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Ladyshop

  • 04-02-2012 12:49pm
    #1
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭


    The missus is on to me to bring her shopping today.I hate going into ladyshops.What would you do?


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  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    stand outside obviously.


  • #3
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beN7FftWNCM


  • #4
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    find some were to sit play angry birds or something :D
    when she asks you something just say mmm yynnneeeoooo


  • #5
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    There might be a bit of manflu going around in your area, best not to take any chances.


  • #6
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Try on some lingerie with her


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    just throw her a grand, and meet her for lunch later.

    :)


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Get a new missus.


  • #9
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Tell her women in this day and age should be more independent and she shouldn't need to be brought shopping. That'll tell her. Bitches love telling


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    The missus is on to me to bring her shopping today.I hate going into ladyshops.What would you do?

    or you could just go with her :) give a little, get a little, get it? :)

    You might even enjoy it.


  • #11
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    When she goes to go into any shops just say "Meh, that brand always makes you look fat".

    She'll soon ditch you.


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Tell her women in this day and age should be more independent and she shouldn't need to be brought shopping. That'll tell her. Bitches love telling

    When women say bring me shopping they actually mean ''bring your wallet'' nothing to do with not been independent.


  • #13
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    The missus is on to me to bring her shopping today.I hate going into ladyshops.What would you do?
    Always keep dulcolax in the house. As soon as she comes up with these crazy ideas of hers give yourself a dose of the sh1ts.


  • #14
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    hondasam wrote: »
    When women say bring me shopping they actually mean ''bring your wallet'' nothing to do with not been independent.

    Why would they want him to bring his wallet if they're so independent!


  • #15
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    hondasam wrote: »
    When women say bring me shopping they actually mean ''bring your wallet'' nothing to do with not been independent.

    Hmmm,well that's much more admirable


  • #16
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    hondasam wrote: »
    When women say bring me shopping they actually mean ''bring your wallet'' nothing to do with not been independent.

    True. Next time buy some counterfeit notes and give them to her. A couple of shops in security will notice, hold her until the gardai arrive who will ask you to come down to the station. When they ask tell them you didn't give her any money.

    8 months later, when she gets out, she'll never ask you for money again.


  • #17
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Agricola wrote: »
    Why would they want him to bring his wallet if they're so independent!

    No idea but in my case it's usually because I want him to pay for what ever I'm buying.


  • #18
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's stupid to hate it, you get a say in her sexy sexy clothes :p


  • #19
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    I'd flat out refuse. I reckon I'd hate it and however big the row about me not going would be, the row we'd have if I did go would probably be worse. But then, I've been single for a long time...


  • #20
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    I honestly don't understand women who take their men shopping with them.
    When we were younger and didn't have kids to be minded at home my husband would head to town with me on a Saturday. We'd meet our friends in our local hang-out pub. He'd have a pint or two and watch the football (before I was football mad) and I'd head off for an hour or two shopping...

    I honestly feel bad for those poor sods I see standing around outside waiting rooms in ladies shops...:(:D


  • #21
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    The missus is on to me to bring her shopping today.I hate going into ladyshops.What would you do?

    I'd tell her the 6 Nations is on and to back.the.fuck.away.


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  • #22
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    hondasam wrote: »
    When women say bring me shopping they actually mean ''bring your wallet'' nothing to do with not been independent.

    Thats what 'women' mean?

    Speak for yourself.


  • #23
    Peetrik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Insist that she hold your hand the entire time your in there so that people don't think your a pervert. If its a chore for you then it should be a chore for her too.


  • #24
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I read somewhere that a man shopping with a women experieces the same stress as a fighter pilot going into battle.

    I think that is complete toss, its fkucing a lot worse.
    http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=a%20man%20shopping%20stress%20pilot&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CDIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.upliftprogram.com%2Farticle_tofends.html&ei=D0QtT7icLcOZhQe8u7WCCw&usg=AFQjCNEjvCnXsnD2UkUZoNW3mUdvCiYsTg&cad=rja
    "A man entering a busy shop with a high noise level experiences a rise in his blood pressure (a sure test of stress) equivalent to that experienced by a fighter pilot going into combat."


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Giselle wrote: »
    Thats what 'women' mean?

    Speak for yourself.

    I don't think I'm alone in that thinking.


  • #26
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    hondasam wrote: »
    I don't think I'm alone in that thinking.

    No, but neither do you speak for all women.


  • #27
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Giselle wrote: »
    No, but neither do you speak for all women.

    get over it, it was just a silly comment, hardly any need to get all worked up over it.
    I am speaking for me and me only ok, but honestly I prefer to go shopping alone with his credit card.


  • #28
    hattoncracker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭hattoncracker


    Giselle wrote: »
    hondasam wrote: »
    I don't think I'm alone in that thinking.

    No, but neither do you speak for all women.


    I agree with Giselle.. I pay my own way, I'd never ask my boyfriend to buy me clothes!

    We have a shopping date in Tesco once a month and that does us.


  • #29
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    hattoncracker wrote: »
    I agree with Giselle.. I pay my own way, I'd never ask my boyfriend to buy me clothes!
    .

    So do I but if my husband wants to buy me something I'm not gonna stop him.


  • #30
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    hondasam wrote: »
    get over it, it was just a silly comment, hardly any need to get all worked up over it.
    I am speaking for me and me only ok, but honestly I prefer to go shopping alone with his credit card.


    All you had to do was include the word 'some'.

    Glad you acknowledge its silly though. :)


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  • #31
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Bitchfight going on here? :D I'm surprised at the amount of posters in this thread who I thought were male but are female :eek:


  • #32
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    gurramok wrote: »
    Bitchfight going on here? :D I'm surprised at the amount of posters in this thread who I thought were male but are female :eek:

    Like who?


  • #33
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    gurramok wrote: »
    Bitchfight going on here? :D

    Tub of mud anyone?


  • #34
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Abi wrote: »
    Always keep dulcolax in the house. As soon as she comes up with these crazy ideas of hers give yourself a dose of the sh1ts.

    Even better, give HER a dose of the ****s!


  • #35
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Tell her that her arse looks a bit fat in one of the dresses and you won't be let go again.

    That said, you won't be let come again either.


  • #36
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    You can piss her right off by bringing her to "your" shops when ye are finished with "her" shops.


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  • #37
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Tell her that because you're doing something you hate doing for her, that she has to do something she hates doing for you. Anal, for example.


  • #38
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Like who?

    You, fluffyorganic1 and Hondasam!


  • #39
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    gurramok wrote: »
    You, fluffyorganic1 and Hondasam!

    Even after our pyjamas discussion last night?


  • #40
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Even after our pyjamas discussion last night?

    I copped that one during our discussion :) The other two didn't realise till now.


  • #41
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    I thought this thread was going to be about Ann Sommers.
    Disappointed. . .


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  • #42
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    hondasam wrote: »
    When women say bring me shopping they actually mean ''bring your wallet'' nothing to do with not been independent.
    Giselle wrote: »
    Thats what 'women' mean?

    Speak for yourself.
    hondasam wrote: »
    I don't think I'm alone in that thinking.
    Giselle wrote: »
    No, but neither do you speak for all women.
    hondasam wrote: »
    get over it, it was just a silly comment, hardly any need to get all worked up over it.
    I am speaking for me and me only ok, but honestly I prefer to go shopping alone with his credit card.
    hattoncracker wrote: »
    I agree with Giselle.. I pay my own way, I'd never ask my boyfriend to buy me clothes!

    We have a shopping date in Tesco once a month and that does us.
    hondasam wrote: »
    So do I but if my husband wants to buy me something I'm not gonna stop him.
    Giselle wrote: »
    All you had to do was include the word 'some'.

    Glad you acknowledge its silly though. :)

    This is EXACTLY why I don't accompany my woman shopping or enter 'The Ladies Lounge'


  • #43
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    This is EXACTLY why I don't accompany my woman shopping or enter 'The Ladies Lounge'

    Your use of the phrase 'your woman' explains so much.


  • #44
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Giselle wrote: »
    Your use of the phrase 'your woman' explains so much.

    My woman, my man, my wife, my husband, my boyfriend, my girlfriend - what difference does it make and why make an issue about it?


  • #45
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Giselle wrote: »
    Your use of the phrase 'your woman' explains so much.

    It's a common thing to say. I don't see it as offensive unless you're looking for an insult. I don't see anything wrong with a girl saying my fella/man or whatever either.


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