The coolest thing about TCN is surely its latest charter.

timesnap

I think we should all thank Sarky for this.
he despises being thanked and those who thank.
out of respect for him i will thank him............ but that was a random thought which i now withdraw in keeping with the charter............... thank you sarky........... naw withdrawn................

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056540193

sNarah

MKey.

FTGFOP

"sNarah" sounds like...
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"sNarah". Nothing except itself. Hmm. That's an interesting one.

sNarah

sNarah stands for the charter.

FTGFOP

I sit for pleasure.

sNarah

I eat against the cold.

FTGFOP

I know the Honey Nut Loops bee personally.

Cicero

Harnas....the power of the charter..

sNarah

I have clothed myself with the shiny beautiful charter. Feels nice and soft. *rolls around in charter*

FTGFOP

Be careful, it's full of electricity.

sNarah

Sparks are yummy.
Mmmmmmh charter sparks!

FTGFOP

Oh, I see. You eat the sparks and Harnas the energy. My fears for your safety were misplaced.

Fago!

Things sNarah stands for:

• The Charter
• Old people on buses
• Old people on busey
• busey
• The National Anthem
• Justice
• Me

Sarky

Fago! wrote: »

Things sNarah stands for:

• Old people on buses

Explain yourself woman!

TeddyTedson

Stop trying to get into Sharkys pants. He'll have none of it. I'm talking from experience here, I just have to respect the fact that we'll only ever be friends

Sarky

Don't worry, I was sober when I said that. Try getting me good and drunk.

hondasam

Poor Teddy no one loves you.

Fago!

Sarky wrote: »

Explain yourself woman!

When an old person gets on the bus, you hardly expect sNarah to just sit there while the old person stands, do you? She forces them off the bus in an honorable fashion and continues her day to day activities.

Fago!

hondasam wrote: »

Poor Teddy no one loves you.

I love Teddy

Sarky

Ah, that makes much more sense than how I was reading it.

And everyone loves Teddy. hondasam's just jealous because nobody likes her. And who could really blame us, amirite?

hondasam

Am I bovered ?

Sarky

You clearly are. It's as hilariously transparent as the Ann Summers negligée you wish you could fit into without a bulldozer.

hondasam

I prefer Agent Provocateur lingerie. It looks better on my svelte figure.

Sarky

Svelte? No, I think you mean "hirsute".

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

Svelte? No, I think you mean "hirsute".

You do make me laugh I would not want to be sensitive.

Is that not a description of you?

Sarky

I'm pretty sure anyone with the reading comprehension of a five year old could tell from the posts above that it was not. I might ban you again tomorrow. Depends on whether I get any decent sleep or not.

hondasam

How is it my fault if you can't get a decent sleep?
Do you not get tired of banning me for your own amusement?

TeddyTedson

Sarky wrote: »

Ah, that makes much more sense than how I was reading it.

And everyone loves Teddy. hondasam's just jealous because nobody likes her. And who could really blame us, amirite?

You're certainly not wrong!

Ha Sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarky

hondasam wrote: »

How is it my fault if you can't get a decent sleep?
Do you not get tired of banning me for your own amusement?

These are both rhetorical questions, right?

timesnap

Sarky wrote: »

These are both rhetorical questions

Did i start this thread?:o
what was i not thinking?
why not add hondasam to the list of unbannables(is dat a wurd even?)
that way we could abuse her end lassy
FTGOP why were you such a fool to post in the extreme stupidity filter?
are you clever in a way i do not see in my PTSD frame of mind?
i want you bac for d craic,buy Sarky a pint or summat,he might forgive yu.
but he might not,

oh no i am coming down with rhetorical questions,no cure far dem according to D
World unhealthy disorganistaition.:(

TeddyTedson

I actually think FTGOP should be forced to change name. How about it?

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You're certainly not wrong!

Ha Sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Ted

Sarky wrote: »

These are both rhetorical questions, right?

They are what ever you want them to be sarky.

hondasam

timesnap wrote: »

why not add hondasam to the list of unbannables(is dat a wurd even?)
that way we could abuse her end lassy
(

I get enough abuse as it is Thanks.

timesnap

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I actually think FTGOP should be forced to change name. How about it?

To Pics or GTFO may'be?

hondasam wrote: »

I get enough abuse as it is Thanks.

:D:D, ah but you are such a goof sport about it.

hondasam

timesnap wrote: »

:D:D, ah but you are such a goof sport about it.

That I am

joes girls

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!

hondasam

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Princess Peach

I think the coolest thing in the Cuckoo's nest is the fridge in a denim jacket.

Matt Holck

cotton's cool
wool's warm

I feel so french abbreviating my to be verbs

Matt Holck

lol

I flew over the poem of te firdt run

Oranage2

The charter is great and i'd stick my d!ck into it if I could but my personal favourite is the serious thread - It brings crazy to another level.

timesnap

Oranage2 wrote: »

The charter is great and i'd stick my d!ck into it if I could

eweeeee what a an idea,no porn allowed unless you have a Lego dick.

Read the Charter!!!!, i never get past the funky dance and poem though:)

Sarky

That was the plan. It distracts from the fact that the new charter is mostly just "yore ma" repeated a hundred times.

timesnap

Sarky wrote: »

That was the plan. It distracts from the fact that the new charter is mostly just "yore ma" repeated a hundred times.

You had a plan?,that is inconsistent with the consistent nature of inconsistency in the charter:mad:

Sarky

I... Huh, that's not a bad point.

*bans self*

*remembers mods can't ban themselves*

*bans hondasam instead*

Matt Holck

bans twitter

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

I... Huh, that's not a bad point.

*bans self*

*remembers mods can't ban themselves*

*bans hondasam instead*

why is it always me?:(
I'm leaving in a huff. Slams door just to make a point.

Princess Peach

hondasam wrote: »

why is it always me?:(
I'm leaving in a huff. Slams door just to make a point.

Don't slam the door. I just finished putting up all the Christmas decorations for the 3rd time

Star Lord

Ah, but what is a rhetorical question?

Matt Holck

the whiff from the steaming apple pie causing the
glands to salivate in preparation

timesnap

Sarky wrote: »

I*bans hondasam instead*

Sounds fair in an unfair way to me.

hondasam wrote: »

why is it always me?

because......simples

Princess Peach wrote: »

I just finished putting up all the Christmas decorations for the 3rd time

stop digging up old threads please.

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Ah, but what is a rhetorical question?

to bee or not to collect honey is something that could open a hornets nest.

Matt Holck wrote: »

the whiff from the steaming apple pie causing the
glands to salivate in preparation

ah some sense at last, agree hondasam should be forced to eat humble pie when i am hungry.
when will the pye be ready according to your equation?
i'm hungry.

E=My C being square when it should be round when i select it on the microwave