Bag of Coke

senorwipesalot

Stopped at the garage tonight on the way home from shops to get petrol and coal.Got a tenners worth of unleaded and picked up what I thought was a small bag of coal.Paid 16 euro
Got home ,went to light the fire and there it was "COKE" on the front of the bag.Thought I"d won the lotto ,10 kilos for 6 quid.
Much to my disapointment it turned out to some form of **** burning,no heat fossil fuel.

starbelgrade

Chop it up, whack it up your nostrils & become senorsnortsalot.

policarp

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Stopped at the garage tonight on the way home from shops to get petrol and coal.Got a tenners worth of unleaded and picked up what I thought was a small bag of coal.Paid 16 euro
Got home ,went to light the fire and there it was "COKE" on the front of the bag.Thought I"d won the lotto ,10 kilos for 6 quid.
Much to my disapointment it turned out to some form of **** burning,no heat fossil fuel.

Where's this.?

The Snipe

Didn't anyone ever tell you? You need to make sure its finally ground before you do anything! Get cutting that **** man!

wil

Does it have that health warning on the bag "Smoke Less"

Yakult

Rub the K. Rub the K. Rub the K. Rub the K.

Kylo Ren

I once bought a bag of coal. Brought in home, opened it up and what do I find? Coal.

jimthemental

Does coke not burn hotter and with less impurities than coal. I remember from engineering in secondary school that it's coal that has been degassed in an oven and is used to fuel furnaces in ore smelting.

johnny_cash

I'd love a bag of coke.There's no drink left in the house and i'm depressed as fcuk i only wish i had a bag of coke

Sharpshooter

You have the Cocaine blues.

Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Sang the Man in Black.:pac:

suicide_circus

Fire up the old blast furnace and get smelting!

johnny_cash

Hot Lips wrote: »

You have the Cocaine blues.

Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Sang the Man in Black.:pac:

The man was a genius i loved his music.I also live life like johnny unfortunately I'm going to get really fcuked up today i'm just waiting for the off licence to open.

im invisible

XiledSniper wrote: »

Didn't anyone ever tell you? You need to make sure its finally ground before you do anything! Get cutting that **** man!

well it used to be trees and forests, then it was swamps and marshes, and after thousands/ millions of years, it was finally ground

44leto

Even if I was a coke head I would not feel lucky if I found a bag, I would definitely feel worried.

Pdfile

if i found a bag of coke i'd be loaded...

lol j/k i'd put bleach in that and feed it to notorious junkies.

Ghandee

€10 worth of unleaded petrol, it's almost €1.70 a liter at the minute !

Please tell me you had your lawnmower with you?