:

Micky Dolenz

You are so wrong. I'd say they had a good laugh at you after you left. One for the training video I suspect

TheBody

I wouldn't have bothered wasting my time for 30 points which is 3 cent.

Where To

Why not just wipe your arse with the tesco coupon?

shancoduff

That's like an argument my dad would make in the shop and I'd be standing there with him looking embarrassed!

Fair play OP.

JONJO THE MISER

Where To wrote: »

Why not just wipe your arse with the tesco coupon?

You will need plenty of toilet roll if you buy the muck they say is food in tesco.

Jesus Shaves

iamstop wrote: »

So there I was with my pack of tesco bog roll in me trolley and my tesco coupon in me hand that's saying 30 extra points for buying any tesco cleaning product, among other items and coupons.
She hands me back a €1 off Coors light coupon (grand, wouldn't buy or drink that mess anyway) and my 30 points for tesco cleaning products.
I told her I did buy a tesco brand cleaning product and pointed at the jax roll.
"No, that's not a cleaning product, that's toilet paper".
Long and short I asked "Do you not clear yer hole when you wipe?"
Manager called and I got my 30 points.
Seriously though, 99% of jax paper is used to clean holes. Am I wrong?

Talk about making an ass of yourself

Assassin saphir

iamstop wrote: »

So there I was with my pack of tesco bog roll in me trolley and my tesco coupon in me hand that's saying 30 extra points for buying any tesco cleaning product, among other items and coupons.
She hands me back a €1 off Coors light coupon (grand, wouldn't buy or drink that mess anyway) and my 30 points for tesco cleaning products.
I told her I did buy a tesco brand cleaning product and pointed at the jax roll.
"No, that's not a cleaning product, that's toilet paper".
Long and short I asked "Do you not clear yer hole when you wipe?"
Manager called and I got my 30 points.
Seriously though, 99% of jax paper is used to clean holes. Am I wrong?

If getting 30 clubcard points with toilet roll is all you have to worry about i envy you!

mightdomighty

Wonder if I can try the same trick with Bulmers Pear? that stuff cleans my insides out

Cpt. Kelloggs

TheBody wrote: »

I wouldn't have bothered wasting my time for 30 points which is 3 cent.

30 cent, agree with your point all the same

TheBody

Cpt. Kelloggs wrote: »

30 cent, agree with your point all the same

My bad. I stand corrected!

Fromthetrees

Cpt. Kelloggs wrote: »

30 cent, agree with your point all the same

Ever little helps.

Go to ****ing Lidl.

Cpt. Kelloggs

Fromthetrees wrote: »

Ever little helps.

Go to ****ing Lidl.

Ah I have to go to Tesco for the frosties. No Kelloggs in Lidl Lidl has decent fruit and veg though

iamstop

You gotta fight for your rights. 30c in these times is worth the hassle.

Polloloca

Im weak laughing imagining that dicussion at the tills... The manager probably wanted to get rid of the lunatic as quickly as they could... OP you should have asked for MOAR POINTS

carbon nanotube

iamstop wrote: »

So there I was with my pack of tesco bog roll in me trolley and my tesco coupon in me hand that's saying 30 extra points for buying any tesco cleaning product, among other items and coupons.
She hands me back a €1 off Coors light coupon (grand, wouldn't buy or drink that mess anyway) and my 30 points for tesco cleaning products.
I told her I did buy a tesco brand cleaning product and pointed at the jax roll.
"No, that's not a cleaning product, that's toilet paper".
Long and short I asked "Do you not clear yer hole when you wipe?"
Manager called and I got my 30 points.
Seriously though, 99% of jax paper is used to clean holes. Am I wrong?

i like your style

krudler

the kind of customer that everyone in the Cries Of Retail thread hates with a passion

you know that checkout girl is going to be telling the story of the lunatic arguing about 30 points for ages right?

iamstop

I guess I must talk a lot of sh1te cos I'm outta paper again.

x_Ellie_x

To be fair you can't really clean any 'holes' with Tesco bog roll cause it's got fcuk all absorbency.

Abi

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

I read that in the voice of the wheelchair guy from Facejacker.

Me too

jupiterjack

just bought tin of beans in tesco and they are out of date since august last year.

2 stroke

I agree with tesco on this, their toilet paper is crap at cleaning.

jockeyboard

ah guys this thread has me sniggering away to myself. i would say that story is being told at the after work drinks in the pub right now. quaility answers. i salut you AH-ers
OP you are full of ****e!