What did Saint patrick say to the snakes as he was driving them out of Ireland ?

El Jefe

Are ye alright in the back there lads

CiaranMcDCFC

'Are ye all right in the back there lads?'

ejmaztec

Hiss boo

DEFTLEFTHAND

Hadn't heard that one in a while.

Stinicker

You will be reincarnated in around a thousand years time as Bertie Ahern.

TeddyTedson

Where was he bringing them in a car... Up North:pac:

canonball5

"Hey snakes, get on that plane"

bleg

"I'm not doing this and there are no snakes in Ireland"?

kfallon

2/10 OP but it was so bad it did actually make me smile

Sindri

I heard he said careful now!

My name is URL

I don't get it

donvito99

I've had it with these mother ****ing snakes.

44leto

What can you say to the retreating ice at the end of the last ice age.

J. Marston

bleg wrote: »

"I'm not doing this and there are no snakes in Ireland"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFcqGGMPc3k

LordSutch

Hiss off

TeddyTedson

Snake, snake,
Snake your booty! Yea. Snake your booty!

Stiffler2

ahh now ga'ou a me gardennnnnnn


Here are a few FACTS for you :

Saint Patrick - no such thing as a saint
Saint Patrick was actually scottish or English
More than likely yet another bull$h1t myth from "The Church"

o, and there were never any snakes in Ireland.
Maybe when Pangea was knocking around back in the Dino ages

kfallon

"Jaysus lads it's been a bad day for ye hasn't it, I'd say ye are so low right now ye could parachute out of a sna.........oh wait!"

My name is URL

There was no cars back when St. Patrick was kicking the snakes out of Ireland, so the joke is factually inaccurate.

44leto

He said it in Irish or Parseltongue.

sensibleken

I've Adder nuff of ye?

Ellis Dee

The only snakes we clergymen will allow in Ireland are the one-eyed ones in our trousers.:D:D:D

Mr.Crinklewood

"Bertie".

Ray Palmer

I read somewhere a while ago Ireland is no longer a country that can claim be free of wild reptiles and snakes. Apparently people have let some native English species that now breed in the wild and are protected as rare species.

Morlar

" Hands up who wants to stay ? Ok, then. "

sensibleken

Ray Palmer wrote: »

I read somewhere a while ago Ireland is no longer a country that can claim be free of wild reptiles and snakes. Apparently people have let some native English species that now breed in the wild and are protected as rare species.

LIES! there is actually a native irish reptile, the viviparous or common lizard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptiles_of_Ireland

Sindri

sensibleken wrote: »

LIES! there is actually a native irish reptile, the viviparous or common lizard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptiles_of_Ireland

How does it survive?

Agricola

"OK, politicians, lawyers, and bankers can stay, the rest of yis are gone"

mattjack

Stiffler2 wrote: »

ahh now ga'ou a me gardennnnnnn


Here are a few FACTS for you :

Saint Patrick - no such thing as a saint
Saint Patrick was actually scottish or English
More than likely yet another bull$h1t myth from "The Church"

o, and there were never any snakes in Ireland.
Maybe when Pangea was knocking around back in the Dino ages

bloody foreigners again.

biko

AH->Humour

sensibleken

Sindri wrote: »

How does it survive?

How do you mean? Id say respiration and stuff like that

getuponthis

you created a thread for this.....really?

mathepac

The lizard as Gaeilge "an earc luachra" - now there's a cool user-name.

Sindri wrote: »

How does it survive?

He survives the usual way, bacon an' cabbage durin' the week, fish of a Friday, a feed a' porther an' SuperMacs of a Saturday, buttermilk, whishkey and custard after Mass of a Sunday, shure just like the rest of us Christians. Remember "an earc luachra" is not just for Christmas.

Ray Palmer

sensibleken wrote: »

LIES! there is actually a native irish reptile, the viviparous or common lizard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptiles_of_Ireland

I stand corrected but there is definitely new species in Ireland according to the article I read including snake. Never trust the Welsh to do a job right is what I say

randylonghorn

biko wrote: »

AH->Humour

Thanks a farkin' million!!