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Cheating Bitch

  • 21-02-2012 1:48pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Shane St.


    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    What position ?



    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Did you take pics?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭acidskiffle


    Relax pal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    how did you catch her in the act, if you're not in the same place as her?

    oh and if this is real, it probably isn't best in AH. but yeah...what a bitch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 951 ✭✭✭MiniNukinfuts


    What?!?!? She used cheat codes for GTA4? That B1TCH!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Shane St. wrote: »
    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    He left it in her :eek: No wonder she got caught!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Shane St. wrote: »
    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    How did you catch her in the act then not talk to her?

    To be sure, smell her gee to see where she had been.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Shane St. wrote: »
    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    You caught her in the act and didn't confront her :confused:
    Or you just found out she has been doing the dirt behind your back?

    Either way, pack her bags and change the locks.

    It's a ****ty thing to do to anyone, hope you're ok. Grab some mates and go on the lash and let it out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 947 ✭✭✭Shzm


    Thread lacks details.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Moar details!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    The other night, outside my house, I saw a guy jogging naked. I asked him how come. He said 'Because you came home early!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Shane St. wrote: »
    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with in her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Shane St. wrote: »
    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!
    The prosecution will probably use this post Shane!
    Don't leave any traces of blood, I've learned that much from CSI. Also semen...hmm come to think you could always frame the other lad... Or is it another girl????????
    By your reaction I guess not though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Just forgive her and promise to be better in bed:pac:

    Wrong forum friend.


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    More details needed OP. How did she do it? Was it the old 'steal the bank's money and hide it under the board' trick or even the 'collect €300 instead of €200 for passing Go'?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kenzie Important Thermostat


    Shane St. wrote: »
    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    was she chewing the cud with someone else?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    How exactly did you "Catch" her?

    if this is real then I'm really sorry for you that sucks.


    AH reply: "yeah man, I hate when my gf uses infinte ammo too."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Buy bleach....lots and lots of bleach...and a hammer...and surgical gloves. Woodies have 20% off all this stuff now, Valentines Special.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Moar details!

    *clears throat*

    MOARR DETAILZ!!!!!!!!!11


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    when she gets home have a big smile on your face and say "You're making pancakes"


    shes the special ingredient


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    *clears throat*

    MOARR DETAILZ!!!!!!!!!11

    M04RRR

    Me on this thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Internet / FB history / Logged in.

    Has to be!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    *gets popcorn salesman stuff*

    POPCORN, GET YER POPCORN HERE!

    FRESH POPCORN TO WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLD WITH!

    NO NEEDLESSLY PERSONAL THREAD IS COMPLETE WITHOUT POPCORN!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Shane St. wrote: »
    I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    She's a cow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Big Knox


    Relax pal.

    I'm not your pal, friend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Don't do anything until you clean any joint bank accounts out, take all your stuff, move the ESB, gas etc into her name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Don't forget to take a dump in the suitcase before you pack her bags!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭kojack


    Come on OP more details, I need something to pass my day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Big Knox wrote: »
    I'm not your pal, friend.

    You're not his friend, guy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Christ, think of all the porridge you have stirred.
    You might have been only drilling the pilot hole for some big buck.
    I cant take these kind of threads seriously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Shane St. wrote: »
    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    Because you are a crap lay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    chin_grin wrote: »
    You're not his friend, guy.
    And he's not your guy either, buddy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Shane St. wrote: »
    So I just caught my gf in the act. I'm going to have it out with her when she gets home. WTF!!!! I cud ****in kill her im that mad. How cud she do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    Be sure you use plenty of exclamation marks when you confront her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,216 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Shzm wrote: »
    Thread lacks details.

    Thread lacks credibility.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Brokentime


    Sky King wrote: »
    Internet / FB history / Logged in.

    Has to be!

    Either that or a text that was meant for someone else going to him, or he haxxored her email account or something and found pix of dix therein.

    OP, MORE EFF'ING DETAILS!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Big Knox


    smash wrote: »
    And he's not your guy either, buddy!

    You're nobodies buddy, son!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Brokentime wrote: »
    Either that or a text that was meant for someone else going to him, or he haxxored her email account or something and found pix of dix therein.

    OP, MORE EFF'ING DETAILS!!!!!!

    Chillax buddy, revenge takes thinking time and varying utensils. Jesus like. Patience. It'll all come out in court.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭fox_1973


    op you come looking for advice, now you dont reply, for us to help we need the facts!.....(well im just bored actually)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    hey i'm sorry i didn't know it was your girlfriend

    but you shoulda knocked first


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    smash wrote: »
    And he's not your guy either, buddy!

    And you're not my buddy, mate.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Take it up with the folks in PI instead OP.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127


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