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  • 21-03-2012 4:24pm
    #1
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭


    If your current employment/field of studies or aspirational position ceased to exist is there anything else youd be good for?

    I think I could easily work in a haberdashery


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  • #2
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    I can outfit Growlerys to suit ones needs.


  • #3
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    i have a great arse so i'd probably be a rentboy.


  • #4
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Does posting on boards.ie count?


  • #5
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Does posting on boards.ie count?

    Whats the dental like on that?


  • #6
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I'd probably end as a fighter pilot. Tough job, but someone has to do it.


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  • #7
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Teach (qualified up to third level teaching)
    I.T. program
    Security related options.
    Bar work.
    Design complex databases.
    Photo and graphic design work.
    ...To begin with.


  • #8
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Making kebabs. Mmmmmmm.


  • #9
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    Whats the dental like on that?

    Not great to be honest, but the entertainment is top notch.


  • #10
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    Cock dog shít at the crossroads.

    But I cant see them doing away with the dole so my current area of expertise is good enough for a while yet.


  • #11
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Government Artist


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  • #12
    xflyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭xflyer


    Funnily enough, I thought about this a lot lately and the answer is No. I'm not even any good at what I do now.

    No joke either.

    I think rich layabout might work though. Poor layabout is not so attractive.


  • #13
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I can dislocate my shoulders at will. I guess I could be Mel Gibson's stunt double if he does another lethal weapon movie. I don't think that's on the cards though.


  • #14
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    Biggins wrote: »
    Teach (qualified up to third level teaching)
    I.T. programme
    Security related options.
    Bar work.
    Design complex databases.
    Photo and graphic design work.
    ...To begin with.

    Dont forget blowing your own horn. :pac:


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    MungBean wrote: »
    Dont forget blowing your own horn. :pac:

    Thats the wifes job.
    I'm not going to take that away from her! :D


  • #16
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Pornstar


  • #17
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Biggins wrote: »
    Teach (qualified up to third level teaching)
    I.T. program
    Security related options.
    Bar work.
    Design complex databases.
    Photo and graphic design work.
    ...To begin with.
    Jack of all trades, master of..... :pac:


  • #18
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Biggins wrote: »
    Thats the wifes job.
    I'm not going to take that away from her! :D

    Best line I've heard all day :D


  • #19
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    i have a great arsehole so i'd probably be i am a rentboy.

    fyp ;)


  • #20
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    smash wrote: »
    Jack of all trades, master of..... :pac:

    Jack of all trades, master of computing by the sound of it.


  • #21
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    I have a PHDECF counting grains of sand for the hour glass company.


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  • #22
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    smash wrote: »
    Jack of all trades, master of..... :pac:

    master of none except maybe bating the one eyed purple lad


  • #23
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    Computer repair, black economy, oh the money lost to the exchequer would dwarf Anglo.


  • #24
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Pornstar

    Stunt Cock.

    :cool:


  • #25
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    A sexy terrorist. A speedo and a balaclava is a good look.


  • #26
    Tonyandthewhale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Tonyandthewhale


    I've been told on three occasions in the last week alone that I'd make a great stripper so I guess I'd give that a shot if they shut down the psychology factory.


  • #27
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Biggins wrote: »
    Teach (qualified up to third level teaching)
    I.T. program
    Security related options.
    Bar work.
    Design complex databases.
    Photo and graphic design work.
    ...To begin with.


    God.......is that you?


  • #28
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Biggins wrote: »
    MungBean wrote: »
    Dont forget blowing your own horn. :pac:

    Thats the wifes job.
    I'm not going to take that away from her! :D
    Biggins that post was below the belt!! As is your missus apparently :D


  • #29
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    smash wrote: »
    Jack of all trades, master of..... :pac:

    Diploma'ed and cert'ed' up the wazoo! :D:p
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Biggins that post was below the belt!! As is your missus apparently :D

    If I'm lucky on any particular day! :o


  • #30
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    If I was more ruthless I'd be a journalist.


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  • #31
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Buy her flowers to soften her up in the hope it'll harden you up :)


  • #32
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    KKkitty wrote: »
    If I was more ruthless I'd be a journalist.

    what are you saying? That you would kill a journalist and take their job?


  • #33
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    If I was more ruthless I'd be a journalist.

    what are you saying? That you would kill a journalist and take their job?
    No. I'm just not confident I could be forceful enough for the job.


  • #34
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...


  • #35
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,057 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    A spy.
    I'd be good at spying for Ireland.

    or a Clairvoyant.
    I can foretell the past.


  • #36
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    tayto lover wrote: »

    or a Clairvoyant.
    I can foretell the past.

    I see a court appearance and a hefty fine in your future................... Boo!


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  • #37
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    smash wrote: »
    Jack of all trades, master of..... :pac:

    Puppets?


  • #38
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I am to lazy to be good at anything. Which is ironic because I could be good at anything.

    I would like to own a bookshop but that's a dying retail outlet.


  • #39
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    If your current employment/field of studies or aspirational position ceased to exist is there anything else youd be good for?

    I think I could easily work in a haberdashery
    Dublin Woollen Mills to close
    The one beside the Ha'penny bridge


  • #40
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Biggins wrote: »
    Teach (qualified up to third level teaching)
    I.T. program
    Security related options.
    Bar work.
    Design complex databases.
    Photo and graphic design work.
    ...To begin with.

    NERD!


  • #41
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    If your current employment/field of studies or aspirational position ceased to exist is there anything else youd be good for?

    I think I could easily work in a haberdashery

    Oh really? Kind of... "what size do you wear, sir? I think we have that... no, we're all out. Do you wear black?" That kind of thing?

    Do you think you'd be happy doing that?


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  • #42
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Sandwich Artist. I'm a dab hand at painting sandwiches.


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