back in 1994 I defeated a mugger with my phenis.

harmoniums

It was a fine day in may I think and I had just completed one of my summer college exams in Kevin street.
My girlfriend an I went for lunch/snog/whatever in St Stephen's green.
anyway, we were over by the pond in a secluded area and she decided to to give me some manual stimulation.

We where about 25-30 strokes away from vinegar when all of a sudden a fellow with a balaclava emerged out from the bushes we had our back to, with a butter knife!
He put one arm around my neck and put the butter knife up to my GF's neck.

He then saw my phenis and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

KTRIC

Cool story bro :rolleyes:

Tonyandthewhale

What the fuck's a 'phenis'?

Guill

That was 18 years ago, he proably still laughs at the size of it with his mates.

later12

harmoniums wrote: »

He then saw my phenis and, made a little yelp and released us and backed away!

I get that all the time from women.

harmoniums

Tonyandthewhale wrote: »

What the fuck's a 'phenis'?

I call my penis a phenis as its similar to a pheonix.
You see I find ashes quite sexy, therefore my penis has been known to rise from the ashes!

Luap

You add the 'h' when your talking about a women with a penis. It's therefore a 'phenis.

Son Of A Vidic

harmoniums wrote: »

and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

The fact that it was a little yelp should worry you greatly OP.

Biggins

Tonyandthewhale wrote: »

What the fuck's a 'phenis'?

"His pen" spelt wrong?

It was a fine day in may I think and I had just completed one of my summer college exams in Kevin street.
My girlfriend an I went for lunch/snog/whatever in St Stephen's green.
anyway, we were over by the pond in a secluded area and she decided to to give me some manual stimulation.

We where about 25-30 strokes away from vinegar when all of a sudden a fellow with a balaclava emerged out from the bushes we had our back to, with a butter knife!
He put one arm around my neck and put the butter knife up to my GF's neck.

He then saw his pen and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

All 3 inches of it
Once again proving the pen is mightier than the sword!

(I don't really know - my post is as daft as the op's topic!)

harmoniums

Biggins wrote: »

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All 3 inches of it

Those are metric inches, which are to a different scale than standard imperial inches

Guill

harmoniums wrote: »

metric inches

Gunnerkid

Tonyandthewhale wrote: »

What the fuck's a 'phenis'?

its an alien penis dont you even know this is being talked about on the UFO topic in after hours

mikom

harmoniums wrote: »

He then saw my phenis and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

phenis!

Savage eye fail.

The King of Moo

harmoniums wrote: »

It was a fine day in may I think and I had just completed one of my summer college exams in Kevin street.
My girlfriend an I went for lunch/snog/whatever in St Stephen's green.
anyway, we were over by the pond in a secluded area and she decided to to give me some manual stimulation.

We where about 25-30 strokes away from vinegar when all of a sudden a fellow with a balaclava emerged out from the bushes we had our back to, with a butter knife!
He put one arm around my neck and put the butter knife up to my GF's neck.

He then saw my phenis and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

Have you only just remembered this?

harmoniums

The King of Moo wrote: »

Have you only just remembered this?

My memory is an 18 year long FIFO, it just got clocked out

jd007

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