Your Piece de Resistance

LambsEye

Tom Waits Wrote "Closing Time" when he was 23
Janis Joplin recording "Cheap Thrills" when she was 24
Charles Dickens wrote "Oliver Twist" when he was around 26
Nietzsche wrote his first book when he was 28
Orson Welles wrote, directed and starred in Citizen Kane when he was 25


etc...

What have YOU done that's so great recently?

Dr. Manhattan

LambsEye wrote: »

Tom Waits wrote "Martha," when he was 24, what have YOU done that's so great recently?

I rode Martha when I was 23. Win.

im invisible

i once embedded a you tube video correctly

Mint Sauce

In before someone say 'Ur Ma'

stupidusername

Getting a 2.1 degree in college I suppose. there's been nothing else

Mr Benevolent

LambsEye wrote: »

Tom Waits wrote "Martha," when he was 24, what have YOU done that's so great recently?

But Tom Waits always sounds like a depressed frog falling down a flight of stairs with a drum kit roped to his balls.

summerskin

I did 6 solid poos before noon last Tuesday. Not the trots, not beer induced, not one poo broken into 6 pieces, but six, yes six, solid poos. Each with various numbers of smaller solid poos, but an overall total of six visits to the toilet, each resulting in a hefty and solid poo experience. I win.

phasers

I've won every table quiz I've ever been in, and I have an amazing hat collection

LambsEye

summerskin wrote: »

I did 6 solid poos before noon last Tuesday. Not the trots, not beer induced, not one poo broken into 6 pieces, but six, yes six, solid poos. Each with various numbers of smaller solid poos, but an overall total of six visits to the toilet, each resulting in a hefty and solid poo experience. I win.

I am delighted by this. Did you get a clean break off each?

John Doe1

speaking french now are we now, ya fancy bastard:p

summerskin

LambsEye wrote: »

summerskin wrote: »

I did 6 solid poos before noon last Tuesday. Not the trots, not beer induced, not one poo broken into 6 pieces, but six, yes six, solid poos. Each with various numbers of smaller solid poos, but an overall total of six visits to the toilet, each resulting in a hefty and solid poo experience. I win.

I am delighted by this. Did you get a clean break off each?

Solid breaks followed by ace of spades wipes. The ultimate pooing experience.

LambsEye

summerskin wrote: »

Solid breaks followed by ace of spades wipes. The ultimate pooing experience.

If I could emulate but a fraction of your defecatory success I'd be a happy woman.

Fromthetrees

I haven't pissed the bed at all this year, not one single time in 2012, this is shaping up to be a fantastic year.

LambsEye

Fromthetrees wrote: »

I haven't pissed the bed at all this year, not one single time in 2012, this is shaping up to be a fantastic year.

Sometimes I need to pee in my sleep so I dream I'm pissing the bed and then I'm half awake and I THINK I've pissed the bed so I end up jumping out of bed but then I realise that I haven't and I go back to bed without actually having gone for my piss and the cycle continues.

Snowie

LambsEye wrote: »

What have YOU done that's so great recently?

you've been drinking stop i the trail of distraction will be great :pac:

But, back to the real question, I've been taking lots of pictures I'm quite proud of them.. even if no one else likes them Link in my sig

Gannicus

Fromthetrees wrote: »

I haven't pissed the bed at all this year, not one single time in 2012, this is shaping up to be a fantastic year.

I haven't pissed in bed while fromthetrees was sleeping in it yet this year.

Standard Toaster

I created boards back in 1999 and sold it to two young lads....Tom something and John I think it was.

Not many folk know that.

Sindri

I slept with a member of the Nazi high command but I was branded a hoor and had my head shaved even though I was working for de Resistance.

If only I had contributed towards the defecating, maybe I would be a hero?

LambsEye

Snowie wrote: »

you've been drinking stop i the trail of distraction will be great :pac:

But, back to the real question, I've been taking lots of pictures I'm quite proud of them.. even if no one else likes them Link in my sig

We've all been drinking like. You show me a man that's not been drinking and I'll show you a reasonable person who has responsibilities and his life in order.

Gannicus

LambsEye wrote: »

We've all been drinking like. You show me a man that's not been drinking and I'll show you a reasonable person who has responsibilities and his life in order.

I'm actually not drinking

Sindri

Snowie wrote: »

you've been drinking stop i the trail of distraction will be great :pac:

But, back to the real question, I've been taking lots of pictures I'm quite proud of them.. even if no one else likes them Link in my sig

I like your photos.:)

LambsEye

Big Steve wrote: »

I'm actually not drinking

How'djumeanlike? Not drinking PRESENTLY like?

Snowie

LambsEye wrote: »

We've all been drinking like. You show me a man that's not been drinking and I'll show you a reasonable person who has responsibilities and his life in order.

me

LambsEye

Snowie wrote: »

me

But come here have you actually heard about drinking? Drinking is SOME laugh, I actually heard that one time, one fella had so much to drink that he actually went mental and tried to make smoothies out of his shoelaces and rivitas, and my friends are madder than any of your friends could EVER be because they drink so much. Drinking is cool man.

I feel I've made my point.

Sindri

Snowie wrote: »

me

Only problem is the titles are like titles of 70's porn movies.

Burning Silhouette.


Liquid Mercury and so on..

Gannicus

LambsEye wrote: »

How'djumeanlike? Not drinking PRESENTLY like?

I am not imbibing any alcohol this weekend (tonight included)

Doc Ruby

I just made the mother of all roast beef sangidges... thick freshly roast beef, mozarella, peppers, I actually fried onions in a half tub of butter and slathered the whole operation in it... creak...

Snowie

Sindri wrote: »

I like your photos.:)

thank you

Sindri wrote: »

Only problem is the titles are like titles of 70's porn movies.

Burning Silhouette.


Liquid Mercury and so on..

revisiting stuff you could of pmed me and said that... :rolleyes:

LambsEye

Doc Ruby wrote: »

I just made the mother of all roast beef sangidges... thick freshly roast beef, mozarella, peppers, I actually fried onions in a half tub of butter and slathered the whole operation in it... creak...

NOTHING beats the achievement of a rocking sangich.

Sindri

Snowie wrote: »

thank you



revisiting stuff you could of pmed me and said that... :rolleyes:

I never said change it

:pac: