The Birds Eye Bear

starbelgrade

That evil little fucker who lives in the fridge & talks in a sinister voice. What a cunt.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I agree.........he needs a smack.

hairyprincess

Don't say that!! I love him.

Him and the tea monkey are mine

Mr.Biscuits

Mr Tayto is a peado - that's why he wears a flashers coat.

HazDanz

How dare you speak ill of Willem Defoe reincarnated. He's the best prawn pusher i've ever seen.

surdah

Bring back captain birds eye.


all is forgiven!!

bitemybanger

Yeah but he's in Trinity out of the Matrix fridge so he got backup.

IM0

he really is a creepy little bastard, its like chukie or something. die you little creepy s*** *spits fire*

HazDanz

He's a little creepy in this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsKWjO213EY

Dunny

Do not bad mouth the bear.

Willem Dafoe will fúck you up.

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/willem-dafoe/willem-dafoe-20050819-63635.jpg

Witchie

Was just telling 2 of my friends today how he creeps me out. His voice and manner. Unfortunately my mates are now planning on getting a polar bear and putting it in my freezer or one of theirs and get me to get them some ice. Feckers.

He is the stuffed animal version of Marty Morrissey. Marty gives me nitemares with his over white teeth and mahogany melty face.

Gonna have nitemares now just thinking of them both. :mad:

IM0

Dunny! wrote: »

Do not bad mouth the bear.

Willem Dafoe will fúck you up.

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/willem-dafoe/willem-dafoe-20050819-63635.jpg

is it him :eek:

HazDanz

IM0 wrote: »

is it him :eek:

Yes. More scared now aren't you?

LH Pathe

I know why he's such a wry patronizing fùcker. What responsible adult would eat that shìt it's a sympathetic despondant tone like he's dealin with a lost cause

WoollyRedHat

It just proves Marketing people are just ****ing morons

No offence potential marketing people! Positive thoughts, Positive thougts

J. Marston

I like that bear. He's a creepy bastard but it's different from most other ads having a possibly psycho polar bear hiding in your fridge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeZeu8v7unM

''You look after them, ya hear me?! Jackie....door.''

Dunny

Creepy my ass.

Id buy a slab and sit and get pissed with him. Whod need the pub with that guy in your freezer?!

Battered Mars Bar

I'm sorry, is this thread two years ago?

Professey Chin

That little fcukers gonna eat my soul

J. Marston

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'm sorry, is this thread two years ago?

No.

IM0

HazDanz wrote: »

Yes. More scared now aren't you?

no just shocked. is it me or is there a slightly different voice on our stations than the 1st video above than the 2nd one?

IM0

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'm sorry, is this thread two years ago?

has it been going that long :eek:

nice_very

I like him, I'd say he is great craic

Dunny

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'm sorry, is this thread two years ago?

No, it's about 1hr 9mins ago

Battered Mars Bar

J. Marston wrote: »

No.

Ya

IM0 wrote: »

has it been going that long :eek:

Must be, I feel like what like I went out, beer and then there's this? Is it 2010 again?

Professey Chin

nice_very wrote: »

I like him, I'd say he is great craic

Until he beats you to death with a bag of frozen peas

HazDanz

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Until he beats you to death with a bag of frozen peas

Aye, then cuts you up into fish finger sized bits to be crumbed, boxed and distributed.

IM0

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Until he beats you to death with a bag of frozen peas

while your sleeping of course

Battered Mars Bar

Dunny! wrote: »

No, it's about 1hr 9mins ago

Maybe, but 1hr 9mins 2 years late though .

stoneill

Hairy beast in Fiona's ice box.
What's not to like?

Lionel Messy

I hate when companies or brands change their logo, theme song etc. Birds eye was hugely successful with captain bird's eye, why the change. A pot noodle is not the same these days since they got rid of the old logo and replaced it with the current one which looks ****. Packaging is important!

IM0

Lionel Messy wrote: »

I hate when companies or brands change their logo, theme song etc. Birds eye was hugely successful with captain bird's eye, why the change. A pot noodle is not the same these days since they got rid of the old logo and replaced it with the current one which looks ****. Packaging is important!

the designers need to 'make' work for themselves

Sharpshooter

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'm sorry, is this thread two years ago?

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Ya



Must be, I feel like what like I went out, beer and then there's this? Is it 2010 again?

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Maybe, but 1hr 9mins 2 years late though .

So initially it goes back as far as 2010, we get it.

Freeze stop now, thaw out and let it go.:p

Battered Mars Bar

Hot Lips wrote: »

So initially it goes back as far as 2010, we get it.

Freeze stop now, thaw out and let it go.:p

:mad:

Sharpshooter

What?
I think he's cool.

Battered Mars Bar

Ahhhh I found this from 1yr 10 months ago

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=66667062

See the mods name, cool

Sharpshooter

I like mars bars, straight from the fridge, that way the chocolate is easily broken away from the caramel, and the nougat.

IM0

Hot Lips wrote: »

What?
I think he's cool.

we dont, burn her shes a witch :mad:






:pac:

LH Pathe

he's menacing. Thought he worked for Fiendus, initially, such was his demeanor

DEFTLEFTHAND

Ah yes I drank with the beer in a beerhall in Berlin just off Alexanderplatz, He was a delightful fellow altogether and was very found of his steiners. I do say at one point he dared me to take a leak up against the Jewish memorial, I refused on legal grounds but he went away and did it. The last I heard Mossad had him living in a freezer.

Duggy747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fA8ad71n94

phill106

Dunny! wrote: »

Creepy my ass.

Id buy a slab and sit and get pissed with him. Whod need the pub with that guy in your freezer?!

You'd love that TED move then

I think it's genius!
My friend is terrified of him. Can you actually buy the bear? I'd love to get one and hide him in her locker in work

hairyprincess

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

I think it's genius!
My friend is terrified of him. Can you actually buy the bear? I'd love to get one and hide him in her locker in work

That's like something I would do!

_Moss_

I reckon the polar bear is cute compared to this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdPDr36qbn0

ejmaztec

Does the bear sh1t in the fridge?

Thoms Yorkie Bars

Leave Willem Dafoe alone or he'll come after you

http://gifs.gifbin.com/082009/1250499848_willem_dafoe.gif

Missmiddleton

I love the birds eye bear!
"Looks like someone needs a little romance "

Dave147

HazDanz wrote: »

How dare you speak ill of Willem Defoe reincarnated. He's the best prawn pusher i've ever seen.

Is he any relation to Jermain Defoe?

Maldesu

Deleted User wrote: »

I think it's genius!
My friend is terrified of him. Can you actually buy the bear? I'd love to get one and hide him in her locker in work

Don't think you can buy him, but there was a competition to win his 'buddies'.

I love the bear. I want him but it is so I can hide him in various freezers.

EDIT: Actually, ebay has him
http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Toys-Games-/220/i.html?_nkw=birds+eye+polar+bear+toy

Temptamperu

surdah wrote: »

Bring back captain birds eye.


all is forgiven!!

After molesting all those children on the glacier? :eek: