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Dont forget march 14th is steak and bj day!

  • 15-02-2012 2:55am
    #1
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭


    enough with the valentines schmaltz.. roll on march 14th!


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  • #2
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    When is Pancake Tuesday?


  • #3
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Yakult wrote: »
    When is Pancake Tuesday?

    Next Wednesday.


  • #4
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Yakult wrote: »
    When is Pancake Tuesday?
    Tuesday.


  • #5
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    MickySticks wrote: »
    Tuesday.

    Damn, missed it AGAIN!


  • #6
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    flanum wrote: »
    enough with the valentines schmaltz.. roll on march 14th!
    If we didn't have girls for Valentine's day, what if we still don't have girlfriends for March 14th?

    Perhaps we just take off the pressure and name Steak & BJ day whatever date falls one week after you start dating someone.


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  • #7
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    later10 wrote: »
    If we didn't have girls for Valentine's day, what if we still don't have girlfriends for March 14th?

    ye five lonely hearts can meet up and blow each other.


  • #8
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Dude, if you're excited about having a steak and a BJ one month from now, you probably need more excitement!


  • #9
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Excuse me, please stop bringing sex into the internet HS.

    That's not what it's for:cool:


  • #10
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Dude, if you're excited about having a steak and a BJ one month from now, you probably need more excitement!
    In fairness Mr Stuffins, steak and a BJ from the girl you adore is something pretty special.

    I mean it's not like getting a steak & bj from your mother or just anyone, you know?


  • #11
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Hmmm I suppose the boyfriend does deserve a reward for living through Valentine's day.

    But is there another option besides steak?


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  • #12
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    later10 wrote: »
    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Dude, if you're excited about having a steak and a BJ one month from now, you probably need more excitement!
    In fairness Mr Stuffins, steak and a BJ from the girl you adore is something pretty special.

    I mean it's not like getting a steak & bj from your mother or just anyone, you know?

    Are you suggesting I don't adore my mother?


  • #13
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

    But is there another option besides steak?

    Nice rack of lamb, better than steak.


  • #14
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    hondasam wrote: »
    Nice rack of lamb, better than steak.

    Oh yea that sounds nice! I find steak to be a bit too fatty and I don't want my man to get indigestion :cool:


  • #15
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Steak & BJ day.

    Sounds like the pussywhupped want to reclaim lost ground.. how about suck her stilleto day hm? or alternatively, bleach ur bumhole day


  • #16
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Hmmm I suppose the boyfriend does deserve a reward for living through Valentine's day.

    Reward?

    So wait...... as the man I'm supposed to be RECEIVING a blowjob?

    That sounds so much better than my regular Steak & BJ Day with my Uncle Larry


  • #17
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Reward?

    So wait...... as the man I'm supposed to be RECEIVING a blowjob?

    That sounds so much better than my regular Steak & BJ Day with my Uncle Larry
    Murphy?


  • #18
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I can't remember the last time I had steak or a blowjob.
    :(

    Right now I'd take the steak, I'm fecking starving.


  • #19
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Reward?

    So wait...... as the man I'm supposed to be RECEIVING a blowjob?

    That sounds so much better than my regular Steak & BJ Day with my Uncle Larry

    Despite the myth it's actually not THAT much of a chore ...


  • #20
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I like your attitude, kid. You'll go far in this town.


  • #21
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Despite the myth it's actually not THAT much of a chore ...

    Nothing is a chore if the price is right, always think positive and keep thinking what's in it for you.


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  • #22
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Fook the 14th of March. The 15th is when the two legends where born


  • #23
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Hmmm I suppose the boyfriend does deserve a reward for living through Valentine's day.

    But is there another option besides steak?

    Another blowjob?


  • #24
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    hondasam wrote: »
    Nothing is a chore if the price is right, always think positive and keep thinking what's in it for you.

    New shoes!!
    :pac:


  • #25
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Wonder what the female equivalent is called.


  • #26
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Wonder what the female equivalent is called.

    Chocolate and lick out day :D


  • #27
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Chocolate and lick out day :D

    Dunno what kinda fella you have but I will lick out a cream egg everyday of the year and be delighted


  • #28
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Dunno what kinda fella you have but I will lick out a cream egg everyday of the year and be delighted


    Well isn't your GF/future Gf lucky.
    You'd be surprised, a lot of lads are exactly like girls when it comes to oral sex, you have to literally push them down and beg them to stay there :(


  • #29
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Well isn't your GF/future Gf lucky.
    You'd be surprised, a lot of lads are exactly like girls when it comes to oral sex, you have to literally push them down and beg them to stay there :(
    feck that I loves going down. I know this is after hours and all that but I get more enjoyment going down than her going down hahahaha. To be honest I thought all fellas where like that. Apart from my scruffy head I dunno why I'm single hahahaha.


  • #30
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    seanybiker wrote: »
    feck that I loves going down. I know this is after hours and all that but I get more enjoyment going down than her going down hahahaha. To be honest I thought all fellas where like that. Apart from my scruffy head I dunno why I'm single hahahaha.

    They're not like that, not at all.
    I swear to god if I hear one more complaint in the perhaps one I (barely) get every 3 months ...


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  • #31
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    They're not like that, not at all.
    I swear to god if I hear one more complaint in the perhaps one I (barely) get every 3 months ...
    barely? Sure there no point trying if its only a barely haha


  • #32
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    seanybiker wrote: »
    barely? Sure there no point trying if its only a barely haha

    Gotta love a tryer :rolleyes:, 30 seconds in "Oh my jaw hurts" "I have a rash from shaving" etc I'm like eh I'm not even warmed up yet wtf.

    No such thing as the perfect man, there's always something wrong with them. What I got in the looks department I gave up in pleasure :mad:


  • #33
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Gotta love a tryer :rolleyes:, 30 seconds in "Oh my jaw hurts" "I have a rash from shaving" etc I'm like eh I'm not even warmed up yet wtf.

    No such thing as the perfect man, there's always something wrong with them. What I got in the looks department I gave up in pleasure :mad:

    I have a beard so don't mind the shaving haha.


  • #34
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    "I have a rash from shaving" etc
    Who, him or you? ;)

    TBH, BJs are overrated: Anal & Steak (rump of course!) day would be my choice.


  • #35
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Who, him or you? ;)

    TBH, BJs are overrated: Anal & Steak (rump of course!) day would be my choice.

    Him, I wax.


  • #36
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    There is a poster with an openly female user name posting in after hours and talking about how she's doesn’t mind giving blowjobs and waxes her lady parts.

    Hhhmmmm my spider senses are tingling.

    at least I think that's what that tingling sensation is


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  • #37
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Doc wrote: »
    There is a poster with an openly female user name posting in after hours and talking about how she's doesn’t mind giving blowjobs and waxes her lady parts.

    Hhhmmmm my spider senses are tingling.

    at least I think that's what that tingling sensation is
    I promise she is not my friend on Facebook and I swear she is not absolutely gorgeous.


    *all of that is a lie


  • #38
    Gaunty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭Gaunty


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Chocolate and lick out day :D

    Cake and Cunnilingus day.


  • #39
    1hnr79jr65
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭1hnr79jr65


    Gaunty wrote: »
    Cake and Cunnilingus day.

    Lick out the cake day ? Could be more fun:D


  • #40
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Gaunty wrote: »
    Cake and Cunnilingus day.
    I have a sweet tooth, suits me over steak and bj day, :p


  • #41
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,283 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    What about Coke and Hookers day.


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  • #42
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    What about Coke and Hookers day.

    Budget cutbacks.


  • #43
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    So some people only get steak and BJ once a year?


  • #44
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    This thread is what all non-subscribers are missing in the secret "cyber-chat" forum us subscribers have!


  • #45
    Raditub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Raditub


    biko wrote: »
    So some people only get steak and BJ once a year?

    yes wtf??? hahaha poor guys! You should find a new girl or a new butcher! hahaha or a butcher who really likes you! lol!:D


  • #46
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    What about Hake and TJ day?

    aka fish and a hooker


  • #47
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Hmmm I suppose the boyfriend does deserve a reward for living through Valentine's day.

    But is there another option besides steak?
    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Reward?

    So wait...... as the man I'm supposed to be RECEIVING a blowjob?

    That sounds so much better than my regular Steak & BJ Day with my Uncle Larry

    That was very fcuking funny, MrStuffins :D


  • #48
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    flanum wrote: »
    Dont forget march 14th is steak and bj day!
    enough with the valentines schmaltz.. roll on march 14th!


    The only time most of the fuckers on this forum will encounter steak and bj day is when they get a set of ribs removed.


  • #49
    Whispered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    March 14th is my birthday so you can all feck off and leave my day alone. :mad:


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