Would you drink yer own wee?

MidlandsM

if you really had to , like adrift in a life raft for days etc.........

RichieC

In a matter of life and death I guess it's either that or die.

chin_grin

Got your inspiration from the Bear Grylls thread?

"I drink it because it's sterile and I like the taste." - Patches O'Houlihan

kfallon

By the bucketfull :pac:

mad m

Pi$$ off.....:p

micropig

It's not just for quenching thirst:D

Auto-urine therapy is an age-old practice of ancient India. Its practitioners talk of Shivambhu, auspicious water of Lord Shiva, a Hindu god and promote it as an inexpensive way to gain health and vitality

A bit of an oddball, auto-urine therapy (AUT) is gaining popularity to combat a host of illnesses and to maintain good health. It is considered effective in treating a wide array of diseases such as multiple sclerosis, colitis, lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, cancer, hepatitis, pancreatic insufficiency, psoriasis, eczema, diabetes and herpes.

According to Xinhua news agency more than three million Chinese drink their own urine believing that it is good for their health.

Drinking:
Morning urine is best. Take the middle stream. You can start with a few drops, building up to one glass a day. Good as a tonic, as a preventive and in minor illnesses.

Fasting:
Drink all the urine you pass, except for the evenings—otherwise you won’t get any sleep. You can also take some extra water. The urine will quickly change its taste into almost neutral. Fasting on urine and water cleanses the blood. Toxins are removed through liver, skin and exhalation.

Gargle:
Gargling with urine works wonders when having a throat-ache. Also good for toothache and generally when having a cold.

Enemas:
Urine enemas work very well in cleansing the colon and in providing a direct immune stimulant.

Vaginal douche:
Helpful in cases such as yeast problems, white discharge, etc.

Ear and eye drops:
For ear infections, conjunctivitis, glaucoma. For the eyes, dilute the urine with some water.

Sniffing urine/Neti:
Sinusitis and other nose problems. Very good preventive for colds and to clean the subtlechannels in the head.

External application

Massaging/rubbing: You can use either fresh or old urine. Old urine (4 to 8 days) is generally more effective, but it has a pungent odour. Massaging the whole body is an important complementary treatment when fasting. It nourishes the body through the skin and helps against increased heartbeat.

You can leave the urine on or wash it off after an hour or so, just with water or with a mild, natural soap. Fresh urine as an after-shave gives you a beautiful soft skin. It is also helpful in all kinds of skin problems such as itching, sunburns, eczema, psoriasis and acne.

Gentle rubbing of urine into acupressure points (for example, on the ears) is useful when reactions are otherwise too strong accompanied by heavy allergic reaction.

Foot baths: Any skin and nail problems of the feet (athlete’s foot and ringworm)

Compress: When rubbing is not appropriate, this is another way of applying urine on the skin.

Hair and scalp massage: Renders the hair soft and clean. Sometimes stimulates new hair growth.

biko

I see the Bear Grylls thread has got a spinoff thread

ColeTrain

I usually drink pints when I go to the pub so yeah no bother, piss easy.

stylie

Something like this ? 8:45 on

MidlandsM

chin_grin wrote: »

Got your inspiration from the Bear Grylls thread?

"I drink it because it's sterile and I like the taste." - Patches O'Houlihan

biko wrote: »

I see the Bear Grylls thread has got a spinoff thread

yes, and yes:p

CardBordWindow

Bottle it, and put a 'Tesco Finest Beer' label on it.

chin_grin

chin_grin wrote: »

Got your inspiration from the Bear Grylls thread?

biko wrote: »

I see the Bear Grylls thread has got a spinoff thread

Yes.

Gee Bag

stylie wrote: »

Something like this ? 8:45 on

Thats my favourite Blackadder episode ever, there is no higher compliment I can give.

Ellis Dee

RichieC wrote: »

In a matter of life and death I guess it's either that or die.

Same sentiment, but I think you'd have to filter it or let it evaporate and collect the moisture the way they do in those survival programmes on TV.
Drinking a lot of it would probably do more harm than good.:)

One famous person who drank his own urine - but very small amounts - every day was India's second Prime Minister Lal Bahadur Shastri, who died in office in 1965. He was a remarkable and unusual character in other respects as well, not least the fact that, although he had been a minister and Prime Minister for years, he died poor, owning only an old car on which he still owed money.:D

They don't make them like that any more.:cool:

Son Of A Vidic

MidlandsM wrote: »

if you really had to , like adrift in a life raft for days etc.........

In such a scenario, drinking your own urine would be the safest option. So if I had to I would.

Anyway OP if you really had to, like start a thread. Would you answer the question you are putting to other Boardsie's in the original post? Or would you just not bother your arsé doing so?

stephen_k

Be careful, you can get gout from drinking too much... letter to Savage love

Jim Stynes (RIP) used drink it as it is believed to be an anti cancer agent. as seen in the documentary brought out about him 2 years ago.

Rothko

I've drank Budweiser before. I doubt that there's much difference between that and drinking your own piss.

Sindri

Every time you urinate a small amount of urine enters your mouth through the saliva glands.

MyKeyG

I was with a girl once who wanted me to piss into her mouth.

Friel

micropig wrote: »

It's not just for quenching thirst:D

Auto-urine therapy is an age-old practice of ancient India. Its practitioners talk of Shivambhu, auspicious water of Lord Shiva, a Hindu god and promote it as an inexpensive way to gain health and vitality

A bit of an oddball, auto-urine therapy (AUT) is gaining popularity to combat a host of illnesses and to maintain good health. It is considered effective in treating a wide array of diseases such as multiple sclerosis, colitis, lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, cancer, hepatitis, pancreatic insufficiency, psoriasis, eczema, diabetes and herpes.

According to Xinhua news agency more than three million Chinese drink their own urine believing that it is good for their health.

Drinking:
Morning urine is best. Take the middle stream. You can start with a few drops, building up to one glass a day. Good as a tonic, as a preventive and in minor illnesses.

Fasting:
Drink all the urine you pass, except for the evenings—otherwise you won’t get any sleep. You can also take some extra water. The urine will quickly change its taste into almost neutral. Fasting on urine and water cleanses the blood. Toxins are removed through liver, skin and exhalation.

Gargle:
Gargling with urine works wonders when having a throat-ache. Also good for toothache and generally when having a cold.

Enemas:
Urine enemas work very well in cleansing the colon and in providing a direct immune stimulant.

Vaginal douche:
Helpful in cases such as yeast problems, white discharge, etc.

Ear and eye drops:
For ear infections, conjunctivitis, glaucoma. For the eyes, dilute the urine with some water.

Sniffing urine/Neti:
Sinusitis and other nose problems. Very good preventive for colds and to clean the subtlechannels in the head.

External application

Massaging/rubbing: You can use either fresh or old urine. Old urine (4 to 8 days) is generally more effective, but it has a pungent odour. Massaging the whole body is an important complementary treatment when fasting. It nourishes the body through the skin and helps against increased heartbeat.

You can leave the urine on or wash it off after an hour or so, just with water or with a mild, natural soap. Fresh urine as an after-shave gives you a beautiful soft skin. It is also helpful in all kinds of skin problems such as itching, sunburns, eczema, psoriasis and acne.

Gentle rubbing of urine into acupressure points (for example, on the ears) is useful when reactions are otherwise too strong accompanied by heavy allergic reaction.

Foot baths: Any skin and nail problems of the feet (athlete’s foot and ringworm)

Compress: When rubbing is not appropriate, this is another way of applying urine on the skin.

Hair and scalp massage: Renders the hair soft and clean. Sometimes stimulates new hair growth.

What kind of sick freak discovered all this?

some random drunk

Drink my own piss? No way, that's gross!

Drink a hot girl's piss? Yeah, of course!

BigDuffman

http://www.vice.com/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon bear grylls has fallen on tough times

MadYaker

BLAST ME WITH PISS

Teyla Emmagan

You can also use your own urine to bleach fur and leather white. For decoration, like.

The helpful things I learnt from 'Clan of the Cavebear'. Jean M Auel was way ahead of this Bear Grylls fella...

Proxy

BigDuffman wrote: »

http://www.vice.com/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon bear grylls has fallen on tough times

God I wish I hadn't clicked on that... Never using a pub urinal ever again.

Capt'n Midnight

micropig wrote: »

According to Xinhua news agency more than three million Chinese drink their own urine believing that it is good for their health.

And the other 1,333 million don't

In any society the 0.25% on the left hand side of the bell curve are generally not the ones to emulate

Jimoslimos

It's sterile (when fresh), and its most beneficial property, when drinking it, is that it is mostly comprised of water. That's it - no bullsh1t ACM theories about curing cancer, cleansing blood and detoxifying the body.

Reamer Fanny

Hell no

micropig

Jimoslimos wrote: »

It's sterile (when fresh), and its most beneficial property, when drinking it, is that it is mostly comprised of water. That's it - no bullsh1t ACM theories about curing cancer, cleansing blood and detoxifying the body.

Yeah cancer etc might be a bit far fetched but this is one that really does work,

Gargle:
Gargling with urine works wonders when having a throat-ache. Also good for toothache and generally when having a cold


* also as aftershave* *

Eau de stale p1ss

Jimoslimos

micropig wrote: »

Yeah cancer etc might be a bit far fetched but this is one that really does work,

Gargle:
Gargling with urine works wonders when having a throat-ache. Also good for toothache and generally when having a cold

So what wonders does piss gargling work compared to say, a saline mouthwash?

Or 'generally' when having a cold? I find generally, waiting about a week or so works in 100% of cases

Fiona

If I had to drink it I would.