What would you do in Bertie shoes?

patwicklow

Just browsing here looking for a good pair of running shoes

http://www.bertieshoes.com

Big Johnson

Buy a bean bag that farts

dark crystal

Do a Ronnie Biggs and retire with my ill gotten gains to a South American paradise.

eth0

I'd fix the "Introduction's"

Sell them.

patwicklow

Looking for a pair so i wont be to big for my BOOTS..

wildefalcon

Laugh, Laugh, laugh! !!!

grey_so_what

Is Bertie's shoe size the size of his neck????..

Just wondering?

galwayrush

I'd fumigate them first.

Celly Smunt

Open a Bank account.

Chuck Stone

I'd booby trap them and give them back.

later12

I'd bang my daughter.

leggit

a poop

MisterEpicurus

If I were in Bertie's shoes, I'd do Ireland a favour and jump off the Cliffs of Moher, while leaving all the money in a will back to the Irish tax payer.

Plazaman

Infacta, technically they're loafers not shoes.

But I would walk a mile in his shoes. I'd be a mile away, he'd be shoeless.

patwicklow

wildefalcon wrote: »

Laugh, Laugh, laugh! !!!

good to see u have a sense of humor...

flanders1979

If I was Bertie? Hmmmm
Self immolation.

admiralofthefleet

id fuck myself under a 16A outside saint lukes

Gee Bag

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

id fuck myself under a 16A outside saint lukes

Why would you masturbate beneath a bus?

grey_so_what

Gee Bag wrote: »

Why would you masturbate beneath a bus?

Photos please.

Otherwise I won't believe you.:mad:

kollegeknight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh163n1lJ4M

or maybe "I am a crook"

But he probably is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPX5mRSQ3pw

Gummy Panda

later12 wrote: »

I'd bang my daughter.

But his daughters aren't hot?

Steven81

If i was Bertie i would see what tabloid would buy my side of the tribunal for the biggest price and if i was low on money ask my friends for a loan!!!!.

strobe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntX9nhn0-A

kollegeknight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

oppenheimer1

Spend ALL the money!

Jim_Kiy

Get a BER cert..rating G.

KTRIC

Gummy Panda wrote: »

But his daughters aren't hot?

With all the shite he's done a little bit of incest doesn't seem that bad. After all any holes a goal.

Latchy

Do what any sensible Gangster, Conman, Tax (cough) exile does ie, gtf out of the country and live someplace else ...assuming he can take his pension with him to.

peckerhead

Piss in them.

FoxT

this clip disgusts me to this day...I'm not suggesting Bertie take a dose of his own medicine, although I am tempted to.
He should relinquish his pensions, secretaries, office , etc or whatever perks he has these days, and he should issue a formal apology to the people of ireland.


http://bit.ly/6l2Az6

RobbingBandit

Hire Chuck Norris for protection.

Latchy

FoxT wrote: »

this clip disgusts me to this day...I'm not suggesting Bertie take a dose of his own medicine, although I am tempted to.
He should relinquish his pensions, secretaries, office , etc or whatever perks he has these days, and he should issue a formal apology to the people of ireland.


http://bit.ly/6l2Az6

At least ...

That old saying of '' you can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time '' has never in this instance been more true

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Hire Chuck Norris for protection.

No fcuking joking either ...

KKkitty

I'd fake my own death and change my identity.

later12

Gummy Panda wrote: »

But his daughters aren't hot?

Neither was Celia, but that didn't stop Bert.

ToddyDoody

Tie the laces *shrug*

Babybuff

I'd try a jig or a reel, I'd say they're a few sizes too big an would make clipity cloppity noises and it would make it sound like I was Michael Flatley

Ronin247

What would I do in Berties shoes?.......a big steaming turd.