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Blue balls mystery close to being solved

  • 05-02-2012 12:43am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    I'd bet I'm not the only one very disappointed by the content of this article based on the headline. (See explanation of blueballs below the Guardian article)

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/31/blue-balls-mystery-close-solved
    Blue balls mystery close to being solved
    They have provoked much speculation — some serious, many tongue-in-cheek.

    But scientists believe they are close to solving the mystery of the blue balls that (apparently) rained down on a garden in Dorset.

    Bournemouth resident Steve Hornsby reported how the sky turned dark, then yellow, then blue, transparent, "jelly-like" balls began falling out of the sky during what he thought was a hailstorm.

    He wondered if they had dropped out of a plane. Others thought they may have been eggs from a marine animal, possibly dropped by a bird. Some of the more fanciful suggestions were that they might be the bodily secretions of angels while others began to prepare for an alien invasion.

    A jar of the objects was taken to the school of applied sciences at Bournemouth University, which provided an initial analysis on Tuesday.

    Research assistant Josie Pegg said: "Speculation on the nature of the mystery jelly balls has provided much entertainment, but now that we have possession of a sample we can rule out some of the early guesses. Having examined the balls under a high-powered microscope, we can discount living material."

    So not eggs and, almost certainly not alien life-forms.

    The clue may have been in the fact that the balls were only found in the garden and not on nearby roads or roofs.

    Pegg said: "The balls do look very much like the florists' hydrating jelly, as suggested by some eagle-eyed members of the public.

    "The next step will be to run chemical analysis of a sample of the mystery jelly, to determine its makeup, and at present a sample is desiccating in preparation for this process."

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue%20balls

    For those that don't know what exactly blueballs are


Comments

  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Brianna Delicious Belt


    this is worse than the cum gum thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    It's been solved already.

    Absorbent gel from nappies.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Woah. I was beginning to wonder who would willingly allow themselves to receive blue balls?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 338 ✭✭ajjmk


    I clicked onto this thread thinking it was about a whole other type of "blue balls", if you catch my drift...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Someone on a plane flushed the jacks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    bluewolf wrote: »
    this is worse than the cum gum thread

    :eek:

    It really is always the quiet ones!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    ajjmk wrote: »
    I clicked onto this thread thinking it was about a whole other type of "blue balls", if you catch my drift...

    That's was exactly my point... should have explained that better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    thread dissapoints :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    it's no mystery. Blue is for balls pink is for ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    nice_very wrote: »
    thread dissapoints :(

    I think I said in the OP that it was disappointing for me too.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    A plane with a cargo of snooker accessories ?


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