Shambolic,Lazy Police Work.

JustAThought

Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded. What examples of slovenly, inept police " work " have you had, and have you had any success on complaining.

Sky King

JustAThought wrote: »

Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded.

What?

The King of Moo

Shambolic, lazy OP.

Not even an example to start off!

seanybiker

I think this might be one of the usual lets slate the guards threads.


what yuo ned 2 duu is reeed awl the udder treds abowt dis subject. ders lowads boi

starbelgrade

I found an example of a slovenly, inept sentence structure in the opening post.

SteoL

JustAThought wrote: »

Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded. What examples of slovenly, inept police " work " have you had, and have you had any success on complaining.

I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

seanybiker

SteoL wrote: »

I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

you had a key in your arse? If you couldnt get it out would you "ring" the doorbell?

AnonoBoy

This one time I was on duty in LA and some lad called Rodney King was drunk and speeding. Me and the boys pulled him from his car and gave him some smacks.

Don't think he ever reported it though because we heard no more about it.

starbelgrade

SteoL wrote: »

I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

They didn't find it or they just weren't too fussed about searching the anus of a crack head?

MickySticks

I like the word shambolic.

Uriel.

You better run OP, the Gardai are on their way to arrest you for talking sh1te. Alternatively, you could become a Shepherd?

SteoL

seanybiker wrote: »

SteoL wrote: »

I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

you had a key in your arse? If you couldnt get it out would you "ring" the doorbell?

Key = kilo. Get with the lingo man .

Arthurdaly

JustAThought wrote: »

Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded. What examples of slovenly, inept police " work " have you had, and have you had any success on complaining.

Sleep it off boy!!

seanybiker

SteoL wrote: »

Key = kilo. Get with the lingo man .

I know I know. Thanks for ruining my completely crap joke. sniff sniff

starbelgrade

SteoL wrote: »

Key = kilo. Get with the lingo man .

A fucking kilo of crack up your arse?

Fuck me - you must have a hole on you like the Suez Canal.

SteoL

starbelgrade wrote: »

SteoL wrote: »

I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

They didn't find it or they just weren't too fussed about searching the anus of a crack head?

I've heard cavity searches is their favourite part of the job. Mine is perhaps too large to search through. If I had a € for every buttplug lost........... .

Edit for the record I am not nor have I ever been a crack addict

Dr. Manhattan

JustAThought wrote: »

Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded. What examples of slovenly, inept police " work " have you had, and have you had any success on complaining.

This looks like it should be written on a blackboard with the writing gradually getting more illegible, then suddenly turning into a diagonal line towards the bottom corner, forming an arrow pointing at the now limp body of the OP still clutching the chalk.

Guy:Incognito

I killed a guy once. The lazy pricks still havnt caught me.

dxhound2005

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

I killed a guy once. The lazy pricks still havnt caught me.

If you only killed him once they're probably not too bothered.