Irelands 1st Sex Festival.

Cantona's Collars

First thread got deleted,my mistake for posting too much detail,here we go again:D

http://blissfestival.eventbrite.ie/

So who's going along? €75 a pop and a non alcoholic bar,count me out.

Surprised we had no "yore ma" replies the first time round.

mike65

come again?

MickySticks

Believe me, this will also be closed.

retalivity

Orgy in the gresham!

fryup

cum again

telekon

cum aga....ah, forget it.

mikom

zerks wrote: »

So who's going along? €75 a pop

On the tits, ass, or face?

Run_to_da_hills

A big clap to this.

Mickey Dazzler

your ma

RichieC

No thanks.

telekon

FANNY!

Littlehorny

bet theyed pay you if you turned up with a half decent looking woman

Cicero

Eugh..The Gresham...yuck..:eek:

Why was it deleted? Doesn't seem like such a strange thing to appear in AH?

Cantona's Collars

Deleted User wrote: »

Why was it deleted? Doesn't seem like such a strange thing to appear in AH?

Copied & pasted the info from the site & it looked like spam and got deleted.

Morag

A Tantra conference in Dublin, big whoop, it's nothing new, been going on for years now,
this shower just decided to call it a festival so they can say it's the first festival.

super_furry

Two words - sausage fest.

Vain

I might cum down to this, sure its only a short ride away on my town bike, as long as i dont have to bring a huge load with me once no one is on rag week..

Jimoslimos

Just a few buzz words/bullsh1t

Tantra
Sacred Intimacy
Metaphysics of Sexual Energy
Energy Dynamics
Meditation
playshops
Spiritual Speed Dating
Alchemy of Love

Enough said:rolleyes:

I guess people here have never actually seen a real sex festival/exhibition.

DublinWriter

Spiritual Speed Dating - Say what?!?
For that kind of money, I'll stay at home and realign me own chakras, thanks very much.

themadchef

If it's run anything like that fúcking disaster of a Toy show i cant wait for the phone calls to Joe duffy :pac:

Jayzus joe, i never even got a feel of her tits!

Gummy Panda

hmm... didn't AH already have a thread on this

Cantona's Collars

This crowd are providing the goody bags,what happens if the missus gets a strap-on in hers?

http://secretparadise.co/

Logical Fallacy

I'd be wrecked tired after it....as i would spent a good hour punching people in the face.

"Metaphysics"....indeed.

opinion guy

zerks wrote: »

This crowd are providing the goody bags,what happens if the missus gets a strap-on in hers?

http://secretparadise.co/

Well...tough sh1t then.....

Cantona's Collars

opinion guy wrote: »

Well...tough sh1t then.....

Or not so tough afterwards.......:p

policarp

Since the Late Late Show. . .

Pacifist Pigeon

Sorry love, I get enough goody bags as it is...

wyndham

Not Ireland's first.

There's a sex festival every night in my house.

InTheTrees

What about Lisdoonvarna???

Those farmers from country clare are a wild bunch...

:eek:

Kinetic Eye

I pity the poor fuckers that are going to have to clean up after this.

Rabies

We have this each year.

http://eroticaexpo.co.nz/

Hell of a lot cheaper than that over priced crap that is on in Ireland.
About E10 entry. Loads of stalls, talks, demonstrations.

opinion guy

Rabies wrote: »

We have this each year.

http://eroticaexpo.co.nz/

Hell of a lot cheaper than that over priced crap that is on in Ireland.
About E10 entry. Loads of stalls, talks, demonstrations.

Yeah well we have Coppers :cool:

Rabies

opinion guy wrote: »

Yeah well we have Coppers :cool:

you win

John Doe1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmqP25iALtU

marketty

SEX CAULDRON??!!
I thought they shut that place down!!!

cloptrop

Is this seriously 75 a ticket to go and be sold stuff by people on stalls, with the odd silly class thought by some ropey granny that hasnt dyed her hair in 50 years and smells of hemp.
Is it tryng to make you think everyone will be riding when they wont. Not even close. After being in classes from 12 till 9 or ten do you think people will go to a disco with no booze and start riding. There will probably be one girl at this thats single . And she will either be a undercover reporter or a minger.
There will be 500 trenchcoat wearing starved of physical contact men however. They may have a wash for the sex festival but they may not they paid the 75 euro isnt that enough.

El Weirdo

These are sex people, Lynn!

Boscoirl

zerks wrote: »

http://secretparadise.co/

"Anatomically Correct Whale Penis" :eek:

patwicklow

wow looks like sex has been invented,what rubbish..

Owen_S

You can tell that this will end up being 23 neckbeards in a field, you wouldn't catch any women paying €75 a ticket.

dave3004

marketty wrote: »

SEX CAULDRON??!!
I thought they shut that place down!!!

Burst out laughing in work at this.

Had to login to like it !

Immaculate Pasta

Lynn: "No thank you I don't want to be a part of your sex festival."

Alan Partridge: "Sex festival?"

:cool:

Stiffler2

Dunno, this is probably the kind of thing you can expect to see there :

Check it out, she wants you BAD !

Tim the Enchanter

9pm - 11pm Social Gathering with non alcoholic bar, music, dancing and performances,[FONT=Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif] [/FONT]come, mingle & make new friends!

But they wont serve beer????

jester77

Sounds crap, have a look at any of the erotic festivals over here to see how it is done. At least have a few porn stars there that people will recognise

fryup

fr jack would love it ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vlOhj4eTpA

Standard Toaster

zerks wrote: »

Irelands 1st Sex Festival.

I bet the organizers of King of the Sheep Festival in Ballintubber would beg to differ OP.

gustavo

These are sex people Lynn

Nothingbetter2d

super_furry wrote: »

Two words - sausage fest.

ah to be fair a few hippy chicks from greenpeace will also be there to protect the whales from the japanese whaling boats

Akarinn

Uber lame....