does my ex have a clone?.... and other questions

amacca

So had a bit of a strange experience today (tldr version at end)

went upstairs in fallon and byrne for some reasonable good food..(pork belly salad...nom nom!)

eating away and happen to glimpse someone who looks familiar in the corner of my eye.............look again....its my ex

god damn it....has she seen me (probably...a lot of wimmins be more cute and observant than I)....wont avoid lest I be accused of being ignorant etc

so got up and walked over to say hello, fully intending to exchange meaningless pleasantries and make a quick exit....its definitely her (strange, thought she was working in England)

I say hello.....somethings wrong ....she is looking at me like she has never seen me before.......I try saying hello x its me etc......then I say do I know you.....she says no...seeming slightly amused/bemused (as does what must be her mother/aunt at the same table) ...cue apologies, brief explantion and quick exit

Its not her at all...just some really beautiful looking randomer who happens to be the spitting image of her..............I am good with faces....apart from being an inch or two taller this girl was exactly the same..............I have never ever experienced anything like this before.............the resemblance was just truly uncanny


still a bit shook strangely......nothing truly unsual has ever happened in my life (its all been explainable and bland).........but this was weird....my mind went through myriad increasingly unlikely explanations such was the resemblance

I knew the ex family well so I know its not an older sister

Was it her and she was just messing with my head (no.....she was slightly different in build and her face was ever so slightly different up close)

Was this girl a secret adopted sibling?

Sperm donation?

make me taller surgery in a less than scrupulous medical practice in a former eastern bloc hellhole and subsequent mindwipe and personality transplant

secret government cloning programme

Alien Doppleganger?


In any event my question AH is ................... is it possible for two completely unrelated people to look so incredibly alike (same hair, fashion sense, nose, mouth, smile, eyes, posture)...it was just weird......and has this happened to any of ye?


(tldr : seen a girl who looks almost exactly like my ex but isn't.......wtf:eek:)

Sky King

You should check out Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind OP.

Duckworth_Luas

Ugly girls all look the same to me too!

Yahew

The real story here is that you went out with a stunner once.

Mercurius

One possibility you haven't considered is that you're so horrid looking the Men in Black went at her with a neuralyzer.

Kevin Duffy

No, it was her and she won the first encounter since the breakup. 1-0 to the ex, top corner screamer with the old "Who are you again?" move. She's good OP, you're gonna have to up yer game for the rematch!

Defiler Of The Coffin

Did you get her number?

My name is URL

If I were a psychologist I'd charge you €1500 to tell you that you may have mild separation and resentment issues.

Thankfully I'm not, so your story probably suggests that you want to sleep with your mother.

amacca

Sky King wrote: »

You should check out Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind OP.

I have (a good while ago)...but I'm fairly sure I wasn't brainwashed into forgetting about her or vice versa


fairly sure................................................



(disclaimer: OP is based solely on real life events and is not intended as a work of fiction........any resemblance to real people or events is entirely intentional.....given that it actually happened about 6 hours ago)

additional: should have given her my number or got hers...........

dr.bollocko

amacca wrote: »

just some really beautiful looking randomer who happens to be the spitting image of her

Sounds like you're eating ice cream from a gallon drum and crying into a bottle of ALDI whiskey as you're writing this.

Ronin247

Glitch in the Matrix. Happens all the time.Men in grey suits and shades heading your way right now.

amacca

My name is URL wrote: »

your story probably suggests that you want to sleep with your mother.

eh.....dont we all :eek:

amacca

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Sounds like you're eating ice cream from a gallon drum and crying into a bottle of ALDI whiskey as you're writing this.

watching england vs scotland which I sky plussed earlier (no scores please if ye have any decency) and typing


besides...I'd be making a whiskey milkshake if if I had those ingredients.....OR I would just have a nice single malt and my tears

BaconZombie

Plan A:
Text you Ex so she can hunter her down a kick her Doppelgänger before she kills her...

Plan B:
**** the new girl and give her all the info to track down your ex...


Plan C:

????????

EarlERizer

Wonder if she's a boardie too......her thread appearing soon prehaps.

Crann na Beatha

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amacca

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

She's good OP

Oh she was...trust me on that...she played me like a violin...sorta like the way vanessa mae plays a violin

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

you're gonna have to up yer game for the rematch!

It wasn't her but I am considering how entertaining the looks on my friends and the exes faces would be if they met me with this girl ......the resemblance was so uncanny...............................

amacca

EarlERizer wrote: »

Wonder if she's a boardie too......her thread appearing soon prehaps.

yeah.....was in Fallon and Byrne today......this weirdo came over to my table and made some sort of bizarre failed attempt to ask me out

what a tool.......will I ever meet my sweet prince etc?

44leto

Everyone has a clone, I use mine for spare parts.

Victor

OP, sorry for this, but how drunk were you for this episode?

justme7136

amacca wrote: »

So had a bit of a strange experience today (tldr version at end)

went upstairs in fallon and byrne for some reasonable good food..(pork belly salad...nom nom!)

eating away and happen to glimpse someone who looks familiar in the corner of my eye.............look again....its my ex

god damn it....has she seen me (probably...a lot of wimmins be more cute and observant than I)....wont avoid lest I be accused of being ignorant etc

so got up and walked over to say hello, fully intending to exchange meaningless pleasantries and make a quick exit....its definitely her (strange, thought she was working in England)

I say hello.....somethings wrong ....she is looking at me like she has never seen me before.......I try saying hello x its me etc......then I say do I know you.....she says no...seeming slightly amused/bemused (as does what must be her mother/aunt at the same table) ...cue apologies, brief explantion and quick exit

Its not her at all...just some really beautiful looking randomer who happens to be the spitting image of her..............I am good with faces....apart from being an inch or two taller this girl was exactly the same..............I have never ever experienced anything like this before.............the resemblance was just truly uncanny


still a bit shook strangely......nothing truly unsual has ever happened in my life (its all been explainable and bland).........but this was weird....my mind went through myriad increasingly unlikely explanations such was the resemblance

I knew the ex family well so I know its not an older sister

Was it her and she was just messing with my head (no.....she was slightly different in build and her face was ever so slightly different up close)

Was this girl a secret adopted sibling?

Sperm donation?

make me taller surgery in a less than scrupulous medical practice in a former eastern bloc hellhole and subsequent mindwipe and personality transplant

secret government cloning programme

Alien Doppleganger?


In any event my question AH is ................... is it possible for two completely unrelated people to look so incredibly alike (same hair, fashion sense, nose, mouth, smile, eyes, posture)...it was just weird......and has this happened to any of ye?


(tldr : seen a girl who looks almost exactly like my ex but isn't.......wtf:eek:)

yes its possible she has a clone, but more likely it wasnt her and your just seeing what you want to see, move on

amacca

Victor wrote: »

OP, sorry for this, but how drunk were you for this episode?

Not a drop..honest

No mind or mood altering substances either...as god/or whomever you deem suitable is my witness.

late lunch/broad daylight, tap water - not even some caffeine.....I'm not a big drinker in any event (apart from the very occasional mad one)

Kevin Duffy

justme7136 wrote: »

yes its possible she has a clone, but more likely it wasnt her and your just seeing what you want to see, move on

Gee Joe, you haven't been the same since your kid went crazy in Vietnam.

amacca

justme7136 wrote: »

yes its possible she has a clone, but more likely it wasnt her and your just seeing what you want to see, move on

I genuinely have...its been many years since we went out.....she got married three or four years ago (wasn't a bit upset - we were very different in terms of what we wanted from life etc etc went to wedding and had a great time....I wished her well and meant it).....haven't even thought about her for years.

I can see how you might think that however!

justme7136

amacca wrote: »

I genuinely have...its been many years since we went out.....she got married three or four years ago (wasn't a bit upset - we were very different in terms of what we wanted from life etc etc went to wedding and had a great time....I wished her well and meant it).....haven't even thought about her for years.

I can see how you might think that however!

im expecting this to happen me soon, i wont be going the wedding though, ****ing bitch :pac:

amacca

justme7136 wrote: »

im expecting this to happen me soon, i wont be going the wedding though, ****ing bitch :pac:

it was an unusual set up tbh.....she was part of a group of college friends....we never really fell out..........I had no problem with it, neither did she.

cant imagine many exes go to a formers wedding................and whats more enjoy themselves:D

justme7136

amacca wrote: »

it was an unusual set up tbh.....she was part of a group of college friends....we never really fell out..........I had no problem with it, neither did she.

cant imagine many exes go to a formers wedding................and whats more enjoy themselves:D

yes +1 for you going to the exes wedding and enjoying yourself, you must have pulled at her wedding, if so +10 for you

BaconZombie

Plan A:
Text you Ex so she can hunter her down a kick her Doppelgänger before she kills her...

Plan B:
**** the new girl and give her all the info to track down your ex...


Plan C:

????????

amacca

BaconZombie wrote: »

Plan A:
Text you Ex so she can hunter her down a kick her Doppelgänger before she kills her...

Plan B:
**** the new girl and give her all the info to track down your ex...


Plan C:

????????

um....Plan C ... (confusion reigns supreme) sounds like my style tbh

Lady von Purple

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Gee Joe, you haven't been the same since your kid went crazy in Vietnam.

It's a pain that never ends. :cool: On-topic, OP is suffering from a broken heart and a tragic case of short-sightedness. Tough combo OP.

dxhound2005

amacca wrote: »

yeah.....was in Fallon and Byrne today......this weirdo came over to my table and made some sort of bizarre failed attempt to ask me out

what a tool.......will I ever meet my sweet prince etc?

I've only just spotted this. Apologies if loads of people have done so already.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056539890

Capt'n Midnight

I ashamed of AH








no ones mentioned threesome yet

LH Pathe

My ex has a whole bunch of clones. She's oriental

amacca

Lady von Purple wrote: »

It's a pain that never ends. :cool: On-topic, OP is suffering from a broken heart and a tragic case of short-sightedness. Tough combo OP.

20 - 20 vision......lightning sharp reflexes (I could've been a contender)

heart has regained its structural integrity long ago.....

Cicero

You been watching Bill and Ted again OP?:p

--LOS--

I actually dont think it's that unusual, there's a lot of people in the world, some are bound to look very alike

amacca

--LOS-- wrote: »

I actually dont think it's that unusual, there's a lot of people in the world, some are bound to look very alike

yeah..but this was even more than just very alike......it was just plain weird.......(very.... as in 99% alike visually.........just the tiniest of differences - appeared to be a bit taller....slightly straighter lips.....voice was a bit different though come to think of it)

the girl even had the same sort of fashion sense......it was a surreal wtf moment (the likes of which I have never experienced before)

I would've said twin although I suspect they are slightly different ages.

dxhound2005

Doppelganger?

http://joshuamatics.wordpress.com/2010/09/02/doppelganger/

pickarooney

amacca wrote: »

watching england vs scotland which I sky plussed earlier (no scores please if ye have any decency) and typing

I hope you can find the memory-erasers again after that shambles of an encounter.

amacca

pickarooney wrote: »

I hope you can find the memory-erasers again after that shambles of an encounter.

Yeah.....I was glad I decided to not stay in and record it............the most satisfying thing about that match was fast forwarding through most of it.