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MickySticks

Afraid to look at my bank balance. Spent most of the day Friday and all day yesterday drinking and betting (didn't win a fucking penny).

I'm scared to check to see what I spent.

Reamer Fanny

MickySticks wrote: »

Afraid to look at my bank balance. Spent most of the day Friday and all day yesterday drinking and betting (didn't win a fu[COLOR="Black"]ckin[/COLOR]g penny).

I'm scared to check to see what I spent.

Give me your account number and pin I'll do it for you

TeddyTedson

We've all been there my friend. You're just going to have to do it quickly.
I often get a pleasant surprise.

ColeTrain

Don't check it for a couple of weeks. Get your wages in there and don't spend much until then.

ronaneire

MickySticks wrote: »

Afraid to look at my bank balance. Spent most of the day Friday and all day yesterday drinking and betting (didn't win a fu[COLOR="Black"]ckin[/COLOR]g penny).

I'm scared to check to see what I spent.

Keep drinking!

policarp

MickySticks wrote: »

Afraid to look at my bank balance. Spent most of the day Friday and all day yesterday drinking and betting (didn't win a fucking penny).

I'm scared to check to see what I spent.

You should've asked Bertie for a few tips
on horse racing and banking. . .
Sorry forget about the banking bit. . .

Pj!

There will be nothing pretty about it!

Don't look at it for about 2 months. Let some wages restock it to a satisfying level.

GiftofGab

Take out a big chunk of money and try to win back all the money you lost, its a big occasion so you might want to go for a drink first....then repeat the process

MickySticks

GiftofGab wrote: »

Take out a big chunk of money and try to win back all the money you lost, its a big occasion so you might want to go for a drink first

It'd be easier to just get myself a shotgun and rob Paddy Power's to get my money back.

PseudoFamous

Do it quick. I checked mine this morning and discovered I had €150 less than I thought I'd have. These are worrying figures when you consider that I only thought I had €150 to begin with.

Babybuff

deleting old phone numbers that I no longer use, people that I think my life would be better off without. It feels a little sad but kinda good too.

wingsof daun

I take it you did all this for enjoyment? So if you did, there's nothing wrong. If you didn;t enjoy it, do something else anymore. People like to enjoy with money.

Sindri

Let me guess you backed an Irish and a French win?

kfallon

MickySticks wrote: »

Afraid to look at my bank balance. Spent most of the day Friday and all day yesterday drinking and betting (didn't win a fucking penny).

I'm scared to check to see what I spent.

Just man up and do it, we're all in the same boat, tis only a few quid!

Now report back with your balance in 5 mins

leggo

I call it Teeesbeephobia. It's a very serious problem (especially if you're in a 5-week pay month and rent is due).

jay-me

I......















Don't give a flying crap....

Thanks for the crap thread I'm loving it!

MickySticks

Sindri wrote: »

Let me guess you backed an Irish and a French win?

Nope, the exact opposite actually, the GAA fecked up my accum. :rolleyes:

Sinfonia

..makes me think of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWeyumx7Cc

later12

Here's what I do:

Start with an adverse estimation of what you think you could have spent.
Be generous with this estimate.
Multiply it by two.
Convince yourself this is what you have spent.
Check your balance.
Voila!
Relief.
/Celebrate by buying drinks!
Repeat.

Sindri

jay-me wrote: »

I......















Don't give a flying crap....

Thanks for the crap thread I'm loving it!

Neither do I, and frankly from a medical perspective I'd be extremely worried if I did.

saa

all oiled up and ready to go like a slug in heat.

Boom_Bap

Tiger Woods

super_furry

Last race at Cheltenham, Bellvano storms home at 20-1 and many a drink was drunk in relief.

Now it's Monday and I'm skint.

NiallFH

Happened to me in my first year at uni, was convinced I had about 700-800 or so left, which was a depressing amount. Decided to man up and check it on my way home for the weekend.... I could barely afford the train ><

counterlock

NiallFH wrote: »

Happened to me in my first year at uni, was convinced I had about 700-800 or so left, which was a depressing amount.

My heart bleeds for you :pac:

bobbytables

Holy crap, I never had money like that when I was away from home in the 1st yr of my undergrad. You should learn to budget.

I....










AM ALIVE!

stupidusername

I am...







In bed. Being spooned,listening to himself snore - apparently he does snore after all. Afraid to go asleep,keep having crazy dreams

Encrypted Pigeon

I'm Spartacus!

L.Jenkins

MickySticks wrote: »

Afraid to look at my bank balance. Spent most of the day Friday and all day yesterday drinking and betting (didn't win a fucking penny).

I'm scared to check to see what I spent.

Was in a betting shop a few weeks ago for the lulz and one lad was just handing €50 notes over the counter. Won nothing, just kept handing the money over :eek: €50 would get me out for atleast 2/3 days.:eek:

cloud493

I am glad I don't drink, since everyone seems to be hungover this morning :pac:

phasers

I had the opposite experience today, I thought I had nothing in my account but my €7 bin tag purchase came through. Successful day is successful.

cheekita

I'm

joining the AA. Too hungover to move. FML!!!

msg11

a PC..

ScumLord

Stupid young people with your high tolerance for alcohol. I had 3 pints got some food from the chipper and was asleep on the couch by 8pm. Stepped in chipper food at 10pm.

mattjack

cheekita wrote: »

I'm

joining the AA. Too hungover to move. FML!!!

Automobile Association ?

Mr.Biscuits

touching myself with a hand covered in coconut oil - and the hand isn't mine.

Pippy1976

...moving house, tired of my sister, broke, unemployed but very, very happy

Immaculate Pasta

cheekita wrote: »

I'm

joining the AA. Too hungover to move. FML!!!

Fair play to you. They're far better than the RAC mate. It's a disgrace what that lot got up to North of the border. Targeting innocent Catholics and what have you :cool: