Spoofers from your childhood.

Lionel Messy

Other kids who told you daft things you believed. Off the top of my head, another kid told me there was "Cadbury's Chocolate Mickeys" You can take a guess what they might have been. I believed it.

Degsy

One bloke brought a plastic bag full of flour into school and told everybody it was cocaine..he even went so far as to snort a line or two and then pretended he was sort-of stoned.

he got rumbled when another classmate asked to taste it and that was the end of his drug-related deception!

The Princess Bride

Some silly boy in 6th class told me

that Santa Claus wasn't real,that it was my parents buying the pressies

As if that could be true.

kitakyushu

If you know your He-Man toys then you might have noticed that He-Man himself has exactly the same mold as Prince Adam and that they're essentially only different in paint job.

Anyway someone told me you could turn a regular He-Man into Prince Adam by running him under hot water (like one of those Hot Wheels cars).

I did this under my kitchen tap for about 5 full minutes before realising how stupid I was.

Jesus Wept

I think one kid told me that babies come out a woman's ass.

Sindri

If you planted a hot dog it would grow into a hot dog tree.



At the time I'd actually planned on going back to it and eating the hot dogs off of it.

It seemed more than logical at the time and she was pretty so I believed her.

charlemont

Andy Carroll wrote: »

I think one kid told me that babies come out a woman's ass.

Duh ! I actually thought that too...Some laughing done when I said it..

rubadub

Andy Carroll wrote: »

I think one kid told me that babies come out a woman's ass.

I heard this one too, well heard you could come out either side, the kid would ask you which you came out "the gee or the bum", and you would be ridiculed no matter which you said!

My brother knew some girl who still thought sausages were "pigs mickeys" in her early 30's, they found out when she was repulsed at her female friends eating them!

Sindri wrote: »

If you planted a hot dog it would grow into a hot dog tree.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_tree_hoax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ

wp_rathead

Was told that concussion is "when you fall over and your brain explodes"

Lt. Palumbo

There's always one kid isn't there?

Itchy and scratchy was it's own show before being on the Simpsons.

Hmm, what else, just that one kid making **** up all the time. We still know him and he still does it even though proof to the contrary is just a click away these days