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  • 12-03-2012 4:21pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    My ex wife is suffering from depression

    She phoned me the other day and said

    "I feel like jumping in front of a bus,and your not doing anything to help

    So I sent her a Timetable

    ___________________________

    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

    A human hair can hold... 3kg.

    The length of a penis is 3 x the length of the thumb.

    The femur is as hard as concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    Women blink 2 x as much as men.

    We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

    A woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb

    ___________________________

    Just been to hospital to have a mole removed from my Penis !!

    The ISPCA let me off with a warning this time !!!
    ___________________________

    I asked 100 women at the Leisure Centre what shampoo they used whilst showering ?

    95% replied, "what the fook are you doing in here ?!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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