What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

SunnyBunny

Cos I'm looking at a giant panda eating a rainforest.

beco2010

i got my hope's up for what

Bruthal

I`d probably just change channels.

Pottler

use a rhino horn to spear the fecker. Or a tusk, if you havn't got a rhino horn.

hairyprincess

Hit him with an endangered tool?

Is this a trick question?

vicwatson

Manhattan time !! popcorn

LeinsterDub

Well it depends which one is tastier

Gummy Panda

I only eat the white woman

Sonics2k

Kill the panda, use the wood to make a fire and slow roast the panda.

superstoner90

Blast them with piss.

Owryan

kill it and eat it. counts as part of your 5 a day (well the plant bit will anyway)

phelixoflaherty

Ring Eanna on the Mooney show

humbert

Ah the rainforest plant, by far my favourite crustation.

My name is URL

Extravagant Salad Burger

pache

A panda?,eating a rain forrest????

Hardly.

wilkie2006

I'd whack the panda with a shovel and tell it to stop throwing stones from its glass house.

Anyway, in Soviet Russia, rainforest eat panda.

MikeyGorse

Shoot the animal and eat the plant yourself

SunnyBunny

humbert wrote: »

Ah the rainforest plant, by far my favourite crustation.

Really??? Wow mine too!

Ms. Pingui

I'd take the panda home, keep him as a pet and feed him tinned dog food instead.

Archeron

Eat one served on a bed of the other.

Where To

If you're seeing a Panda eat a rainforest I'd change drugs if I were you.

funnilenough

i'm goin to bed.

danniemcq

Probably take a picture in black and white of the event.

Make it all arty etc and submit it to newspapers around the world along with the article describing how this can be seen as a metaphor for us humans perhaps being the Panda and our destructive acts towards nature could eventually lead to both being wiped out due to our inabilities to do anything compasionate and caring towards living creatures.

I would receive vast quantities of praise from my peers and win many journalistic prizes and awards.

I would end up selling prints of the photo online to hipsters and people that pretend to care promising to donate a percentage of my profits to charity.

After a few months someone would figure out that the percentage was to low to make any difference and investigate me.

It would all come to a head when they discover that both the plant and the panda were mates of mine dressed up when an acid trip took a very strange turn one day.

An arrest warrent would be issued for my arrest and it will eventually end after a series of unfortunate incidents that will probably lead to the deaths of several people and 4 cats before an hilarious misunderstanding which leads to me being put in a prison cell with a panda.

Fun times ahead

A0

I'd wait the animal is finished and eat it.

44leto

I would give it a stern and firm talking to about the impact of what it is doing.

Stiffler2

You would have to uproot / pull the endagered plant out of the ground and then stab the endangered panda with it, that'll show em.

Bruthal

Archeron wrote: »

Eat one served on a bed of the other.

Rare panda and veg

dxhound2005

SunnyBunny wrote: »

Cos I'm looking at a giant panda eating a rainforest.

I'd have a look on the internet to see what other people have decided in the past and let that guide me.

http://www.boards.ie/search/?q=What+do+you+do+if+you+see+an+endangered+animal+eating+an+endangered+plant&f=&subforums=1&u=&title=&threads=&date_from=&date_to=&sort=best

Rabidlamb

MikeyGorse wrote: »

Shoot the animal and eat the plant yourself

You can't have sex with a plant

wilkie2006

I'm starting to wonder if this thread might be endangered too...

superstoner90

humbert wrote: »

Ah the rainforest plant, by far my favourite crustation.

Ah did you learn that word from a teacher, or something?