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  • 10-04-2012 4:33pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    I am crying with laughter right now. My sister used to weight 22 stone, but 4 years ago she got a gastric band. However she didn't stick to the diet sheet and so only lost a few stone. I saw her today for the first time in months and she immediately began bragging about how much weight she's lost.

    I replied, Well, you may have lost some weight but you're still morbidly obese."

    To which she smiled and very proudly replied, "Actually I'm not morbidly obese any more. Now I'm just obese."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    You sound like a great brother


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Beeeeeef Caaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 263 ✭✭Bambii_


    Aren't you very supportive xD Suppose you better keep her down to Earth. Obese is better than morbidly obese... Still not the weight she wants to be I imagine, and still not very healthy..

    Anyway, I wish her luck in becoming the weight she wants and getting healthier.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Bit harsh like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Who's dog died?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Whats yer point?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    does she still look like a burst sausage in her clothes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    does she still look like a burst sausage in her clothes?

    I bet she looks like a bear looking out thru a letter box when she drives her car....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    I am crying with laughter right now.

    No you're not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You sound like a great brother

    I'd say it's a great sister, bit to evil to be male.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'd say it's a great sister, bit to evil to be male.

    Men can be evil too. Especially if they don't really like their sister, as I gather is the case here.

    I didn't realise that even when you get a gastric band, you still have to follow a diet. Why not just follow a diet in the first place and save yourself a hell of a lot of pain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭Steven81


    I can see were you are coming from, for her to do this and then put on weight again long term it is not an option. However support from family and friends ie correct food, exercise and encouragement all might be well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Men can be evil too. Especially if they don't really like their sister, as I gather is the case here.

    I didn't realise that even when you get a gastric band, you still have to follow a diet. Why not just follow a diet in the first place and save yourself a hell of a lot of pain?

    Ya but you know the jealous/rivalry between some sisters.

    You can hardly eat anything with it, if you overeat you get sick. I did think anyone that had it lost weight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    With a gastric band, you are not allowed to drink water with meals as water pushes the food through the band and stops it from working. So she orders chinese takeaways and forces them through the band by drinking lots of water.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    I bet she looks like a bear looking out thru a letter box when she drives her car....

    Now I am laughing again, I'm going to tell her this one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    I think going for the gastric band is a bit pathetic. Just stop shoving your gob with ****ing cakes you flabby c***! Pathetic how little self control some people have.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    But what does her belly button smell like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    But what does her belly button smell like?

    Her belly button is so big that she often shows off by sticking her whole finger in there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I think we'll leave it at that.

    They say your family will always have your back. I pity your sister tbh.

    Don't come in here trolling again.


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