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What are the 3 weird questions that you can use to get any girl?

  • 16-03-2012 9:17pm
    #1
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭


    Ever see these online ads? Seems to be a whole load of websites advertising that there is some sort of loophole in female psychology that men can exploit. Apparently all you have to do to get any woman to sleep with you is ask her 3 specific weird questions. Some quotes from the ads:
    3 Questions that Turn on Women ★ Discover These Weird Questions and How to Turn On Women
    It sounds crazy. In order to turn a woman on, all you need to do is ask her 3 simple questions. Ask her these 3 questions scientists use to get laid.
    Now obviously its about as genuine as penis enlargement pills and Nigerian princes wanting to send you money.

    What I'd like to know though is your suggestions for what the 3 questions might be?


Comments

  • #2
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    "would you like to go see the new Ryan Gosling movie?"

    "where did you get that amazing dress?"

    "would it bother you if I told you I often cry over puppies on the internet"

    and other rubbish generalisations, cos y'know, all women think the same.


  • #3
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,782 ✭✭✭dmc17


    When, where and how much? ;)


  • #4
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Im hooked


    tell me more


    I enclose €5


  • #5
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Have you lost weight?

    Do you know how lovely you are?

    The third remains a secret for the protection of all women.


  • #6
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Use reverse psychology - would you mind if we wait until I'm ready?


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

    Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.


  • #8
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Get in the van.


  • #9
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    You wanna come back to my place ?

    You wanna take this up to the bedroom ?

    You wanna get the fcuk out before the wife gets home ?


  • #10
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Giselle wrote: »
    Have you lost weight?

    Do you know how lovely you are?

    The third remains a secret for the protection of all women.

    Hmmm I could see that one working.

    1 Tell me about your day

    2 Ehhh anyway do you do it on first dates

    3 Why not:(


  • #11
    Keano!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Keano!


    Over 18?
    Boyfriend?
    Ready?


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  • #12
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Keano! wrote: »
    Over 18?
    Boyfriend?
    Ready?

    Would that stop you?
    Also: 17.


  • #13
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Drop your cacks
    Suck on this
    And stop whinging.


  • #14
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    the one that used to work (on occasion) for me was :

    Do you know the difference between hot, sweaty, lustful, sex and drinking coffee?

    She says no :
    wanna come back to my place for....coffee?


  • #15
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?


  • #16
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Can you help me move this couch into my van?

    Can you get in and drag it in?

    What size are you?


  • #17
    SirDelboy18
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭SirDelboy18


    Whats the game where you ask 3 questions, 1st one is what type of animal would you be and why, 2nd is about water... can't remember the 3rd...?


  • #18
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Any chance of a shag?

    You'll only need a second question if the answer is no


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