Best Dates

Princess Peach

To counteract the disaster dates thread, lets share some good stories!

I think my best date was one that turned out better than expected. The plan was really just to meet for a friendly dinner cause neither of us had been on a date in a few months and we were good friends. I met him at about 4 on a Sunday afternoon and said goodbye at about 8 on the Monday night. Just got on so well and had loads to talk about and had the most fun. I was a bit apprehensive and had absolutely no expectations, but it turned out great.

And as this is After Hours I'll answer before ye ask. No he didn't get the ride, just the shift.

John Doe1

Cue 10 pages of men getting the ride on their first date.....

LH Pathe

Fücksake. Girls n their flirtation date nation fixations...

FearDark

John Doe1 wrote: »

Cue 10 pages of men getting the ride on their first date.....

Two rides actually :cool:

Sindri

My first date was in Greece. They are delicious and it was an extremely enjoyable experience.

Jesus Wept

July the 19th.

TeddyTedson

John Doe1 wrote: »

Cue 10 pages of men getting the ride on their first date.....

I never put out on the first date. I like to wait ages and drive them mad.

micropig

Zip wiring/ canoeing or some other adventure sport following by an assault course/paint-balling - lots to talk about over dinner

Babybuff

*thinks..thinks...

nope getting nothing there..

(going looking for the disaster date thread though, plenty of those)

micropig

Sindri wrote: »

My first date was in Greece. They are delicious and it was an extremely enjoyable experience.

what where you dating battered cod?:D

Sindri

micropig wrote: »

what where you dating battered cod?:D

Phoenix dactylifera


This.

micropig

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:D:D:D:D:D

If I could thank you twice for that link I would

the groutch

Sindri wrote: »

This.

Mmmmmm, cocktail sausages!

ReacherCreature

Best one was recently. Met up, went for a walk about, had something to eat and hit it off remarkably well. We're seeing each other now. Happy days.

kfallon

That night we went to the cinema, she brought the baby oil and her finger :pac:

kfallon

Princess Peach wrote: »

To counteract the disaster dates thread, lets share some good stories!

I think my best date was one that turned out better than expected. The plan was really just to meet for a friendly dinner cause neither of us had been on a date in a few months and we were good friends. I met him at about 4 on a Sunday afternoon and said goodbye at about 8 on the Monday night. Just got on so well and had loads to talk about and had the most fun. I was a bit apprehensive and had absolutely no expectations, but it turned out great.

And as this is After Hours I'll answer before ye ask. No he didn't get the ride, just the shift.

Frigid :pac:

Just kiddin', couldn't resist :P

pickarooney

Please someone start making some **** up before we all fall asleep.

Nervous Wreck

I had a really good first date that started out badly. He was really late and I was getting fairly pissed off waiting. Then, a waiter came over and left a box on the table; a gift from my date. A letter in the box read "Put this on" and just then, coloured gas started coming out of the vents and all the other diners started passing out in mildly hilarious ways. I scrambled to get the gas mask from the box and put it on. My date was such a Joker, he'd managed to get the entire restaurant to pass out so that we could be alone. I mean, how romantic is that!? He made a massive entrance, soundtracked by a Prince song-it was like something from My Super Sweet Sixteen! I like guys who play hard to get and he did this perfectly by insulting my art and vaguely threatening violence. It was all so romantic!!! Then I got kidnapped by Batman and my whole night was pretty much ruined.

pickarooney wrote: »

Please someone start making some **** up before we all fall asleep.

John Doe1

pickarooney wrote: »

Please someone start making some **** up before we all fall asleep.

Well i was paragliding over the some south american mountains when i dropped down on a small amazonian tribe, there i saw the most beautiful girl in the world. I took her for a walk around and even though we didnt speak the same language, we could understand each other.

Oh and i got the ride on the first date

TeddyTedson

kfallon wrote: »

That night we went to the cinema, she brought the baby oil and her finger :pac:

You're consistant about the aul "sneak finger" :pac:

Mr Benevolent

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You're consistant about the aul "sneak finger" :pac:

Apparently he upgraded to 'sneaky fist' later on.

RichieC

Went to a really nice Cuban place and was sat beside callum blue who we both really liked in dead like me. Food was amazing. Got the roid ect...

I dont go on many dates

Capt'n Midnight

John Doe1 wrote: »

Cue 10 pages of men pretending they were getting the ride on their first date.....

fyp

Capt'n Midnight

The-Rigger wrote: »

July the 19th.

http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/ECE611464/danish-arctic-research-dates-ice-age/

The result of a Danish ice drilling project has become the international standard for the termination of the last glacial period. It ended precisely 11,711 years ago.

mattjack

kfallon wrote: »

That night we went to the cinema, she brought the baby oil and her finger :pac:

Imagine making oil out of a baby.

Susie_Q

On my best date, we met for a late drink in town on a Saturday night after meeting briefly at a party the weekend before. We parted ways on the Monday morning on his way to work. Yes, I got the ride, and we're still together four years later

cruiser178

Susie_Q wrote: »

On my best date, we met for a late drink in town on a Saturday night after meeting briefly at a party the weekend before. We parted ways on the Monday morning on his way to work. Yes, I got the ride, and we're still together four years later

Ladys take note, you too can meet you prince just like Susie did, all you have to do is ride on first date. simples

Alter-Ego

There's nothing hilarious about things going well. No lulz here.

Defiler Of The Coffin

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.

Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered 'Baaa' and rejoined the flock.

Niles

11/11/11. :pac:

ottostreet

I went on a date once that went so well, that we actually rode BEFORE we met.

flanders1979

dating is soooo american.
We are Irish, we get pissed and we ride like alleycats.

Niles

flanders1979 wrote: »

dating is soooo american.

We go a courtin'.

Capt'n Midnight

Synod of Bishops 1111

Mr Benevolent

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered 'Baaa' and rejoined the flock.

Country people, eh?

starlit

Never had a best date as they all turned sour eventually

gamgsam

flanders1979 wrote: »

dating is soooo american.
We are Irish, we get pissed and we ride like alleycats.

mccarte2

July 19th - the day the Ice Age ended

link_2007

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.

Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered 'Baaa' and rejoined the flock.

http://imgbit.com/images/be1c7a49891303877716.jpg

theg81der

Niles wrote: »

11/11/11. :pac:

Me too thats the date I got pregnant!

Capt'n Midnight

mccarte2 wrote: »

July 19th - the day the Ice Age ended

The-Rigger wrote: »

July the 19th.

http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/ECE611464/danish-arctic-research-dates-ice-age/

The result of a Danish ice drilling project has become the international standard for the termination of the last glacial period. It ended precisely 11,711 years ago.

Defiler Of The Coffin

theg81der wrote: »

Me too thats the date I got pregnant!

Pity it wasn't on the 6/6/06, you would have a lovely little demon child now!

44leto

There was this one time when we manage to out run the chaperon, she showed me her ankles.

af_thefragile

gamgsam wrote: »

Like this

lividduck

well there was that one night in jail for not paying my tv licience, he was so big, so manly, actually they all were!:D:D:D