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Toilet Roll - What Brand do You use?

  • 09-05-2012 8:23am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭


    Hoping this wont be a s**tty thread but what brand of Toilet roll do you use?
    Does it matter if its 2 or 4 ply , Pink or white etc etc?

    I Use the Cushion Soft coz its best value and you dont feel like your wiping your backside with a sheet of sandpaper :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I use Hipster Toilet Paper.

    You probably never heard of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    I'm not that bothered about what type of brand. Cheap and cheerful suits me fine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i wipe my arse with the andrex dog.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Whatever is on offer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Brown bath-towel.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭Recessionbust


    FatherLen wrote: »
    i wipe my arse with the andrex dog.

    At least thats not wuff :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Hesh's Umpire


    The Star - Ireland's Brightest Daily


  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    This is a w.ankers thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Sometimes I drag my arse off the carpet like the dog!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Poor mans bidet ftw, lift the seat, crouch and let the flush do its magic... quick wipe of a towel to dry off and you're good to go :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Works!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Nothing less than good quality 4-ply ever goes near my sheriff's badge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I've inserted a cigar cutter into my my poop chute that is activated by clenching my sphincter muscle at the moment when the turtles head makes an appearance. No mess, no fuss. A clean break as you will.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I buy 4 ply and strip it down so I get 4 rolls of 1 ply.

    Aw yeah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    The neck of a swan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    I use sandpaper as i am a devout member of Opus Dei


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭harperlee


    Toilet Roll is so bad for you, It ruins the skin down there. Really we should be using a cotton cloth and clean water. Cut up some old t-shirts and leave them in the bathroom. Boil wash them with non- bio powder and a good fabric softener when your done.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Pfffft. Toilet paper is for loosers mate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Pfffft. Toilet paper is for loosers mate.

    bebostunnah? Is that you??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    i use this brand

    gpmr6183.jpg

    leaves NO dangleberries behind


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭shrewdness


    Just jump in the shower and turn the shower head to its most powerful spray, direct at affected area and let all excess faecal matter flow down the drain. Wipe off with a towel afterwards, but if there's any brown stains, you're doing it wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    jester77 wrote: »
    Poor mans bidet ftw, lift the seat, crouch and let the flush do its magic... quick wipe of a towel to dry off and you're good to go :)

    What's wrong with simply sticking your arse in the sink and splashing some water upwards? Dry with nearest facecloth.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    shops own brand ..why wipe your ass with the good part of a tenner?doesnt make sense..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    Sponge on a stick :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,991 ✭✭✭McCrack


    This is why I hate going into AH

    Threads like this

    A load of absolute ****e


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    I use the three sea shells..what? You mean to say you don't know how to use the three sea shells? *pompous snigger*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    for a sh1t -aldi own brand
    for a **** -andrex super-quilted double velvet cotton


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,915 ✭✭✭cursai


    I use Irish Independent.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Seachmall wrote: »


    Nope - fraid knot.

    I wipe my arse with my hand.
    then I lick my hand clean.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    whatever cheapest but not to cheap i have standards lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Nope - fraid knot.

    I wipe my arse with my hand.
    then I lick my hand clean.

    i was wondering why your breathe stank of sh1t


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Nope - fraid knot.

    I wipe my arse with my hand.
    then I lick my hand clean.

    So the shift will leave the taste of poo in people's mouths?

    That's far more efficient than bebostunnah's method of bringing them home!

    Good job, sir.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Seachmall wrote: »
    So the shift will leave the taste of poo in people's mouths?

    That's far more efficient than bebostunnah's method of bringing them home!

    Good job, sir.

    here here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    WindSock wrote: »
    I've inserted a cigar cutter into my my poop chute that is activated by clenching my sphincter muscle at the moment when the turtles head makes an appearance. No mess, no fuss. A clean break as you will.

    What happens after a pint of cider?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    What happens after a pint of cider?

    it probably rusts


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I'd like to bring out my own line of toilet paper. I'd call it "Bog Standard".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭Chamone MF


    I use eircom toilet paper, delivered free each month.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I have an Angorra long haired rabbit that i wipe my arse with. I then wash him and let him run around outside to dry so that he's ready for the next 'toilet time' I call him Charmin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    c_man wrote: »
    What's wrong with simply sticking your arse in the sink and splashing some water upwards? Dry with nearest facecloth.

    If I tried to stick my arse in the sink, it and me would end up on the ground with shards of armitage shanks wedged in my hole!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    I get the Nicky brand in Dunnes. 9 rolls for €2.87. Bargain.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    jester77 wrote: »
    If I tried to stick my arse in the sink, it and me would end up on the ground with shards of armitage shanks wedged in my hole!

    i bet you like getting shanked in the hole ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    Ever since a visit to thailand I use the back of my hand.


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