So what about the 70 virgins in Paradise for the successful underpants bomber?

Spread

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/middle-east/alqaeda-underpants-bomber-was-working-for-cia-3103184.html

Mr.Crinklewood

I'd settle for 69.

FatherLen

there was already a thread on this and it was moved to conspiracy theories so i reckon the same will happen to this

davet82

is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Mickey Dazzler

Silly Musas always causing trouble.

davet82

FatherLen wrote: »

there was already a thread on this and it was moved to conspiracy theories so i reckon the same will happen to this

but its no longer just a theory, no?

dsmythy

35 earthly ones should be a fair trade for his work.

Pedant

You know, spending eternity with 70 virgins isn't at all what it's cracked up to be. Spend a million years with each and I'm sure after 70 millions years, you'll be quite bored.

davet82

i'd rather split it 35 virgins and 35 dirty sluts myself...

Nothingbetter2d

Spread wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/middle-east/alqaeda-underpants-bomber-was-working-for-cia-3103184.html

he got 72 geeky nerdy blokes

CardBordWindow

But after he uses one, there'd only be 69 virgins, and so on. Do they get replaced?

xflyer

Well as he was working for the CIA. I'm sure he'll get a few million out of it. He can have as many virgins as he likes with that money.:D

Sindri

It's funny actually.

Carnal pleasures are prohibited by the Qur'an in heaven.

CardBordWindow

Sindri wrote: »

It's funny actually.

Carnal pleasures are prohibited by the Qur'an in heaven.

Sounds like hell.

davet82

Sindri wrote: »

It's funny actually.

Carnal pleasures are prohibited by the Qur'an in heaven.

so they'll stay virgins?

me bollix would i shove some C4 down me jocks for that! :pac:

ScumLord

CardBordWindow wrote: »

But after he uses one, there'd only be 69 virgins, and so on. Do they get replaced?

What do you do to your virgins that they're unusable after one "use"? Is there a bin outside your house with 70 slightly used virgins screaming to be let out?

davet82

ScumLord wrote: »

What do you do to your virgins that they're unusable after one "use"? Is there a bin outside your house with 70 slightly used virgins screaming to be let out?

You put them in the Green Bin silly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTE

smash

What they don't tell them is that the 70 virgins are all male, gay and look/act like louie spence!

Maldesu

Their all outta their minds. I mean, one you pop the cherries on all those 70 women, you're still going to be left with 70 women! Wait until they want the attention, tell you how crap you are or that you should lose the weight, shave your beard, buy them things likes houses or clothes and then, what about the kids? Just imagine waking up one morning to find 70 kiddies sitting staring at you with filthy nappies! Not even accounting for the possibility of twins or triplets, there goes your cash. And the plan to beat them into submission, yeah, they'll figure out the math after a while...

davet82

smash wrote: »

What they don't tell them is that the 70 virgins are all male, gay and look/act like louie spence!

that may encourage some of them more :pac:

smash

davet82 wrote: »

that may encourage some of them more :pac:

We should start a rumour that all suicide bombers are raging homosexuals!

davet82

smash wrote: »

We should start a rumour that all suicide bombers are raging homosexuals!

start that rumor and you'll find some C4 in you're pants :pac:

Kolido

70 virgins won't be much good to him after his underpants have exploded.

CardBordWindow

ScumLord wrote: »

What do you do to your virgins that they're unusable after one "use"? Is there a bin outside your house with 70 slightly used virgins screaming to be let out?

I use their pictures to promote Portugal.



Too far?

Lionel Messy

He must be the bomb in bed

Show Time

How backwards must a person be to believe the 70 virgins crap.

Nothingbetter2d

Show Time wrote: »

How backwards must a person be to believe the 70 virgins crap.

the same idiots that believe in terrorism :rolleyes:

mconigol

70 lesbians now :pac:

Show Time

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

the same idiots that believe in terrorism :rolleyes:

Weak minded people with low intelligence would fit the profile.

Anyone who buys into religion of any sort is missing a few cans from the 24 pack if you ask me.

Nothingbetter2d

Show Time wrote: »

Weak minded people with low intelligence would fit the profile.

Anyone who buys into religion of any sort is missing a few cans from the 24 pack if you ask me.

lol if muslims drank alcohol would they still be so uptight about their religion?

SamV

biko

Please use Conspiracy forum, thanks