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Harmless - a Christian found-footage movie about haunted pornography

  • 06-05-2012 3:21pm
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    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,019 CMod ✭✭✭✭




    They even have a kickstarter!

    This could be up there on Reefer Madness levels of unintentional comedy! Alas, the $400 they've raised from crowd funding probably won't get them very far.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Cork boy 55


    Haunted porn WTF is that. I am afraid to watch trailer I don't want to know about these things.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    "In seven days your mickey will fall off"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    I don't know how they can call that movie Harmless!

    This movie will no doubt be the cause of countless terror induced heart attacks in cinemas all over the world!

    I actually saw this trailer 6 months ago, but am only strong enough, after 6 months of therapy, to talk about it today!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    Thats not worth a wan*k.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭CL7


    Creepy trailer. If it can touch the brilliance of the Paranormal Activity movies, we are in for a treat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Sounds like it was based on a true story!

    Woman to husband: "HEY!!!! I just found a cardboard box full of porn in there and there is a white sticky substance all over the place........ EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!"

    Man: "Erm...... white sticky stuff?? Erm..... OH OH!! I'VE GOT IT!! it's Ectoplasm!! F*cking Ghosts tried to frame me!"


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,019 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Educational too, in the way only propaganda movies with a moral chip on their shoulder can be!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Rega


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


    That looks hilarious.

    The ghost in a white dress. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Coming to a cinema near you no doubt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭Skinfull


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I don't know how they can call that movie Harmless!

    This movie will no doubt be the cause of countless terror induced heart attacks in cinemas all over the world!

    I actually saw this trailer 6 months ago, but am only strong enough, after 6 months of therapy, to talk about it today!

    Not sure if...
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdGlESGIT-4DULCae_NfRjRpxAoXi1RzXUFdozEtahl7fsfn972Q

    I saw this trailer the other day and saw nothing new in it. Apart from it being haunted porn! LOL One jumpy bit in the car but noting "scary". Meh.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,599 ✭✭✭ScrubsfanChris


    Porno used to be in magazines?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    I refuse to believe this is not a wind up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Dermighty


    Pornography can destroy a family eh?!

    ****ing idiots.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    kryogen wrote: »
    I refuse to believe this is not a wind up

    Amazingly these fundamental Christian groups have such a massive issue with porn. I look through those God channels on out of curiosity every so often and you always see guys who were "saved" admitting to being addicted to drugs and pornography (both as bad as each other like). It really is one of the strangest things.

    Anyway, the film really does look like falling into the so bad it's good category


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭indough


    well pornography addiction is actually quite a serious thing, its not as innocent as doing the five knuckle shuffle on a regular basis.

    back on topic, this film looks like it has serious potential for laughs


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,019 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    kryogen wrote: »
    I refuse to believe this is not a wind up

    You really, really cannot underestimate the absurd lengths fundamentalists will go to to get their message across. This idea is all the more amusing because it clearly isn't a wind-up. While there actually could be an interesting film about the potentially destructive nature of pornography or addiction, this is clearly just right-wing nonsense.

    Anyway, they've only got $585 dollars out of their $12,500 goal. When even their close family and neighbours seem unwilling to put any cash into it, I'm pretty sure the best they can hope for is a crappy DVD copy a bunch of fidgety kids are going to be forced to watch in Sunday school.

    (potential meta-sequel: said DVD copy itself becomes haunted, and the film becomes a scathing satire of fundamentalism and moralistic simplicity. And it shall be called Harmful.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    $12,500? That's not how you make an indie movie! Just tell the actors you'll pay them when the film turns a profit :pac:


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