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Room 101

  • 01-04-2012 10:15pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    If you could assign something or someone to Room 101, who or what would it be and why?

    For me, it would be Chef Ketchup because it looks like ketchup - so much so that I have accidentally put it on food thinking it really was ketchup, but I might as well have shat on the food for all the good it did to the taste.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Skangers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,902 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Heinz and it's 57 varieties.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 573 ✭✭✭Syllabus


    boards.ie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Rats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Keith Chegwin :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Phil Hogan.

    But first, I'd make him pay a charge for staying in there.

    And I'd put him in there not so much for the household charge but for his boorish, bullying attitude.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    The sound of drills.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    If you could assign something or someone to Room 101, who or what would it be and why?

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Gordon Gecko


    The HPAT - rewards laziness and stupidity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,902 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Reasons for assigning people and things to room 101.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Boxer shorts, they just dont give me the support i need.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    the pope.

    We disagree.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Mustard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Charlie Bird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Enhanced diddies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    George Owell.

    Sadistic baxtard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    1. Skangers.

    They're bad souls who reproduce like Rats. In days gone by, there was always a War or lots of manual work to occupy/get rid of them. Nowadays they cost decent people real money to fund their 'entitlements' & lifestyle.

    I wish I could pull a lever & get rid of the lot of 'em.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Adele.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    George Owell.

    Sadistic baxtard.

    My 1984 reference is better than your 1984 reference.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    People I don't like. Boom.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Superbus wrote: »
    My 1984 reference is better than your 1984 reference.

    Sorry :o missed yours.

    Mine, though, is more obvious, for people who are less smart.

    MistyCheese: For people who are less smart


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Odaise Gaelach


    The current TV version of Room 101 with Frank Skinner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Snobs cos they think they're so much better than everyone else.
    Politicians cos they're self righteous a**eholes.
    Scumbags, self explanatory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭Slunk


    All them idiots going around wearing skinny beige chinos thinking they are olly murs, who is also a knob head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    2. Shinners

    Bad souls.

    Some of them are a bit more clever than the average Skank, but basically they're a Cancer on the Soul of this Country.

    Pull the lever.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Pokemon.

    **** off pokemon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    3. Travellers

    They complain about how badly treated they are by everyone else.

    Everyone else pays handsomely for their existance.

    Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.:rolleyes:

    How many more do I get?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    4. Fianna Fail

    Played to the stupidity of the Irish People for 80 years.

    Originally founded to cause trouble.

    Led by an Asbergers Syndrome Dev & eventually handed down to Charley.

    Say no more....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    The friend zone.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Beggers who sit at ATMs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    The 90s. What a sh1t decade.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭H2UMrsRobinson


    Nissan micras. I've never seen one being driven properly. I don't even think its achievable. And they are incredibly hard to kill. If there's ever a nuclear worldwide disaster all that will be left is cockroaches and Nissan micras.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 994 ✭✭✭carbon nanotube


    If you could assign something or someone to Room 101, who or what would it be and why?

    For me, it would be Chef Ketchup because it looks like ketchup - so much so that I have accidentally put it on food thinking it really was ketchup, but I might as well have shat on the food for all the good it did to the taste.


    justin bieber (and all other pre pubscent bands ) and their 100,000,000,0000,000 followers

    you be surprised how better the world would become.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 994 ✭✭✭carbon nanotube


    Nissan micras. I've never seen one being driven properly. I don't even think its achievable. And they are incredibly hard to kill. If there's ever a nuclear worldwide disaster all that will be left is cockroaches and Nissan micras.


    and a hilux.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Dudess wrote: »
    The 90s. What a sh1t decade.

    The 90's were a hell of a lot better than the 00's.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Dudess wrote: »
    The 90s. What a sh1t decade.

    except for movies and kids cartoons, those were awesome, the fashion was sh1te though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    Knackers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭superblu


    Professional ticket touts. I'd love to load them all onto an articulated lorry and drive it off dun laoighaire pier.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Has anyone said that Big Brother reality tv sh!te yet? Especially the 'celebrity' versions of these shows,

    although i do like Survivor


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    People who say tiSSSues and iSSSues etc
    Or premia etc instead of premiums.
    Yes its probably correct, but its as annoying as hell.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    krudler wrote: »
    the fashion was sh1te though
    except for the metal heads


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Rey Vast Tinder


    wasps

    evil little fcukers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭Bubblefett


    Sean Sherlock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    If you could assign something or someone to Room 101, who or what would it be and why?

    For me, it would be Chef Ketchup because it looks like ketchup - so much so that I have accidentally put it on food thinking it really was ketchup, but I might as well have shat on the food for all the good it did to the taste.

    Chef is basically vinegar.

    Skinny little hipsters with old school sailors tattoos on their chest/neck/hands. GTF in there yiz saps


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Pints in Pubs. Let's get Metric already.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭ihsb


    Clowns... URGH:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    Me kids.

    I've kinda gone off them now that they're growing a bit and not that cute anymore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Nissan micras. I've never seen one being driven properly. I don't even think its achievable. And they are incredibly hard to kill. If there's ever a nuclear worldwide disaster all that will be left is cockroaches and Nissan micras.

    Come on now, if culchieland ever became an independent state they'd have to work a nissan micra into the flag somehow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,411 ✭✭✭✭woodchuck


    People who play cr*p music on the bus for everyone to hear :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Atheists. Just so they have somewhere to be smug and pat each other on the back repeatedly without annoying the rest of us.


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