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Bloated Bag of Monkey Spunk

  • 18-03-2012 6:58pm
    #1
    Potential-Monke
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    1 oz Bacardi white rum
    1 oz peach schnapps
    1/2 oz Grand Marnier orange liqueur
    1 oz pineapple juice
    1 oz orange juice

    Sounds nice!

    What's the weirdest cocktail you've heard? (With recipe!!)


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  • #2
    chin_grin
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=598


  • #3
    gobo99
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    ingredients
    • monkey spunk (1 litre)
    • 1 bag (regular)


  • #4
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Brilliant!

    Am tryign to translate this into Spanish for a non-English speakign freidn as we speak. Not working

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #5
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Brilliant!

    Am tryign to translate this into Spanish for a non-English speakign freidn as we speak. Not working

    My Spanish is a bit rusty, but here goes....

    Una bolsa grande de esperma de un mono.


    Un poco de Bacardi
    Un poco de licor de melocotón
    Un poco licor de naranja
    un poco de jugo de pina
    Un poco de jugo de naranja

    Suena muy rico.

    Qual es el cóctel mas raro que tuvo en la vida?


  • #6
    hidinginthebush
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    How much is an oz?


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  • #7
    starbelgrade
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    hidinginthebush wrote: »
    How much is an oz?

    A ninth of a nine bar.


  • #8
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    My Spanish is a bit rusty, but here goes....

    Una bolsa grande de esperma de un mono.


    Un poco de Bacardi
    Un poco de licor de melocotón
    Un poco licor de naranja
    un poco de jugo de pina
    Un poco de jugo de naranja

    Suena muy rico.

    Qual es el cóctel mas raro que tuvo en la vida?

    I just stuck that in google translate.

    A big bag of sperm from a monkey.

    It's not really the same, is it?
    A little Bacardi
    A little peach liqueur
    Slightly orange liquor
    a bit of pineapple juice
    A bit of orange juiceA big bag of sperm from a monkey.

    that's a bit vague!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I just stuck that in google translate.

    A big bag of sperm from a monkey.

    It's not really the same, is it?

    It's not really, but I tried my best!


  • #10
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    It's not really, but I tried my best!

    You did, but I fear that's soemthign that simply does nto translate!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #11
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Potential-Monke wrote: »
    1 oz Bacardi white rum
    1 oz peach schnapps
    1/2 oz Grand Marnier orange liqueur
    1 oz pineapple juice
    1 oz orange juice

    Sounds nice!

    What's the weirdest cocktail you've heard? (With recipe!!)

    http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1338.html

    "Garnish with a cherry"!!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #12
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    It's not really, but I tried my best!

    I was impressed.


  • #13
    ihsb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭ihsb


    Not really a weird cocktail, but I managed to convince a woman the other night that a "safe sex on the beach" was served in a condom.


  • #14
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    I was impressed.

    By failure? :confused:


  • #15
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Sindri wrote: »
    By failure? :confused:

    My Spanish isn't good enough to tell differently.


  • #16
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    I was impressed.

    I was too, in fairness.
    Sindri wrote: »
    By failure? :confused:

    Bloody pessismists!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #17
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Oh.. I thought this was a thread about the pope.


  • #18
    Darkginger
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    This drink was invented in Huddersfield in 1982. It has served me well over the years, and now I share it with you :

    The Jockstrap

    1 measure Southern Comfort
    1 measure vodka
    1 small bottle grapefruit juice

    Put that lot in a tall glass, add enough ice to reach the brim, add white lemonade to the top, and drink.


  • #19
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Ron Howard: Do I smell vodka... and wheatgrass?
    Homer Simpson: It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one?
    Ron Howard: Yeah, okay.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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