Clones

Bootup

A blonde I know decided to have twelve clones made of herself. When she went to the clinic, she found it was a bleak brick house without any windows. When she asked the clone arranger why there were no windows, she was told that people in glass houses shouldn't grow clones. As the clones were growing up, she would never be allowed to take them out for a walk, as you'll never walk a clone. What disturbed her the most was that every time she would visit them, they all would be yelling at the top of their lungs. When she asked why they yelled so much, she was told that this was to be expected, as she had ordered a dozen I scream clones.

tossy

I read that on my iClone and now i relaise you must be very clonely to find that funny

patmac

If they one of them was psychic they could become a psy clone and then someone in a weather station could name it after their child etc.

Also that joke will make no sense to someone from Co Monaghan!

i'll get me coat, better still a mug of coffee.

Bootup

Scottish scientists have announced that they have for the first
time in history cloned a mammal - a sheep. At least, that's how
they *say* the ewe became pregnant.

If the clone has no hair does that make it a wool-free sheep's cloning?


Why do Scottsmen clone sheep??!
To remember their first love.



What do you call a female clone?
A Clunt