Funniest thing ive ever read

Galway K9

I just came across this today by luck and apparently this is a real issue, i am still laughing my head off at the frustrated drivers

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8188475.stm

and then heres a live cam where people are still constantly at it LMAO

http://www.abbeyroad.com/Crossing

chin_grin

The news equivalent of watching paint dry.

Sindri

Are you literally 'laughing your ass off'?

Galway K9

Sindri wrote: »

Are you literally 'laughing your ass off'?

Yes

stephen_k

Did I really just click and watch a link to a webcam of a fúcking pedestrian crossing..? ಠ_ಠ

aidan24326

Funniest thing ive ever read

Really? Why? It isn't even mildly amusing let alone 'funniest thing ever'.

EarlERizer

Depending on how this thread pans out, this could be!

Thoie

There's some silly bint doing it right now - she's been back and forwards a few times, holding up traffic each time.

Immaculate Pasta

It must be a nightmare if you had to drive down that road everyday. The amount of times you would have to stop at the level crossing for some tourists to cross over would be infuriating.

Galway K9

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

It must be a nightmare if you had to drive down that road everyday. The amount of times you would have to stop at the level crossing for some tourists to cross over would be infuriating.

Thats whats funny....Id love to see the drivers expression with people doign it.

wijam

took a look at the webcam and there was some girls trying to get the picture right - looked like a right pair of eejits - if you were driving you'd be very tempted to run them down

Chuck Stone

I remember, this one time, I forgot to put sugar in my tea.

The whole family was laughing for about an hour over that one.

Immaculate Pasta

Galway K9 wrote: »

Thats whats funny....Id love to see the drivers expression with people doign it.

OP - You remind me of the kitchen seller in Alan Partridge a bit (minus the racist part)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LExYVZ0_790

TheVoodoo

That's the last time I take advice about what's funny from a dog from the west.

Nothingbetter2d

if you look at it there is 2 or 3 guys just walking back n forth forcing drivers to stop

DEFTLEFTHAND

There's 3/4 bleedin muppets with rucksacks walking over and back incessantly at the moment. They look to be studenty types possibly Spaniards.

Irish Guitarist

As far as I can see the drivers are worse than the pedestrians. I saw a number of people trying to cross (walking at a normal pace, not posing for a photo) and almost get run over.

Paulie Gualtieri

heard this years ago ...

A radio station was running a
competition – words that
weren’t in the dictionary yet
could still be used in a sentence
that would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your
name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N
pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave,
‘goan’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What
sentence can you use that word
in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan f uck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and
took other calls, all unsuccessful
until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E,
pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff,
‘smee’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What
sentence can you use that word
in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan f uck
yourself!”?

Galway K9

Paulie Gualtieri wrote: »

heard this years ago ...

A radio station was running a
competition – words that
weren’t in the dictionary yet
could still be used in a sentence
that would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your
name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N
pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave,
‘goan’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What
sentence can you use that word
in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan f uck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and
took other calls, all unsuccessful
until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E,
pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff,
‘smee’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What
sentence can you use that word
in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan f uck
yourself!”?

im putting this in the best joke thread.

Paulie Gualtieri

Galway K9 wrote: »

im putting this in the best joke thread.

go for it

Boom_Bap

I've been flicking to the live cam every so often. There are people constantly taking pictures.
I seen one lad having an argument with a taxi driver, he even sat on the bonnet of the taxi to annoy the driver even more.

But it amazing that people seem to think that thier picture is more important than thier lives or respect for other people legitimately trying to corss the road, or motorists, cyclists etc.
There are 2 women just standing in the middle of the road as I type this!

fedor.2.

That was a long 3 hours but i can confirm that it looks very annoying for the drivers