Whats the best part of your day?

jimpump

my routine most days is havin a cig n coffee in the morn and then work. bringin the dogs for a walk with the young fella in the evenin....im movin area so **** the sharks lol

what makes you happy and content in your life??

Jesus Wept

Jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Bipolar Joe

Taking a massive sh!te.

jimpump

takin dumps and jerkin off are great, but do yez not think theres more to life than that?

Jesus Wept

jimpump wrote: »

takin dumps and jerkin off are great, but do yez not think theres more to life than that?

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

jimpump

The-Rigger wrote: »

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

good quote bro

amacachi

Going to bed at the end of it.

LH Pathe

jimpump wrote: »

im movin area so **** the sharks lol

famous last words...

jay-me

Going to the bookies to collect my winnings.. :pac:

Bipolar Joe

jimpump wrote: »

takin dumps and jerkin off are great, but do yez not think theres more to life than that?

I'm unemployed and single, what do you think?

jimpump

jay-me wrote: »

Going to the bookies to collect my winnings.. :pac:

you wish

jimpump

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm unemployed and single, what do you think?

pullin sluts in nightclubs????

Bipolar Joe

I'm unemployed, single and weird looking.

jimpump

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm unemployed, single and weird looking.

sure i look like wayne rooney but it didnt stop me before i got hitched

dont put pussy on a pedestal....thats a tip for ya

Jesus Wept

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm unemployed, single and weird looking.

I found you interesting looking.

LH Pathe

Stop betting jimbo. Before you know it, you'll be doing something desperately out of character like holding up the bookies with the knife yer ould wan uses to carve up the sunday roast, insisting, adamant, that moneys still yours

jimpump

LH Pathe wrote: »

Stop betting jimbo. Before you know it, you'll be doing something desperately out of character like holding up the bookies with the knife yer ould wan uses to carve up the sunday roast, insisting, adamant, that moneys still yours

dont worry bro, me bird has a mate down the south so im sorted

44leto

I love the night or the early morning to be more exact. I am a night-owl more then a morning lark.

xzanti

Tucking my Son into bed and knowing it's ME time

amacachi

amacachi wrote: »

Going to bed at the end of it.

Me too. Does that make us seem dreadfully boring?
I feckin love my bed!

biko

Turning the lights off and going to bed, I love me bed me.

hattoncracker

That magical moment where I get home from work, after being on my feet all day, and then I take my shoes off and sit down...


Ahhhhhhh!!!

Or if I'm walking to work in the morning and its sunny, and I've got some tunes going through my headphones. Sets me up for the whole day!!

Wild Bill

The-Rigger wrote: »

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

No

It's still true on the last day; it's the first and last. Unless of course you are referring to a period of 24 hours, excluding anything less?

If that is the case then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life; in which case the rest of your life is over a day old.

That's impossible.

So that brings us back to the conclusion that should you die today this will be both the first and last day of the rest of your life.

Depressing thought; the best part of today was before I read this thread