Kim Kardashians Rear

cloptrop

Am I the only person who thinks this non entity has a pretty face and absolutely nothing else going for her.
There are pictures of her on the beach dooing the rounds in the tabloids today and her famous bum on anyone else would be called a big fat hippo arse , but on her its a j.lo whatever that is.
Why is it a j.lo if you hve a pretty face and a cows rear if you dont.
Im tired of the media having double standards.
Could they please all meet up and decide which type is acceptable and which isnt so I know what to look at in my allocated rear ogling time. Can kim be contacted and told to lose a bit off the hips and when she has a body like georgia salpa she can strutt round like she owns the place , until then you just eat too much and all the weight goes on your hips.

Ghandee

cloptrop wrote: »

Am I the only person who thinks this non entity has a pretty face and absolutely nothing else going for her.
There are pictures of her on the beach dooing the rounds in the tabloids today and her famous bum on anyone else would be called a big fat hippo arse , but on her its a j.lo whatever that is.
Why is it a j.lo if you hve a pretty face and a cows rear if you dont.
Im tired of the media having double standards.
Could they please all meet up and decide which type is acceptable and which isnt so I know what to look at in my allocated rear ogling time. Can kim be contacted and told to lose a bit off the hips and when she has a body like georgia salpa she can strutt round like she owns the place , until then you just eat too much and all the weight goes on your hips.

Well tbf to her, she does have a fanny.

To 99.9% of men, thats all that matters! :pac:

Nothingbetter2d

pictures or it isnt true

AeoNGriM

cloptrop wrote: »

Am I the only person who thinks this non entity has a pretty face and absolutely nothing else going for her.
There are pictures of her on the beach dooing the rounds in the tabloids today and her famous bum on anyone else would be called a big fat hippo arse , but on her its a j.lo whatever that is.
Why is it a j.lo if you hve a pretty face and a cows rear if you dont.
Im tired of the media having double standards.
Could they please all meet up and decide which type is acceptable and which isnt so I know what to look at in my allocated rear ogling time. Can kim be contacted and told to lose a bit off the hips and when she has a body like georgia salpa she can strutt round like she owns the place , until then you just eat too much and all the weight goes on your hips.

So what you're really saying is you need the media to tell you what to find attractive. Gotcha.

BTW, both Georgia Salpa and Kim Kardashian are unnattractive non-personalities.

Mickey Dazzler

I would still like to nestle my face in-between her arse checks and start humming the theme tune to Neighbours....

WoollyRedHat

No, you're not the only one, there was an article written about it in the " Scientific Journal of Genetics" who came to a similiar conclussion of you, perhaps you have read it? It is very good and very comprehensive...

smash

There's a difference between a nice arse and a fat arse. Bigger is not better in my opinion.

El Horseboxo

Maybe it's just too much ass for a small cock to handle. I'd knock that goldielocks booty into next week cause it's jus riiight.

TeddyTedson

Who is this wan?
I remember back in the olden days when celebs were giving blowjobs on boats and filming it. Now it just seems like they go to the beach and go home :mad:

--Kaiser--

cloptrop wrote: »

Am I the only person who thinks this non entity has a pretty face and absolutely nothing else going for her.

She's got a fantastic body overall. Proper voluptuous

Rabies

She has a bit of an ass on her.
I'm an ass man. Love a nice ass Not too big though.

She ticks the boxes

http://www.hindustantimes.com/Images/HTEditImages/Images/kim-bikini-miami.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v3KNoLPwIgI/TeFciNih14I/AAAAAAAAGLU/Wko-jNrN-Ao/s640/Kim-Kardashian-Bikini-Pictures-In-Mexico.jpg

http://showstalker.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kim-kardashian-south-beach-bikini-004.jpg


This has been an enjoyable google image search

Standard Toaster

Am I the only one who had to Google Kim Kardashian?
Someone who is 'famous' solely for their arse......

She looks like a melted Grayhound wheely-bin.

cloptrop

I knew a girl once that used to talk about her j.lo all the time. It wasnt a j.lo it was a hippo arse.
Im sure Kim Kardashian has an unhealthy BMI ,its the medias duty to find someone better than her for us to oogle. What kind of example is she giving to young girls growing up? To be a model you have to have a big fat arse so get the chips down ye?

ElleEm

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

She's got a fantastic body overall. Proper voluptuous

I agree.
She is curvy in all the right places.

http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=kim+kardashian+curvy&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=666&tbm=isch&tbnid=-47CxRQoL10DPM:&imgrefurl=http://beyoubebold.com/2011/07/03/where-are-these-curves/&docid=eSJKP5SDvaEbPM&imgurl=http://beyoubebold.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/curvy3.jpg&w=500&h=651&ei=JX9DT6TmOZKZhQeh_uDfBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=824&vpy=22&dur=3560&hovh=256&hovw=197&tx=165&ty=143&sig=113811491444676301480&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=119&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=0CFsQrQMwBg

I think big bums are better than small bums!

AeoNGriM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

She's got a fantastic body overall. Proper voluptuous fat. Fat is the new socially acceptable thin, don't ya know

FYP

To be honest, I love big women. It's just that I find this big woman less interesting than picking my nose.

Yes, I'd hit it. But I'd hate myself afterwards.

staker

I'd leave a mess on it like a painter's ladder if she'd only oblige.

--Kaiser--

ElleEm wrote: »

I think big bums are better than small bums!

Ìt's all about proportion and shape.
Trust me, I'm an expert on the subject

Rabies

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Am I the only one who had to Google Kim Kardashian?
Someone who is 'famous' solely for their arse......

She looks like a melted Grayhound wheely-bin.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2966116524_e2835f4414.jpg

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kardashian/kim-kardashian-ass2.jpg

I fail to see the difference.
Personal taste and all that


Anyway, not all things are equally attractive or appealing to all.

--Kaiser--

AeoNGriM wrote: »

FYP

To be honest, I love big women. It's just that I find this big woman less interesting than picking my nose.

Yes, I'd hit it. But I'd hate myself afterwards.

If you think she's fat you've got a warped view of what fat is

justme7136

Googled and conclusive
Its a good ass, and excellent tits too

ElleEm

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

If you think she's fat you've got a warped view of what fat is

+ 1

This is not fat!
http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=kim+kardashian+curvy&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=666&tbm=isch&tbnid=-47CxRQoL10DPM:&imgrefurl=http://beyoubebold.com/2011/07/03/where-are-these-curves/&docid=eSJKP5SDvaEbPM&imgurl=http://beyoubebold.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/curvy3.jpg&w=500&h=651&ei=JX9DT6TmOZKZhQeh_uDfBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=824&vpy=22&dur=3560&hovh=256&hovw=197&tx=165&ty=143&sig=113811491444676301480&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=119&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=0CFsQrQMwBg

St.Spodo

She carries off her bum well, in fairness. It's definitely not the bigger the better though. Shapely bums ftw.

Sean Quagmire

Standard Toaster wrote: »

She looks like a melted Grayhound wheely-bin.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/445/untitled.jpeg

smash

Her sex tape is crap too. She looks like a shít lay and she's not good at giving head!

biko

Celebs please or perhaps Slydice.