Wahaay! Let's keep it shallow!

AskMyChocolate

So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

It's time to fight back. And so, I open this thread to all AHers to come up with the most ridiculous thread title, that might bring some of the light-heartednessness back to AH.

And, for the record, a sideboard is my favourite piece of furniture, Paris Hilton is a woman who I thoroughly dislike yet would still nail, and I still think that a blackcurrant is the least trustworthy fruit.

*mental note/ Must set Hilton up with blackcurrant*

The King of Moo

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

It's time to fight back. And so, I open this thread to all AHers to come up with the most ridiculous thread title, that might bring some of the light-heartednessness back to AH.

And, for the record, a sideboard is my favourite piece of furniture, Paris Hilton is a woman who I thoroughly dislike yet would still nail, and I still think that a blackcurrant is the least trustworthy fruit.

*mental note/ Must set Hilton up with blackcurrant*

*strokes beard and says "Hhmm..."*

*retrieves saddle*

*gets on high horse*

Racist!!

kfallon

Weirdest thing you've ever put on your genitals!

Expect plenty of responses saying, "Yore Ma" tho :rolleyes:

Seachmall

kfallon wrote: »

Weirdest thing you've ever put in your genitals!

FYP.


OT,

"Living people you wish were aborted."
"Would you, or have you, ever given a rimjob."

Ghandee

Freddie Starr ate my fcukin hamster!

mikom

Boobs

Dravokivich

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

Or a level of maturity some posters get into.

what... with all them mature dating site adds flashing away.

Duggy747

The Definitive Poo Thread (POO TALK ONLY - MOD NOTE POST #13)

smash

That thread a while back about the chick with the spot on her arse was hilarious.

Edit: this one - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73149322

lividduck

Dravokivich wrote: »

Or a level of maturity some posters get into.

what... with all them mature dating site adds flashing away.

Funny things that happened while you were shaving your nuts

saintsaltynuts

Lets talk about sex baby!

Gummy Panda

Duggy747 wrote: »

[COLOR="Blue"]The Definitive Poo Thread (POO TALK ONLY - MOD NOTE POST #13)[/COLOR]

Do you think it's okay to eat da poo poo?

kfallon

smash wrote: »

That thread a while back about the chick with the spot on her arse was hilarious.

Edit: this one - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73149322

I can never take her political postings serious ever since then!

Duggy747

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Do you think it's okay to eat da poo poo?

Depends what she ate :pac:

Chuck Stone

You'll get loads of right-wing people in here if you're seeking shallowness.

Either that or dole scroungers. Dole should be halved.

Then there's the bond holders/bankers/speculators.. 'tis a shallow grave they should be in.

What about the public service? Shure they'd have the time on their hands for shallowness.

And lefties? Don't talk to me - shure they think money comes from thin air.

smash

kfallon wrote: »

I can never take her political postings serious ever since then!

Can one of the mods please reopen that thread?

Mr Benevolent

Yore ma.

(I'm kickin' it oldschool!)

The King of Moo

What's your favourite humming noise?

smash

Can we have a "Know your camel toe" pic thread?

mongoman

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

In AH you can have a silly thread and a more serious themed thread side by side. For me, that is the beauty of AH, the lack of definition. So don't ruin it OP.

kfallon

Which Historical figure does your mickey/gee remind you of? :P

Mine will be The Dubliners soon if I don't do a bit of trimming ffs :rolleyes:

:pac:

leggo

kfallon wrote: »

Which Historical figure does your mickey/gee remind you of? :P

The Grand Old Duke of York: cus when it's up, it's up. But when it's down, it's down.

foxyboxer

kfallon wrote: »

Which Historical figure does your mickey/gee remind you of? :P

Mine will be The Dubliners soon if I don't do a bit of trimming ffs :rolleyes:

:pac:

Karl Marx - short, shrivelled and always to the left. :pac:

doncarlos

foxyboxer wrote: »

Karl Marx - short, shrivelled and always to the left. :pac:

Definitely the least funny of the Marx brothers

mattjack

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

It's time to fight back. And so, I open this thread to all AHers to come up with the most ridiculous thread title, that might bring some of the light-heartednessness back to AH.

And, for the record, a sideboard is my favourite piece of furniture, Paris Hilton is a woman who I thoroughly dislike yet would still nail, and I still think that a blackcurrant is the least trustworthy fruit.

*mental note/ Must set Hilton up with blackcurrant*

OP , I learned a long time ago not to believe half the lies told in this place.

Latchy

doncarlos wrote: »

Definitely the least funny of the Marx brothers

Moe was the funnier one ...

The King of Moo

What's the most you've been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'm sure that's probably been done before actually.

dxhound2005

The King of Moo wrote: »

What's the most you've been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'm sure that's probably been done before actually.

It has. I think the answer was about three fiddy.

dr.bollocko

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lol

Whahey!

...Hey! some say my name?!

dr.bollocko

Whahey! wrote: »

...Hey! some say my name?!

No.
Nobody did.

Whahey!

dr.bollocko wrote: »

No.
Nobody did.

Oh OK then. Grouch.

stupidusername

silly threads always get moved to the nest :mad: this place does need more fun threads.

Paddy Samurai

Rabbits!.............lots of them............everywhere!.

mattjack

The King of Moo wrote: »

What's the most you've been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'm sure that's probably been done before actually.

Also I accidently a word too.

The King of Moo

What's the best shallow end of a swimming pool you've been in?

token101

The King of Moo wrote: »

What's the best shallow end of a swimming pool you've been in?

The one in Mayfield in Cork City had a nappy, an empty can of Lilt and a Turtles colouring book in it a few years ago.

AskMyChocolate

Chuck Stone wrote: »

You'll get loads of right-wing people in here if you're seeking shallowness.

Either that or dole scroungers. Dole should be halved.

Then there's the bond holders/bankers/speculators.. 'tis a shallow grave they should be in.

What about the public service? Shure they'd have the time on their hands for shallowness.

And lefties? Don't talk to me - shure they think money comes from thin air.

Aye, I knew 'twere only a matter of time before y'brought your anti-worker, pinko-conservative neo-something agenda in here.

Aye.

Aye.

And when there's no more rope to be spun, who are y'going to hang then?

Y'll have no hangmen left.

Aye.

Aye.

Although, I do like your artisan-flavoured cheese.

Aye, 'tis good cheese, but, where do you think the crackers came from???


Aye.

Aye.

LH Pathe

Into which I tentatively dip my toe.

No plunging headfirst, just as well for your pool is lacking depth, tepid and like a guppy soup - touchè.