Stolen 'Get Fresh' Van! Please keep an eye out!!

wba88

Hey Guys,

A friend of mine had a van stolen today from The Mill Shopping Centre in Clondalkin at 2:15pm.

Reg: 08-C-9216



First in line


Any help recovering it is greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

listermint

Bit of a pickle, but il keep an eye out.

Gary ITR

Can't believe some cabbage nicked your buddys van, I'll keep an eye out

matt-dublin

Well thats just cucumber, ill keep an eye out.

wba88

Cheers lads, are the puns nesse-celery?

frag420

i shall keep my eyes peeled..........

Sobanek

What kind of a nutter would steal such a van? I'll keep an eye out.

joewicklow

I will pass it around the lads in our service vans, Its bound to turnip somewhere .

Max Power1

Bananas!

Owen

I hope this will Turnip. Big vans though, the back looks like it could have too mushroom!

cup of tea

I'm pear-plexed that they decided to steal that. Theres no raisin-ing with these thugs because at the end of the day they are all a bunch of lemons especially when they go around peach-ing vans in broad daylight.

Mar4ix

how did they steal it ? must be driver left keys in ignition. These days need to be careful, there is a lot chancers around.

dr.fuzzenstein

What a strange choice of vehicle to steal. Maybe they though "just slap some different plates on, sure no one will know"
Stolen by Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles perhaps?

colm_mcm

Half an hour and a hair dryer (and some rust) would having it look like and other iveco van.


Would I be right in saying the front end would be different than the 05 one in the picture?

Man of Aran

Lettuce say a quiet prayer that it is found soon and put an end to these fruit n veg punnets.

Hootanany

I hope it does not end up in SWEDEn keep my eyes peeled.

btkm8unsl0w5r4

Orange you glad it wasn't your van stolen? Crime is on the rise, this is only the tip of the iceberg. Done deal is peppered with stolen vans, we need to beat the roots of crime, Get on your blackberries and send a mail to your td, this is not a fruitless gesture make the td,s earn their huge celery. Use the Internet to start a campaigne, computers are not just for looking at corn.

MugMugs

Only here could turn this lads pickle into a joke. Pear chance, were the keys left in OP?

alexlyons

was he covered for contents? there could have been an eggsbox or two in the back....

rebel.ranter

I hope this doesn't go pear shaped.

ZENER

Lol . . . thread of the week candidate for sure !! Not foregoing the OPs plight of course !!

Problem with a bunch of them on the road is could be hard to spot it . . . sorry

Ken

Man of Aran

Hope that when these culprits face the judge in the docks, they are forced to make rightful almonds and restitution and do some hard thyme inside. Gotta take a tough stand now- to stem the tide of this growing crime, otherwise it will rocket. No 'pint' to sugar coat the news or look through rose coloured glasses. Some of these gurriers are rough diamonds, by no means 24carrot individuals -cereal offenders to be sure.
Crop it now at an early age or it will be too late once criminal activity has bean sprouted. Then it will be harder for the Law to ketchup with them.

helimachoptor

joewicklow wrote: »

I will pass it around the lads in our service vans, Its bound to turnip somewhere .

Thank you, that was by far the funniest post i've seen on boards this year

The_fever

Berry Unfortunate

matt-dublin

this is completly pinapple...

wait, i dont' understand whats going on here....

johnos1984

I believe GeT Fresh do the dinners in my school. I'll keep an eye out for it.

Man of Aran

,,,,and the likely culprits? Just a couple of 'regular Joes' .
After all that fibre, they should be .....

A crime of opPEARtunity no doubt.

Anything on WikiLEEKS about it?

mondeo

Wouldn't look too suspicious parked in some housing estate to clear out someone's house! No one would really question a fruit n veg van backed up in someones drive.

dr.fuzzenstein

Man of Aran wrote: »

Hope that when these culprits face the judge in the docks, they are forced to make rightful almonds and restitution and do some hard thyme inside. Gotta take a tough stand now- to stem the tide of this growing crime, otherwise it will rocket. No 'pint' to sugar coat the news or look through rose coloured glasses. Some of these gurriers are rough diamonds, by no means 24carrot individuals -cereal offenders to be sure.
Crop it now at an early age or it will be too late once criminal activity has bean sprouted. Then it will be harder for the Law to ketchup with them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

ChippyD

colm_mcm wrote: »

Half an hour and a hair dryer (and some rust) would having it look like and other iveco van.


Would I be right in saying the front end would be different than the 05 one in the picture?

Yes the front end on the '08 is different indeed, larger headlights that are like rounded triangles. Lovely van she was, cant miss it on the road with the big GET FRESH written all over the thing. Anyone that can tell me where it is gets a brand new iPhone. :-)

F-Stop

The lads who steal these vans actually have a quote they have to hit, this was just one of their five-a-day.

Man of Aran

Any upDATES on this incident?

antodeco

There's some amount of rampscallions out there. I'd say it was parsley stolen as an easy target. Maybe the Garda can check on pulse?

Northern Monkey

Don't approach the driver if you see the van. He is supposed to have a-salted the peanuts in the back of it.

Vanderbilt

Lots of wisecracks here.

On what basis, is this vehicle being nicked any less of a matter than the BMW 3 series from the other recent thread.

After all this most definitely a company/commercial vehicle, employment generator.

Chap got hammered there for attempting to be similarly light hearted.

I do think its good to be light-hearted after these events occur, but just smacks of double standards and the OTT reaction in the other thread...

ottostreet

Vanderbilt wrote: »

Lots of wisecracks here.

On what basis, is this vehicle being nicked any less of a matter than the BMW 3 series from the other recent thread.

After all this most definitely a company/commercial vehicle, employment generator.

Chap got hammered there for attempting to be similarly light hearted.

I do think its good to be light-hearted after these events occur, but just smacks of double standards and the OTT reaction in the other thread...

Because the attempt at humour in the BMW thread was crap?

Vanderbilt

ottostreet wrote: »

Because the attempt at humour in the BMW thread was crap?

Nah, I don't think that excuse cuts it. Plenty of crap attempts at jokes in this thread as well, but there isn't a similar backlash.

Vanderbilt

Second thoughts, this isnt going to go anywhere and I dont give enough of a shít.

I withdraw.

MuppetCheck

Vanderbilt wrote: »

Second thoughts, this isnt going to go anywhere and I dont give enough of a shít.

I withdraw.

Even the original poster was accepting of the wise cracks. Deep breaths:)

The BMW thread comment was in extremely poor taste.

Big Nasty

Vanderbilt wrote: »

Nah, I don't think that excuse cuts it. Plenty of crap attempts at jokes in this thread as well, but there isn't a similar backlash.

Possibly some people care more about a 335 than a veg van? Just maybe though! :pac:

wba88

The van has been recovered. Thanks for the help and the puns ;-)

breadmonster

so where did it turnip?

Mr Benevolent

breadmonster wrote: »

so where did it turnip?

In an allotment?

ScouseMouse

At the fruit market maybe?

matt-dublin

at the cherry orchird :P

deandean

Happy for the driver tht it turned up. Hope the cabbages that robbed it get their just desserts.

Lettuce know where it was found.

johnos1984

I hope a lot of the people who post in this thread never come on here posting about a stolen vehicle

Pile of shyte thread when someone asked for help

matt-dublin

johnos1984 wrote: »

I hope a lot of the people who post in this thread never come on here posting about a stolen vehicle

Pile of shyte thread when someone asked for help

oh stop moaning

johnos1984

matt-dublin wrote: »

johnos1984 wrote: »

I hope a lot of the people who post in this thread never come on here posting about a stolen vehicle

Pile of shyte thread when someone asked for help

oh stop moaning

Seriously your talking about someone's vehicle and job and all people do is make crap pun jokes about it.

Nissan doctor

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Possibly some people care more about a 335 than a veg van? Just maybe though! :pac:

I hope that comment was in jest as if not, it just creates the view that this forum is only interested in the people who have certain types of cars.

The van owner lost his direct means of making a living, the BMW driver lost his pride and joy no doubt, but it will cost him very little, if anything.

johnos1984

Nissan doctor wrote: »

The van owner lost his direct means of make a living, the BMW driver lost his pride and joy no doubt, but it will cost him very little, if anything.

very true.