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Make mine a Double....

  • 11-02-2012 05:54PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭


    A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six
    double vodka."
    The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."
    "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

    The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same
    drinks.
    When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came
    back,
    "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

    On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six
    double vodkas.

    The bartender said "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

    "Yeah, my wife..."


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