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What celeb would you be?

  • 24-03-2012 8:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭


    If you could be any living celeb who would it be and why?

    I would be Nigella; she's a stunner, she has big boobs, she's a fabulous cook, she's seriously confident and sexy and she always has lots of friends and family to cook for. Not to mention that fabulous kitchen of hers with all those cooking utensils.

    Now that's porn :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Paul F. Little

    he has a great life when he's not in jail


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    The Cookie Monster.

    I'd love to have someone's hand up my ass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    The lady who used to do the Shake & Vac commercials.

    Don't ask me why, it's private.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Probably an author, Neil Gaiman or someone.

    You are expressing yourself, have some cash and can still stroll down the road without most people knowing who you are.

    Perfection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Shergar.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Shergar.

    Living Chuck, living


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    The lady who used to do the Shake & Vac commercials.

    Don't ask me why, it's private.

    Why oh why?????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Dancing Bear

    The women seem to love him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭CaSCaDe711


    Kelly Brook, I'd maul myself all day, every day :p


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Myself.

    I'm pretty famous in my own little world. In fact, I'm God and King.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Mike denver


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Keith Moon, the life of wealth, fame and excess, he died young too which would suit me fine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    If you could be any living celeb who would it be and why?
    I'd resign voluntarily from being one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    One of the good looking rich ones. The kind that never has an empty bed. Enough said.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    Whoever Georgia Salpa is going out with :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Mila Kunis.

    Or someone who is amazingly gorgeous with massive boobs and arse that gets everyone drooling.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Catherine Zeta Jones, only not married to Michael Douglas!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Rolli


    Ron Jeremy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭sureitsgrand


    Zooey Deschanel.

    And then I'd just frig myself continuously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Gary Lineker, get paid to talk about football all day and then go home to my model wife who is half my age! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    Don Draper


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    If you could be any living celeb who would it be and why?

    I would be Nigella; she's a stunner, she has big boobs, she's a fabulous cook, she's seriously confident and sexy and she always has lots of friends and family to cook for. Not to mention that fabulous kitchen of hers with all those cooking utensils.

    Now that's porn :pac:

    Yeah but she's got a fierce big Hole aswell.

    Back on topic, I'd like to be Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Professor Brian Cox..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,284 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Charlie Sheen,his life looks fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,284 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Mila Kunis.

    Or someone who is amazingly gorgeous with massive boobs and arse that gets everyone drooling.

    :D

    Shut up Meg...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Christian Bale.

    I want to be Batman, dammit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭Jimbob 83


    I would wanna be this guy :pac:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    What about being called Gustomer Furfurfurfur, that would be interesting dont ya think.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Barry Scott, because then my house would always be clean.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Whoever Rhianna ends up marrying.


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    God


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Tomk1


    Wouldn't wanna be, but like that film 'Being John Malkovich' maybe being Charlie Sheen for a few weeks would be cool. Thinks idea for a sequel movie.

    Though if it was full time would have to be Richard Dean Anderson.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Stephen Fry.
    Would that it were...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Bertie Ahearn - he seems so pleasant and honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 501 ✭✭✭Adolf Hipster


    Tom Brady, without a shadow of a doubt.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭EmatoelDiablo


    Liam Neeson. I don't think anyone can argue against that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    Whoever Benedict Cumberbatch or David Tennant is sleeping with these days.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    Whoever Benedict Cumberbatch or David Tennant is sleeping with these days.

    Two words, DE NIRO, ABSOLUTE LEGEND


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Whoever Benedict Cumberbatch or David Tennant is sleeping with these days.
    leonidas83 wrote: »
    Two words, DE NIRO, ABSOLUTE LEGEND

    :confused::eek::confused::confused::cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    David Bowie


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭CiaranMT


    Daniel Craig.

    Apart from the obvious street cred, I'd be ridin' Rachel Weisz all day err' day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Liam Neeson. I don't think anyone can argue against that.
    Nah, I wouldn't like to be him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭lisaface


    I'd be myself...just famous!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    I wouldn't want to be a celebrity of any kind. When I leaf through the gossip magazines in the supermarket and I read about all the screwed-up people and their screwed-up lives (and I especially mean you, Katie Price, and everybody on TOWIE) it makes me proud to be a nobody.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    Two words, DE NIRO, ABSOLUTE LEGEND

    I make that 6 words


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭EmatoelDiablo


    Nah, I wouldn't like to be him.

    Blasphemy! :D


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