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  • 14-03-2012 11:27am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    An 80 year old man went to Hollywood to pick up a prostitute and to get some action.

    He noticed one hooker in particular and started flirting with her.

    The prostitute quickly became annoyed and yelled,

    "Get lost old man! You're ruining business!"

    "Sure would like to get some action tonight," blurted the old man.

    "You've got to be kidding! You're too old! You're all finished!"

    "What did you say?" asked the geezer.

    "You heard me! You're all finished!"

    "Oh, dear," replied the old man, as he reached into his pocket, "how much do I owe you?"

    ________________________________________

    My wife says to me the other night…….

    "How come we don't make love like they do in the movies?”

    So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek a dozen times.

    Grabbed her by the hair and yanked her neck back so she’d be forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind.




    Turns out we don't watch the same movies.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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