Spider... on my floor... walking out of my kitchen...

Buddinplant

Tis a big male house spider like this http://www.gardenofireland.com/workbook/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/6325406225_2d75167c47.jpg but black.

have it trapped in a glass until i can get my shivers under control and hurl it out the window...

and this is probably me freaking out, but every time i look around laptop to check on it, the glass is further to the right... :eek: help me

SheFiend

Poor spider :-(

LH Pathe

Mph .. I'm not looking at that thing. deal with it

SweetCaliber

It might be a visit from Casper and he's helping you get rid of it

MickySticks

403 forbidden? Never heard of one of those, they big?

MickySticks

LH Pathe wrote: »

Mph .. I'm not looking at that thing. deal with it

So how do you know how fast your going?

Trevor451

MickySticks wrote: »

403 forbidden? Never heard of one of those, they big?

click on the URL bar and hit enter

SweetCaliber

MickySticks wrote: »

So how do you know how fast your going?

Convert it to kilometres and your all set cuddo!

im invisible

Evil spider ran
across the floor, he was fast
But not fast enough

MrStuffins

It's just a Spider, bro'

saywhatyousee

This comment might be more suitable to the conspiracy theories forum but....
has anyone noticed that spiders seem to be getting bigger year on year i got one around christmas times that was almost the size of my fist:eek:

Buddinplant

MickySticks wrote: »

403 forbidden? Never heard of one of those, they big?

lol he be big, not as big as he looks under glass mind ya

MrStuffins

saywhatyousee wrote: »

This comment might be more suitable to the conspiracy theories forum but....
has anyone noticed that spiders seem to be getting bigger year on year i got one around christmas times that was almost the size of my fist:eek:

Why would spiders getting bigger be a conspiracy?

Was one of them the guitarist from The Corrs?

LH Pathe

MickySticks wrote: »

LH Pathe wrote: »

Mph .. I'm not looking at that thing. deal with it

So how do you know how fast your going?

ur throwin me off kilter, micky sticks I can do a 10 minute mile in my slippers but if the screws close in, it's faster

Sharpshooter

Buddinplant wrote: »

and this is probably me freaking out, but every time i look around laptop to check on it, the glass is further to the right... :eek: help me

Yuk! He's looking for you,Buddinplant!

KeithM89_old

Just be happy its not this

Buddinplant

Hot Lips wrote: »

Yuk! He's looking for you,Buddinplant!

oh he was definitely not happy when i threw him out, turned right way up and made a bee line for the sliding door... that had me slamming the door shut ( sliding door doesn't slam ) and then i scare myself with my own reflection... not a good evening/morning....

saywhatyousee

MrStuffins wrote: »

Why would spiders getting bigger be a conspiracy?

Was one of them the guitarist from The Corrs?

Im saying nothing (looks around)

MickySticks

KeithM89 wrote: »

Just be happy its not this

Or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsaXfNgQZ4

Buddinplant

KeithM89, thats... urgh! mine was a yorkie in comparison.

Sharpshooter

KeithM89 wrote: »

Just be happy its not this

Feck!:mad:

That's a freakin alien,Damn you!:mad:

Jen Pigs Fly

It's just a spider .... :rolleyes:

LH Pathe

that camel spider one is blown out of proportion apparently, just looks bigger from the picture but they are fascinatingly nasty looking and big enough and ferocious things, and fast and smart and snide and sneaky will eat yer up anyhow.

u_c_thesecond

Buddinplant wrote: »

Tis a big male house spider like this http://www.gardenofireland.com/workbook/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/6325406225_2d75167c47.jpg but black.

have it trapped in a glass until i can get my shivers under control and hurl it out the window...

and this is probably me freaking out, but every time i look around laptop to check on it, the glass is further to the right... :eek: help me

dont kill it- its prob lost its job and on the dole and is bringn back dinner from his mams house cos they cant afford to shop this week:(

Jen Pigs Fly

LH Pathe wrote: »

that camel spider one is blown out of proportion apparently, just looks bigger from the picture but they are fascinatingly nasty looking and big enough and ferocious things, and fast and smart and snide and sneaky will eat yer up anyhow.

Plus if you look carefully it's actually Two Spiders :rolleyes:

scotty_irish

i read a thread in animal and pet issue tonight about trap, neuter, release. Can you neuter a spider? Or lob him out the door? Tell ya what, don't stand on him and let him go. be nice, don't be a ****!

LH Pathe

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Plus if you look carefully it's actually Two Spiders :rolleyes:

I looked carefully 3 years ago, jennifer. xxx

MrStuffins

scotty_irish wrote: »

i read a thread in animal and pet issue tonight about trap, neuter, release. Can you neuter a spider? Or lob him out the door? Tell ya what, don't stand on him and let him go. be nice, don't be a ****!

Indeed! I "hate" spiders. In the way that as a kid I was terrified of them and as an adult i'm not too fond of them either. The way they look, move etc, freaks me out.

But Spiders are so awesome! At least the ones we have here in Ireland are. They kill all the annoying insects around the house.

Also, there was a spider in my house about 6 months ago but i'm sure he's still around. And in that 6 months not ONCE has anyone come into my house and brutally murdered me. Coincidence? I think not!

Jen Pigs Fly

LH Pathe wrote: »

I looked carefully 3 years ago, jennifer. xxx

Some people are of the impression that it's just the one specimen

LH Pathe

Sorry about that then. xxx.

EdenHazard

That thing is far far too big

MrStuffins

EdenHazard wrote: »

That thing is far far too big

You sound just like your mother!

Jen Pigs Fly

EdenHazard wrote: »

That thing is far far too big

That's what she said!

PHIDIAS

KeithM89 wrote: »

Just be happy its not this

Jesus!:eek: What is that, my heart is flippin pounding. Hate spiders. Not looking at anymore on this thread. Nightmares on the way.

LH Pathe

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

That's what she said!

here wait, I remember now having followed your suggestion I wasn't meaning length but what I meant was they both look further from the cam than they actually are, and hence appearing bigger - phew.

/nothing to do with my cock n balls folks

Princess Peach

I love spiders. Give him to me, he can be my friend.

Don't know why people in Ireland are afraid of them. Chances of him killing you are a million to 1. Man up!

nkay1985

MrStuffins wrote: »

Indeed! I "hate" spiders. In the way that as a kid I was terrified of them and as an adult i'm not too fond of them either. The way they look, move etc, freaks me out.

But Spiders are so awesome! At least the ones we have here in Ireland are. They kill all the annoying insects around the house.

Also, there was a spider in my house about 6 months ago but i'm sure he's still around. And in that 6 months not ONCE has anyone come into my house and brutally murdered me. Coincidence? I think not!

I've a spider that lives in the wing mirror of my car. He'd sometimes be out but once I start driving he heads back in out of the wind. Fair play to him, I say.

ziggy23

nkay1985 wrote: »

I've a spider that lives in the wing mirror of my car. He'd sometimes be out but once I start driving he heads back in out of the wind. Fair play to him, I say.

I hate spiders but I wouldn't kill one. I had one hibernating on the wall in my bedroom for months until I discovered him dead on the floor one day...was actually quite sad:(

pragmatic1

Cover the house in petrol, then burn it to the ground, then run and never look back.

later12

What we're seeing here is clearly the ghost of whitney

Sharpshooter

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Plus if you look carefully it's actually Two Spiders :rolleyes:

Hence the alien referance.
I refuse to use the old rolleyes!

wilkie2006

LH Pathe wrote: »

that camel spider one is blown out of proportion apparently, just looks bigger from the picture but they are fascinatingly nasty looking and big enough and ferocious things, and fast and smart and snide and sneaky will eat yer up anyhow.

They're also likely to call you a cnut behind your back and never pay their share in the cinema.

wilkie2006

Hey OP, maybe it's a spider baby? You know, it has the body of a spider but the mind of a baby...

LH Pathe

wilkie2006 wrote: »

They're also likely to call you a cnut behind your back and never pay their share in the cinema.

and if you climb in with em they're likely to see you as a bedfellow and eat your end away, unperturbed. the jarhead in the picture found those dangling from his knob

Liam Byrne

Buddinplant wrote: »

Tis a big male house spider like this http://www.gardenofireland.com/workbook/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/6325406225_2d75167c47.jpg but black.

have it trapped in a glass until i can get my shivers under control and hurl it out the window...

and this is probably me freaking out, but every time i look around laptop to check on it, the glass is further to the right... :eek: [SIZE="1"]help me[/SIZE]

How do you know that it is a male spider ???

MrStuffins

Liam Byrne wrote: »

How do you know that it is a male spider ???

it had 9 legs!

Liam Byrne

wilkie2006 wrote: »

LH Pathe wrote: »

that camel spider one is blown out of proportion apparently, just looks bigger from the picture but they are fascinatingly nasty looking and big enough and ferocious things, and fast and smart and snide and sneaky will eat yer up anyhow.

They're also likely to call you a cnut behind your back and never pay their share in the cinema.

Not to mention claim social welfare* and smoke your joints**

* I guess at least they're not sitting around legless all day

** Happens after you've smoked your first four

LH Pathe

Get this nurd off my case somebody - wilko out.

Mr.Crinklewood

Free the Spider one.

Irish Guitarist

I like spiders. They're good company.

Irish Guitarist

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