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The Accountant

  • 17-02-2012 04:54PM
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    A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your occupation?"

    "I'm a whore," she says.

    The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work.

    That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

    "No, that is still too crude. Try again."

    They both think for a minute, then the woman says,

    "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore & call girl?

    "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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