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30th Birthday Card

Potential-Monke · 2012-01-17 22:21:18

So, a work colleague is 30 this week and there's a card being passed around. What should i write in it? Something funny and mildly abusive/aggressive would be great!

17-01-2012 10:21pm

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Potential-Monke

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So, a work colleague is 30 this week and there's a card being passed around. What should i write in it? Something funny and mildly abusive/aggressive would be great!

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#2 17-01-2012 10:22pm

My name is URL

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[noparse]http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=7[/noparse]

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#3 17-01-2012 10:24pm

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"Happy Birthday, you ugly, fat cunt."

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#4 17-01-2012 10:26pm

Praetorian Saighdiuir

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Happy Birthday cocknose, sorry for pissing in the water cooler/coffee machine/favourite cup for the last few months.

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#5 17-01-2012 10:26pm

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Potential-Monke wrote: »

Something funny and mildly abusive/aggressive would be great!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of course you stupid dickface!
Yeah, you suck monkey balls!

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#6 17-01-2012 10:26pm

Chuck Stone

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You're dead.

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#7 17-01-2012 10:27pm

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"What happened at the Christmas party is our little secret. Happy bday"

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#8 17-01-2012 10:28pm

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Merry christmas,subtle enough to offend by expressing the lack of knowledge of the person/event.

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#9 17-01-2012 10:28pm

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If it was me personally, now this might just be me so my suggestion might be bat shit crazy to you but my message would involve wishing the person a Happy Birthday of some sort and wishing they have a good day. Also considering the birthday is somewhat of a milestone I would probably acknowledge that in the birthday message as well. I would also finish the message by writing my name so the reader will know who wrote it. Now this is just me mind :cool:

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#10 17-01-2012 10:29pm

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'go fuck yourself'

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#11 17-01-2012 10:29pm

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Most people in your condition die at 60, happy Midlife!

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#12 17-01-2012 10:29pm

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pmcmahon wrote: »

Merry christmas,subtle enough to offend by expressing the lack of knowledge of the person/event.

Also "Sorry to hear you're leaving, best of luck in the new job."

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#13 17-01-2012 10:30pm

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#14 17-01-2012 10:31pm

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"I posted a video of you on meatspin.com. Enjoy!"

(NSFW!!!! BTW)

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#15 17-01-2012 10:33pm

Sindri

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Ask them for money?

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#17 17-01-2012 10:44pm

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#18 17-01-2012 10:44pm

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#19 17-01-2012 10:46pm

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"Note to self: Pick up suit from dry cleaners on way home.

or a message to the birthday boy
" Happy Birthday, I'm having sex with your wife"
That covers salutations and mildly abusive.

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#20 17-01-2012 10:53pm

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Been great working with ya, shame to see you leave

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#21 17-01-2012 11:00pm

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Tis better to be over the hill than buried under it

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#22 17-01-2012 11:03pm

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'Happy birthday, smurf penis'

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#23 17-01-2012 11:03pm

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You dont have to write anything, a well placed pickled onion can liven up any greetings card.

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#24 17-01-2012 11:25pm

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Sorry for you loss.

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#25 18-01-2012 6:53am

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"Happy 50th Birthday!!!"

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#26 18-01-2012 7:07am

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Your internet is being monitored.

Just so you know, this is me blackmailing you.

Oh, Happy Birthday.

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#27 18-01-2012 12:58pm

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Happy Birthday...hope its your last.

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#28 18-01-2012 1:02pm

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just spell their name wrong. its subtle but effective.

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#29 18-01-2012 1:06pm

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"Happy birthday Jim." should cover it.

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