Teleshopping on UTV at 12.05....wtf?????

Cicero

For the next 2 and a half hours on UTV ...there's teleshopping...(smooth legs with nono patented technology for those who are interested)

...what next...a test screen or a simple "Closedown" ....while it might have been known for a long time, it's now official...TV has just had it's wake....

...right...nuther Guinness please....

El Weirdo

UTV is utter **** anyway.

MrStuffins

BRING BACK QUIZMANIA!!!

Shield

Cue compelling before and after story.

"Before" pictures in grey, "After" pictures in sharp bright colour.

Oh, and make sure you put in the magic words:

"It can change your life"

The King of Moo

You should be watching Starship Troopers on BBC One!

Would you like to know more?

MrStuffins

Shield wrote: »

Cue compelling before and after story.

"Before" pictures in grey, "After" pictures in sharp bright colour.

Oh, and make sure you put in the magic words:

"It can change your life"

Before I bought Slice n' Dice i was only able to Slice, but now I can Slice AND Dice for the same price!

Nice!

Shield

Has it changed your life?

MrStuffins wrote: »

Before I bought Slice n' Dice i was only able to Slice, but now I can Slice AND Dice for the same price!

Nice!

MrStuffins

Shield wrote: »

Has it changed your life?

Well, my old knife, which was bought by my wife while on holiday in Fyfe, caused me a lot of strife.

So I guess it HAS changed my life!

weemcd

Absolutely horrific channel, easily the least watched channel on my set, it's either absolute shíte programming about country life in ulster, sub standard local news, or repackaged ITV reality dross, less than nothing worth watching on it. Films all over the tv schedule and they have home-shopping, shows the level they are at

Cicero

MrStuffins wrote: »

Before I bought Slice n' Dice i was only able to Slice, but now I can Slice AND Dice for the same price!

Nice!

I hope you got the free set of steak knives...:)....don't say they didn't send the complimentary "no purchase necessary" set of steak knives..??? . Bast!ds...:mad:

Shield

Well if it hasn't, just return it within 30 days for a full refund of the *cough* purchase *cough* price!

Liam Byrne

It beats z-factor / I'm a nobody get me on TV / take me on / jeremy bile anyway!

Maybe they're just improving their offerings ?

The King of Moo

weemcd wrote: »

Absolutely horrific channel, easily the least watched channel on my set, it's either absolute shíte programming about country life in ulster, sub standard local news, or repackaged ITV reality dross, less than nothing worth watching on it. Films all over the tv schedule and they have home-shopping, shows the level they are at

I hate the way they show classic 70s and 80s films, but always at 2.30am, and always with the little man signing in the corner (no offence to deaf people, but it's quite distracting!)

Cicero

The King of Moo wrote: »

You should be watching Starship Troopers on BBC One!

Would you like to know more?

Oh yes please....I have a PYE TV...is that a good make? Can that receive Star ship droppers?

MrStuffins

Cicero wrote: »

I hope you got the free set of steak knives...:)....don't say they didn't send the complimentary "no purchase necessary" set of steak knives..??? . Bast!ds...:mad:

Nope, but I have a shed full of Parker Pens because I spend most of the day enquiring to Michael Parkinson about his over 70s life assurance plan!

MrStuffins

Liam Byrne wrote: »

It beats z-factor / I'm a nobody get me on TV / take me on / jeremy bile anyway!

I really don't think there are any tv shows named any of those things!

The King of Moo

Cicero wrote: »

Oh yes please....I have a PYE TV...is that a good make? Can that receive Star ship droppers?

It can receive them as long as it has a compatible dropper receptacle that was installed before 1986.

Cicero

MrStuffins wrote: »

Nope, but I have a shed full of Parker Pens because I spend most of the day enquiring to Michael Parkinson about his over 70s life assurance plan!

Do they write upside down?...oh no,,wait...they don't...that's Papermate....sorry...you're pretty much feiced if you want to write a postcard while upsidedown in an aeroplane...:(

MrStuffins

Cicero wrote: »

Do they write upside down?...oh no,,wait...they don't...that's Papermate....sorry...you're pretty much feiced if you want to write a postcard while upsidedown in an aeroplane...:(

Yeah but I bought a pair of Gravity Boots off UTV Teleshopping last weekend. So whenever the aeroplane is upside down, I can still be right way up.....................or inside out. I can't remember which is which!

johnny_cash

Just look at bloody sunday instead

Underdraft

The King of Moo wrote: »

You should be watching Starship Troopers on BBC One!

Would you like to know more?

Watching guarantees citizenship.

Shield

"...but wait, that's not all, if you order now, we'll throw in one of those things that we couldn't sell in last year's failed business venture absolutely free!"

44leto

Since I got Sky I no longer watch any ITV station, \i am not even sure if I have any, the station have really gone down hill, I blame Ant and Dec.

Cicero

Shield wrote: »

"...but wait, that's not all, if you order now, we'll throw in one of those things that we couldn't sell in last year's failed business venture absolutely free!"

It started at 99.99 but look...it's now down to 29.99...but there's only 3 left....ring now to avoid disappointment...our "smooth" operators are standing by....where is Sade these days...???

MrStuffins

Cicero wrote: »

It started at 99.99 but look...it's now down to 29.99...but there's only 3 left....ring now to avoid disappointment...our "smooth" operators are standing by....where is Sade these days...???

But wait, if you call now we won't send you 1, not 2, not 3 but 17 of this fabulous product, that you wouldn't have use for 1 of, as a special gift.

Cicero

MrStuffins wrote: »

But wait, if you call now we won't you 1, not 2, not 3 but 17 of this fabulous product as a special gift.

*offer only available in the UK and Channel islands...variations of product on offer apply....we reserve the right to withdraw this offer at any time ....like...about now...*....ha ha sucker...:p

MrStuffins

Cicero wrote: »

*offer only available in the UK and Channel islands...variations of product on offer apply....we reserve the right to withdraw this offer at any time ....like...about now...*....ha ha sucker...:p

One of my favourites is that vibrator/razor they sell late at night.

"Now, we don't recommend you shave under water but......"

"Look, it fits into a glass of water and vibrates furiously!"

Cicero

MrStuffins wrote: »

One of my favourites is that vibrator/razor they sell late at night.

"Now, we don't recommend you shave under water but......"

"Look, it fits into a glass of water and vibrates furiously!"

I missed that one...it's always the good ones I miss....:(...
any idea is it available on repeats somewhere...?? YouTube?....

MrStuffins

Cicero wrote: »

I missed that one...it's always the good ones I miss....:(...
any idea is it available on repeats somewhere...?? YouTube?....

May I introduce to you, the awesomeness that is..............

MICRO-FORCE!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzbFfwDh-18

Jordan 199

"This product is not available in any stores!"

Cicero

MrStuffins wrote: »

May I introduce to you, the awesomeness that is..............

MICRO-FORCE!!!!!!!!!!

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Nah...how can you argue with a guy who thought the blade was so good, he bought the company....

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=remmington%20microscreen%20video&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CC4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHVr-VFpODTw&ei=Qk8jT--bAYSGhQeOn6TOCA&usg=AFQjCNEiky_HknohxCZZ1WI76iq5AZ4IQw

Fromthetrees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6OqFkU_d64

Gotta love Chef Tony to keep you company when you can't sleep...

Ohh Chef Tony...