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A guy walks into a pub

Bootup · 2012-02-12 20:53:38

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Chicken Sandwic $2.50 Hand Job $10.00 Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the bar beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she…

12-02-2012 8:53pm

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Chicken Sandwic $2.50
Hand Job $10.00

Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the bar beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man,"Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "Indeed I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your ****ing hands. I want a cheese sandwich."

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