Do you prefer your bike or sex?

ToadVine

If the answer is the bike, you are in the majority.

Link

lennymc

if the answer is sex, you need a nicer bike.

Chips Lovell

If the answer is your bike you need a nicer partner.

Popoutman

If the answer is your bike - then you're not doing the sex right

I'm trying to visualise combining the bike and sex (i.e. 2 people with a bike) and not really coming up with anything that's workable. However, rule 34 will undoubtedly prove me to have an insufficiently active imagination...

daragh_

I prefer a nice hot cup of tea.
Although you have to be careful not to burn your bits.

studiorat

in before the "can't beat a good ride" joke...

Lumen

Vladimir Kurtains wrote: »

If the answer is your bike you need a nicer partner.

Or two.

Kintarō Hattori

I really like my bike but eh, not THAT much.

Lumen

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I really like my bike but eh, not THAT much.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

Captain Havoc

No lovelife at the moment, so I'm gonna have to say, the bike

smacl

ToadVine wrote: »

If the answer is the bike, you are in the majority.

Link

If the answer is bike, maybe you should have gone for that softer saddle after all. And yes, I love leather!

manwithaplan

Depends whether I have a spare 5 minutes or a spare 5 hours.

Chips Lovell

manwithaplan wrote: »

Depends whether I have a spare 5 minutes or a spare 5 hours.

You wouldn't get much of a spin done in five minutes.

patwicklow

Well a bike costs a lot less to run
and you still get the ride..

manwithaplan

Vladimir Kurtains wrote: »

You wouldn't get much of a spin done in five minutes.

I could get a good few laps in.

Colonialboy

It reminds me of the great Mario Cippolini who once reportedly said ...

The first thing I do after coming home from a grand tour is make love to my wife.
The second thing I do is put down my suitcases.

Slideshowbob

An Inanimate object v an activity

Stupid question

Beasty

Slideshowbob wrote: »

An Inanimate object v an activity

Stupid question

You have sex with an inanimate object Bob? No wonder you prefer cycling ...;)

RobFowl

Slideshowbob wrote: »

An Inanimate object v an activity

You leave my wife out of this.....

morana

I do like riding other peoples bikes tbh...

lets be honest sex is boring after the first Vo2 interval its all downhill!


(ps I dont see any females offering a view!)

doozerie

In a recent survey carried out by Bicycling magazine, 50 per cent of men and 58 per cent of women said that, if they had to choose between bikes or sex... they'd choose the bikes.

That would make at least some sense if that 50% of men were partners of that 58% of women.

RobFowl

doozerie wrote: »

That would make at least some sense if that 50% of men were partners of that 58% of women.

They are if you include DirkVoodoo

Captain Havoc

Beasty wrote: »

You have sex with an inanimate object Bob? No wonder you prefer cycling ...;)

Warning: language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa_db5l0q4Q

Holyboy

As I see bikes all day every day it's an easy choice for me, some what the exact opposite of a gynecologist I should think:pac:

Hungrycol

You have your arm candy race bike then you have your dragged through a bush backwards work/winter bike. Or in Beasys case you have one for every day of the week. You luck sod!

Slideshowbob

Captain Havoc wrote: »

Beasty wrote: »

You have sex with an inanimate object Bob? No wonder you prefer cycling ...;)

Warning: language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa_db5l0q4Q

Well that gave me a good laugh thanks

I'd love my bike too much to do that to it though, although I did once hear of a former top Irish amateur taking a hatchet to another riders cross bar to settle a disagreement!!!

Slideshowbob

Holyboy wrote: »

As I see bikes all day every day it's an easy choice for me, some what the exact opposite of a gynecologist I should think:pac:

What does a gynaecologist do? That has nothing to do with bikes !!!