Ever been kicked in the balls?

newballsplease

Worse then giving birth?!

WoollyRedHat

*Looks at username, understands.*

Dravokivich

Yeap, don't want to talk about it.

Professey Chin

Basq

newballsplease wrote: »

Worse then giving birth?!

Pfft.. only a woman can answer that..




.. so any mother's been kicked in the balls recently?

GLaDOS

Having been both kicked in the balls and given birth, I can assure you that getting kicked in the balls is worse.

smash

As the saying goes...

Do you know a guy whos asked to be kicked in the balls twice? No? Do you know a woman with more than 1 child? Yes. Proven being kicked in the balls is worse than pregnancy.

flanders1979

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

mikom

newballsplease wrote: »

Ever been kicked in the balls?
Worse then giving birth?!

Please post in the Transgender forum for confirmation on this.

Bad Panda

I accidentally (obviously) punched myself in the balls the other day:

I was making the bed and grabbed the duvet, my grip slipped as I went to pull it towards me and..whack!

So I stood there for a second and then noticed 'that pain' coming on..then I fell onto the bed as it was getting worse...and worse...and then you think it can't get any worse, but it does and then gets even worse than that!

I didn't bother making bed properly after that.

biko

newballsplease wrote: »

Worse then giving birth?!

Not worse than I'm sure, but I have been kneed in the balls and it's pretty ****ing sore alright.

The Snipe

OUch my balls.. and stomache!

danniemcq

i got kicked in the balls so bad it tore my stomach muscle.

The kick was so bad it lifted me off the ground.

i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies

Zzippy

Bad Panda wrote: »

I accidentally (obviously) punched myself in the balls the other day:

I was making the bed and grabbed the duvet, my grip slipped as I went to pull it towards me and..whack!

So I stood there for a second and then noticed 'that pain' coming on..then I fell onto the bed as it was getting worse...and worse...and then you think it can't get any worse, but it does and then gets even worse than that!

I didn't bother making bed properly after that.

You've had a very traumatic experience and are clearly suffering post-traumatic stress. I would suggest the activity that caused this stress i.e. making the bed, should in future be handled by someone else, as it might cause a relapse.
In fact, any activity i.e. housework that might bring on an episode should be avoided.
Anyone who says you are being lazy doesn't understand your pain, and should be told that mental health is just as important as physical health, and to try to be more supportive...

DrumSteve

Accidentally sat on my own balls once. Not keen to experience that again.

TeddyTedson

Football in the balls is bad enough.
Giving birth is a lot worse though I imagine. Maybe some day we can squash this old debate if a man gives birth.

IM0

yep, hurt like fook, as a pre-pubescent teen though

sbsquarepants

I've been properly kicked in the balls 3 times, each time worse than the previous (it may be a cumulative thing, even though they were years apart!)
Last time actually caused me to throw up a little bit - it is the most horrible type of pain imaginable!!:mad::mad::mad:

davet82

Any man that kicks another guy in the balls, should have his penis removed

dipper.meath16

Playing Minor hurling, got a hurley broke accross me bollox, accidental, howver, que lots of pain, inability to walk, puking, unable to piss for a day that wasnt blood, a week of unbelievable pain wile pissing, 3 weeks of a black and blue swollen bollox! would not wish it on anyone, was quite possibly the sorest pain i have ever felt, even thinking about it!!

biko

Women usually have epidural and other meds for birth so it takes the edge off, men don't get this luxury when in a fight (although I'm sure mind and body numbing alcohol is a factor in many cases).

stovelid

Have been kicked in the balls and forced to observe childbirth twice.

The kick was far more painful.

I trust that puts the debate to bed.

Penn

Been punched in the balls a few times. About as much fun as.... well.... being kicked in the balls, I imagine.

As for women who say things like 'giving birth is like pushing a watermelon out of your nose', it isn't. The vagina is designed to stretch at birth so the child can pass through. My nose doesn't stretch to the diameter of a watermelon.

ejmaztec

Penn wrote: »

Been punched in the balls a few times. About as much fun as.... well.... being kicked in the balls, I imagine.

As for women who say things like 'giving birth is like pushing a watermelon out of your nose', it isn't. The vagina is designed to stretch at birth so the child can pass through. My nose doesn't stretch to the diameter of a watermelon.

It will when the wimmin get hold of you, and they'll kick you in the balls as well.

stovelid

Plus women get cool drugs to get through it. What about us poor bastards that have to witness the gorefest in a sober state.

sf80

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/10/why-getting-kicked-in-the-balls-causes-pain-in-the-abdomen/

fryup

there's was a chap in my class in school who got into a serious fight in the schoolyard which resulted in him getting several kicks to the groin...poor fecker can't have kids or even "perform" as a result of it