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Fingers , nostrils, ears.

  • 10-03-2012 4:50am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭


    Why are fingers just the right size for fitting into nostrils and the ears? My doctor said dont put your finger in your ear, I no longer listen to him.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Fascinating.


    Please, regale us with more insights into the very depths of humanity?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    to pick them??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭WalterMitty


    Sindri wrote: »
    Fascinating.


    Please, regale us with more insights into the very depths of humanity?
    I drink to blank out the existential dread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    So one can execute a wet willy with ease and precision.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why are fingers just the right size for fitting into nostrils and the ears? My doctor said dont put your finger in your ear, I no longer listen to him.
    Is that because your finger is stuck in your ear?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    They fit perfectly in your bum hole to,do you do that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    They fit perfectly in your bum hole to,do you do that?

    How do you know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    A fellah off of eastenders Joe Swash got meningitis from eating his snots.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    A fellah off of eastenders Joe Swash got meningitis from eating his snots.
    Do you really believe that??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Yeah,wheres the bum and fanny options in the poll?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    does this only apply to your own ears and nose?

    has there been any research into fitting your fingers into the ears and nose of family, friends, work colleagues & complete strangers at the bus stop??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭Park Royal


    Recommend you listen to your Doctor......

    genuinely.....;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Do you really believe that??

    Its true, I saw the interview read page 2.

    http://kidshealth.org/kid/health_problems/brain/meningitis.html#


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    *clears throat*

    A-hemhuckhuckblarghhhhhhhhhhhuck---HEM!

    ♪ ♫ FINGERS NOSES EARS AND TOESES ♫ ♪

    ♪ ♫EARS AND TOSES♫ ♪


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    you take drugs, don't you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Babybuff wrote: »
    you take drugs, don't you.

    ♪ ♫ Who me? ♫ ♪

    ♪ ♫ Yes you! ♫ ♪

    ♪ ♫ Who else could it beeeeee!!!!! ♫ ♪


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Quality:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Fits in the bum hole as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Why is everyone shoving their fingers up their hoop?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    Fago! wrote: »
    Why is everyone shoving their fingers up their hoop?

    Because our G-spot is up there, you should try it sometime, you're missing out ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Fago! wrote: »
    Why is everyone shoving their fingers up their hoop?

    Trying to get the carrot out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    You know what they say, if your nose goes on strike, picket.

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Every time I pick up a six pack at the off licence, I marvel at the similarity to the female anatomy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Just because you can doesn't mean you should.


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