I like Chuggers

Kevin Duffy

I never did before, but I'm allowed to change my mind and I have.

I was walking through town (yes, that one) when I saw a Chugger and thought, "She's cute". I carried on and thought no more of it. A few minutes later, I had to come back the same way (stalking is such an ugly word). She made her approach and said "Hi, can I keep you.....".

I'd been looking away from her, with my hood up. When she spoke to me, I pulled my hood down, made eye contact and smiled. She finished off her line with "....forever? And ever?"

Naturally, I now realise Chuggers are very discerning people with great taste. And the female ones are horny.

In before;

It was just a tactic Kev
Was it a mental health/intellectual disability/blind charity Kev?
She was bored 'cos nobody else would stop Kev.
Or anything else the haters might come up with to express their jealousy by trying to take this away from me.

She just got a wide-on for me, no matter what you people say.

biko

Chuggers cuter in Cork eh?

Seomra Mushie

Heh, wide-on. :cool:

HazDanz

What's a chugger?

EDIT: Never mind only noticed the other thread there.

Mr.Biscuits

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

She just got a wide-on for me, no matter what you people say.

Technically, the vagina contracts during arousal ..

So if this 'chugger' did indeed desire you sexually, what she had was not in fact a "wide-on" but more a .. "tight-on".

Seachmall

How much did you give her?

And

Did ya throw a finger her way behind Mickey D's?

Kevin Duffy

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Technically, the vagina contracts during arousal ..

So if this 'chugger' did indeed desire you sexually, what she had was not in fact a "wide-on" but more a .. "tight-on".

Thanks, I have to pass her again tomorrow. I'm pretty sure this will now be my opening line.

policarp

Did you give her you bank details and mobile no.?

Kevin Duffy

policarp wrote: »

Did you give her you bank details and mobile no.?

Everything except the bank details. Or the mobile number.

yeppydeppy

Is this the redhead over in Ballincollig? I was thinking of giving her a few euros myself or one!

summerskin

Just be sure to give her a regular monthly donation......

Kevin Duffy

biko wrote: »

Chuggers cuter in Cork eh?

yeppydeppy wrote: »

Is this the redhead over in Ballincollig? I was thinking of giving her a few euros myself or one!

Is town=Cork a new meme or summat?

Anyway, this was Dublin, so the redhead in Ballincollig is all yours man, go for it!

Chuck Stone

Chuck:"Look, you love this woman don't you?"

Kevin:"Yes..."

Chuck:"You wanna hold her?!"

Kevin:"Yes!"

Chuck:"Please her?!"

Kevin:"Yes!!!"

Chuck:"Then you got to got to try a little tenderness! The chicks love that romantic crap!"

Kevin Duffy

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Technically, the vagina contracts during arousal ..

So if this 'chugger' did indeed desire you sexually, what she had was not in fact a "wide-on" but more a .. "tight-on".

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Thanks, I have to pass her again tomorrow. I'm pretty sure this will now be my opening line.

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Chuck:"Look, you love this woman don't you?"

Kevin:"Yes..."

Chuck:"You wanna hold her?!"

Kevin:"Yes!"

Chuck:"Please her?!"

Kevin:"Yes!!!"

Chuck:"Then you got to got to try a little tenderness! The chicks love that romantic crap!"

Not sure I can deliver my planned opening as tenderly as you suggest Chuck, but I'll give it a good go.

AngryBollix

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Technically, the vagina contracts during arousal ..

So if this 'chugger' did indeed desire you sexually, what she had was not in fact a "wide-on" but more a .. "tight-on".

Isnt that called the menopause

Capt'n Midnight

pics etc.

token101

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

pics etc.

'Yeah no panic, you can have my bank details as long as you pose provocatively for a photo I intend to post on an anonymous internet forum called 'After Hours'.'

Can't see her refusing that one.

theteal

biko wrote: »

Chuggers cuter in Cork eh?

canadian cork, eh?

Capt'n Midnight

token101 wrote: »

'Yeah no panic, you can have my bank details as long as you pose provocatively for a photo I intend to post on an anonymous internet forum called 'After Hours'.'

Can't see her refusing that one.

It's a public place.

and she'll never suspect that you don't live at 123 Fake St.

af_thefragile

Don't you realise they do pick the "cutest" and most well spoken/outgoing people to become chuggers as a person on the street would be more likely to stop and talk to some cute chick no matter how boring the issue is rather than stop for some fat ugly bloke...

And while you think "oh snap, i'm having this really stimulating conversation with this extremely cute chick", all the time she's just thinking of ways of wind you up so that she can get you to fill out her form/buy her ****e and she gets her commission.

Kevin Duffy

af_thefragile wrote: »

Don't you realise they do pick the "cutest" and most well spoken/outgoing people to become chuggers as a person on the street would be more likely to stop and talk to some cute chick no matter how boring the issue is rather than stop for some fat ugly bloke...

And while you think "oh snap, i'm having this really stimulating conversation with this extremely cute chick", all the time she's just thinking of ways of wind you up so that she can get you to fill out her form/buy her ****e and she gets her commission.

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

In before;

It was just a tactic Kev
Was it a mental health/intellectual disability/blind charity Kev?
She was bored 'cos nobody else would stop Kev.
Or anything else the haters might come up with to express their jealousy by trying to take this away from me.

She just got a wide-on for me, no matter what you people say.

af_thefragile

^Whatever makes you sleep well at night Duffy...

efb

Get the ride then cancel the Direct Debit. And if she still doesn't get it play Roxanne while you're doing the deed!

Kevin Duffy

af_thefragile wrote: »

^Whatever makes you sleep well at night Duffy...

With luck, it will result in less sleep :cool:

token101

Fair play to you. I like to think I'm reckless enough that I'd hand over the keys to my bank account for the ride off a hot girl, but in reality cautious Token would be nagging me at the back of my mind and I'd end up worrying myself soft.

Kevin Duffy

token101 wrote: »

Fair play to you. I like to think I'm reckless enough that I'd hand over the keys to my bank account for the ride off a hot girl, but in reality cautious Token would be nagging me at the back of my mind and I'd end up worrying myself soft.

It's better to regret something you did that something you didn't do. If in doubt, always chance your arm.

Seomra Mushie

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Technically, the vagina contracts during arousal ..

So if this 'chugger' did indeed desire you sexually, what she had was not in fact a "wide-on" but more a .. "tight-on".

Er, well, orgasm causes contractions, but no, during intercourse the vag (:pac:) wall becomes stretchy. Otherwise it would be painful to have sex for a woman. Like in the condition vaginismus.

/anatomy lesson

Kevin Duffy

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

Er, well, orgasm causes contractions, but no, during intercourse the vag (:pac:) wall becomes stretchy. Otherwise it would be painful to have sex for a woman. Like in the condition vaginismus.

/anatomy lesson

More good info for my next encounter, thanks. With all this female anatomical knowledge to discuss with her, what could possibly go wrong??

lividduck

I hate them.
if there guys I tell them i rode their mother, if their women i ask do they care enough for the charity to earn for it on their back

Seomra Mushie

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

More good info for my next encounter, thanks. With all this female anatomical knowledge to discuss with her, what could possibly go wrong??

She is going to be so hot for you.

Jesus Wept

I was certain your name was Keith Duffy.

TeddyTedson

When in the name of all that is holy is a Chugger? I hope that's not a new name for women of the night or lord have mercy on yee. Lord bless us and save us.

giftgrub

Wide on....:D

Haven't heard that since my VIZ reading days in the 90's

Any of the chuggers i see dont strike me as gamey though...

Maybe its because i'm dogs-arse ugly...

Snowie

The-Rigger wrote: »

I was certain your name was Keith Duffy.

another dyslexic, hate when that happened

its like in secondary school biology

organisims and orgasims are horrible close

13 biology first year :pac: