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1.0 Justy on the Log Book and other Motoring Comedy

  • 23-03-2012 11:49pm
    #1
    alias no.9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,352 ✭✭✭


    I spotted a 01 reg Subaru Legacy (turbo I'm guessing because of the bonnet scoop) in Palmerstown today with a little message on the number plate surround that read
    1.0 Justy on the Log Book

    To whoever is responsible for this, I'd just like to say thank you for making me laugh.

    Anybody else have some 'laugh with, not at' motoring observations?


Comments

  • #2
    andyseadog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,412 ✭✭✭andyseadog


    in a somewhat similar style, the girlfriend got me one of these for the back of the vectra :pac:

    neverbeen.jpg


  • #3
    Ronnie Beck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭Ronnie Beck


    Seen a micra the other day. On a sheet of paper duct taped to the rear windSCREEN it said - "STAY BACK, I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS".


  • #4
    bazz26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,364 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Seen a van the other day that was top to bottom full of muck and on the back of it someone wrote "If only my wife was this dirty". :D


  • #5
    johnos1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,096 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    bazz26 wrote: »
    Seen a van the other day that was top to bottom full of muck and on the back of it someone wrote "If only my wife was this dirty". :D
    On a similar note, really dirty black cars having "mafia staff car" written in the dirt is funny


  • #6
    carchaeologist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,318 ✭✭✭✭carchaeologist


    I had a sticker on my ropey old Corsa years back that said 'Dont laugh, your Daughter may be in here!'


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  • #7
    Idleater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,236 ✭✭✭Idleater


    johnos1984 wrote: »
    bazz26 wrote: »
    Seen a van the other day that was top to bottom full of muck and on the back of it someone wrote "If only my wife was this dirty". :D
    On a similar note, really dirty black cars having "mafia staff car" written in the dirt is funny
    "do not wash - seeds sown" was the funniest I've seen.


  • #8
    Anan1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,815 ✭✭✭✭Anan1


    I saw a plaintive one on the back of a Suzuki 4x4 recently - 'Why do I have to get married? I haven't done anything wrong.'


  • #9
    trad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    On the back of a dirty white van at Christmas
    "More drops than Santa"


  • #10
    dahamsta
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    I hate the Nuremburgring/Neverbeen stickers, they're the modern-day equivalent of "don't come a knockin' if the van's a rockin'" and Dave and Mary windscreen visors. Sorry.


  • #11
    Rippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Rippy


    "No hand signals. Driver W@nking."
    On the back of a mucky transit the other day.

    Work "mates " eh ?


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  • #12
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    A friend sent me a picture of this he saw out and about the other day

    IMG-20120312-WA0000.jpg


  • #13
    Sparkie93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭Sparkie93


    I saw a sticker on the bumper of a zafira saying "daddy farted and we cant escape" :rolleyes:


  • #14
    Blue850
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,568 ✭✭✭Blue850


    FordMK1screen.jpg

    DSC00029.jpg

    DSC00105.jpg
    DSC00106.jpg

    MorrisMinordent.jpg

    DSC09403.jpg
    DSC09402.jpg
    :D


  • #15
    TomMc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭TomMc


    ^^^ Classic!


  • #16
    alias no.9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,352 ✭✭✭alias no.9


    LOL sounds like a golf


  • #17
    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,473 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Love the "American friendly fire" one. :D


  • #18
    Top Dog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,175 ✭✭✭Top Dog


    Thinking of getting one of these for the spare wheel cover

    if-you-can-read-this-ive-lost-caravan.jpg


  • #19
    Yawlboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Yawlboy


    had this on my Discovery 3:D

    normal_22052008007.jpg


  • #20
    Anan1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,815 ✭✭✭✭Anan1


    Yawlboy wrote: »
    had this on my Discovery 3:D
    The TD badge kind of kills it.;)


  • #21
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Saw a "I'm not drink, I swerving to miss potholes"

    Mildly amusing.


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  • #22
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    'I don't have a carbon footprint - I drive everywhere'


  • #23
    Henry Ford III
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,861 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    I saw a few sets of these fitted to the tow hitches of Range Rovers etc. on the way to Le Mans a few years ago....

    rubbertesticlesAP_450x250.jpg


  • #24
    Soarer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,014 ✭✭✭Soarer


    Was behind a early 90's Corolla hatchback a couple of years ago, and the guy had removed the Toyota T badge from the boot and replaced it with a Lexus L!

    Lexus Corolla....who'd have thunk?!


  • #25
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    Soarer wrote: »
    Was behind a early 90's Corolla hatchback a couple of years ago, and the guy had removed the Toyota T badge from the boot and replaced it with a Lexus L!

    Lexus Corolla....who'd have thunk?!


    same thoughts about the boys with the teg's & acruca badges... you Acrucally... wanna make it look stupid ??

    that that the " b13 inside " stickers always make me lol


  • #26
    creedp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭creedp


    Pdfile wrote: »
    same thoughts about the boys with the teg's & acruca badges... you Acrucally... wanna make it look stupid ??

    that that the " b13 inside " stickers always make me lol


    Recently saw a mid-90 Carina with a 'Type R' badge on the boot lid. Why?


  • #27
    Fiona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,357 ✭✭✭Fiona


    Yawlboy wrote: »
    had this on my Discovery 3:D

    normal_22052008007.jpg

    Where did you get that :D


  • #28
    jhegarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,441 ✭✭✭jhegarty


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    Where did you get that :D

    From China via Airmail I hope.


  • #29
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Ronnie Beck wrote: »
    Seen a micra the other day. On a sheet of paper duct taped to the rear windSCREEN it said - "STAY BACK, I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS".

    You mean this one?

    DFD7AE77CBA14BDBAFAB9BCDA0705AC1-0000315821-0002792108-00640L-62C6FAC2EC2D4786AA7D4CBEEC45CCD6.jpg

    Regularly pass the idiots owners house, I'd love to know what their insurance company would say about it.


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